Retro Uprising's BEST THREAD EVER!!

[ZedIsDead]

You know you want to post in the best thread ever.


And, yes, I am bored.

[Dudebro]

So far this topic is failing to deliver.

[ZedIsDead]

Well, someone posted. That's one more than I thought. This thread is truly junk.

[TrakMastaTom]

I thought this was going to be a thread where people posted awesome threads from RU's past. We should make it that. But I am too lazy to come up with one right now.

[Dudebro]

Well post something worth talking about. I'll start by posting an old favorite of mine. I still think this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the internet.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/unyobroyo/VanDammeBSOD.gif

[DrunkN]

You know Dudebro, whenever I read your posts it's hard to imagine you as a big beardy guy.

[CatalystiCam]

I remember that sig DB.

[RU Joe]

Best thread ever?
It's made from hemp.

Seriously though, Ninjatiamat, what did you have in mind for this thread?
Please let us know A.S.A.P. because I won't be able to sleep thinking about it.

Yeah I'm chomping at the bit.
In the meantime,

YouTube - Hatsune Miku - "Yukkuri Shiteitte ne!!!"
YouTube - Miku "ã.¨ã‚Å*ã.·ã‚‹ã.°ã.‹" with English Sub

Same old ____, and stupid, stupid, stupid.

[Winnebagel]

I thought this was going to be a thread where people posted awesome threads from RU's past. We should make it that. But I am too lazy to come up with one right now.

I thought the same thing. I think an RU Greatest Hits type of thread would be fun.

[RU Joe]

Apparently I am stupid, stupid, stupid myself (what else could I be doing?) and should SEIZE this opportunity to show Dudebro that Will Smith has made new music since 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air'.

YouTube - Will Smith Party Starter

oh yes, and not one curse or derogatory statement to be found therein.
"Who ever said you have to sound ignorant to be cool?"
-Will Smith

[ZedIsDead]

Put it this way. I gave you a blank canvas. It is your challenge to turn into the best thread ever. I was mindnumbingly bored and I wanted to see what would happen if I posted a weird thread like this.

@To whoever ranked my post down: You're lucky I don't know who you are. Otherwise, I'd hunt down one of your posts and rank it down too.:sinister:

[RU Joe]

Having your post ranked down simply means that someone had disagreed with you on something.
Perhaps they need to watch that video on open-mindedness.
(Debate: Sticky: Read First by Kong, top of the page.)

Who cares what they think of you or your posts anyhow?
(You should have seen the abuse I received on other sites, but then I wasn't half as nice as I am now.)

So far as this thread goesIthink it's
ABOUT TIME
that someone threw a wild card down here.

Just to show some diversity, here is a Canadian performer performing Canadiana:

YouTube - Stompin' Tom Connors - Big Joe Mufferaw (Live 2005)

[ZedIsDead]

I was joking about that, I don't care what people rank my posts as. I think the feature's pretty much useless.

[RU Joe]

You never know.
It's so hard to get intonation into text, and so it makes it hard to tell whether someone is being serious, silly, angry, whatever-y.
That is why people get so upset over comments made about their posts, in my opinion.

People ranked me down too, and I don't really care either since it seems hardly anyone can understand me around here anyhow.


Here's the video I was REALLY hoping to show you non-Canadians.

You know we Canadians love you all even if your heads don't flap around the way ours do.
YouTube - Stompin' Tom Connors - Margo's Cargo

[zarny]

I'M PLAYING FROM MY HOME COMPUTER!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:q

[RU Joe]

You know I just HAD to put this video up here:

YouTube - How to make people angry - Cruelty

What you are watching is Professor Himonya of Tokyo University handing his assistant a business card which he asks her to pretend is hers, and to hand it back to him.

I love this video (no, really Joe?) and must apologize to those who have seen it before as I understand it has nearly achieved the status of the Rick (Astley) Roll in terms of its saturation of many remixes on the net.

Goodness no, please no one go and post Rick Roll now, come on I was just making a comparison and it's not an excuse to attack with that W.M.D.

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Zarny, do you mean to express:

A. Your love for your computer
B. Joy of being at home
C. Happiness of playing (what are you playing right now?)
D. Just wanted to post a bunch of happy faces
or
E. Some other thing not outwardly apparent in your post
(a secret code, perhaps?)

[samejamesbond]

It can't be the best, it has no reference to Chuck Norris.

And do people REALLY get this dumb? It feels so staged but real at the same time...
YouTube - Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama

[DrunkN]

I think a real best thread would be comprised of a list of the best posts on the site.

I would like to take the time to rub in that the greatest post belongs to me :loser:

No, I kid, I'm not that much of a jerk. But I do look forward to the post that can top mine.

[RU Joe]

It's obviously some genetically-modified super-soldier which escaped from the lab.
Soon they will have pets go missing in the area, then people...
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(I have to make it clear I am joking since I am well known on this site to have a tinfoil hat)

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Drunkninja, Winnabagel:
What are the RU greatest hits?
Are you guys just going to post your favorite things from RU?
Do you mean to say the posts made by you or by others?
Have I asked enough questions yet?

