'Before I greet you, I would first like to apologize if greetings offend your race/ religion/ culture.
Secondly, I would like to apologize if apologies offend your race/ religion/ culture..'
Sometime later we may approach something that resembles saying 'hello'.
That is, if you don't slip up and say something the listener decides to be offended by.
^
This is
not the kind of world we want to live in, where
thinking is a crime and every word you say is being measured against an ever - increasing no - go list of words and phrases.
Or else.
By saying this, I am
not indirectly suggesting that people should go around deliberately trying to offend people.
All I am saying is that if we don't find a way to challenge this Political Correctness brainwashing which seems to be infecting common speech, Freedom of Speech will become a thing of the past, and this could be our future:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM-HJT8_esM