How about some of your favorite funny stuff from the net, or some songs maybe.
This is just starting to get interesting.

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Sorry, Samejamesbond:
People are dumb and dumber, and even moe dumberer than that as well.

It depends on what they have going on in their heads.

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I solved a mystery:
I think this guy

http://i28.tinypic.com/dh4a9s.jpg
is really this guy

http://i26.tinypic.com/2je6yvc.jpg

[Dudebro]

Yeah it'd be cool if we had all the best posts/topics in here but unless I'm mistaken we lost many of them in the update. I know I can't find certain old topics that I liked, I checked last night to add them here and I came up with only recent stuff(besides my intro topic, kinda weird).

You know Dudebro, whenever I read your posts it's hard to imagine you as a big beardy guy.
What makes you say that?


@Joegrotowski- Those first two videos are bizzare to say the least. They aren't terrible but still strange.
About Will Smith, yeah I know he's still making music but imo his music is almost identical to mainstream hip hop stuff just minus the swearing/thug attitude. Either way I think it sucks.
It's funny you posted Stompin Tom, I actually saw him perform on TV when I lived in Maine(they get more exposure to Canadian stuff). My dad likes him, I do too but only because of how funny his act is. I wish you found better videos though, when I saw him on TV he was really stompin on that board.
Since you're a weirdo I figure you might appreciate this pic-
NSFW- language
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/unyobroyo/1197d32fecc32d85ef9c7384f2272ad1.png

It can't be the best, it has no reference to Chuck Norris.
Ask and you shall recieve!
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/unyobroyo/Vogon20Poet2.gif
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/unyobroyo/chucknorris_pwned.gif

[Smittycal]

Its not officialy the best thread ever until

Smittycal has posted

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/5255/1252972624603.png

http://i29.tinypic.com/e6c2eg.jpg

[Dudebro]

The god one is hilarious and retro, I rated you up.

[RU Joe]

Dudebro,
exactly when did Freud fight with allied forces in the middle east?
I question the authenticity of those pictures.
(looks like another conspiracy)

Also take it easy on old Stompin' Tom, as I bet YOU won't be doing too much stompin' when you're in your 70's either.

Of COURSE you don't like the Hatsune Miku videos, only Otaku can understand.
Besides, she is a computer 'vocaloid' program and is immune to your scrutiny.
(she may slap you with a leek anyways)

I am getting the idea that:

Even if coins were to fall like rain
People from Maine would likely complain

Hey at least your weren't from Nantucket.
Think about it.

BTW your video is just as bad, don't you know Jean-Claude can't play video games?
His muscles are too big and so he can't hit the keys without breaking them.


YouTube - Vocaloid - Ievan Polkka
since Yukkuri Shiteitte ne! got taken down due to violation of copy-rites.

[ZedIsDead]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2017_06/6321.jpg

[sabby]

@Ninja - THAT IS FRICKIN' AWESOME!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D

[ZedIsDead]

Thanks. I made it just now. And now Kong is immortalized in a demotivational poster.

[samejamesbond]

Beautiful Ninja!

As EPIC a statement as this:
YouTube - Falcon Punch

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BTW the banana in Kong's avatar doesn't help either

[RU Joe]

STOP IT you guys,

Now I am starting to feel the need to come to Kong's defense.
Whether HE likes it or not.

http://konst.org.ua/data/pictures/021/017.jpg
Heh heh heh...

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Certainly they must be talking about Won-ton.

[OldTimer]

@ Ninja You are a god among men with that poster.

@ Joe Could be praire oyster soup. mmmmmmm........

"secret is to snip them real high" - Movie Funny Farm

[ZedIsDead]

@Samejamesbond: I'd like to see Chuck Norris blow someone up with a punch. That was awesome.

Here's the Mr. Sparkle commercial!



YouTube - Mr. Sparkle TV commercial

[RU Joe]

Ninjatiamat:

The truth is that Homer was modeled after me.
つまり、私は深刻ですが分かりますか？

[samejamesbond]

@ Ninja he comes pritty close:

YouTube - Chuck Norris Best Falcon Kick with Special Effects

[ZedIsDead]

@samejamesbond: Ouch. That's gotta hurt.:beat-up:

@JoeGrotowski: I don't think that came out right.

[RU Joe]

OldTimer:

"secret is to snip them real high"

I would have thought the seasoning would make all the difference.

This is nasty beyond measure.
Who started these balls rolling anyhow?

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Ninjatiamat:

つまり、私は深刻ですが分かりますか？ = Can you see that I'm serious?

Samejamesbond:
Yeah, totally broken leg time and 6-7 months in traction for you and me.
Just another love tap for Chuck Norris.
He didn't feel a thing, did you see the look on his face?
AVGN was not BS-ing about that guy.

[samejamesbond]

AVGN was not BS-ing about that guy.

Um about that: (NSFW- Language)
[SPOILE"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.YouTube - BIBLE GAMES - review by the Angry Video Game Nerd - Cinemassacre.com[/SPOILE"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.


I just saw this epic fight (to bad Cloud's in it, at least Zack has an apearance)
YouTube - FF7ACC Cloud vs. Sephiroth

[RU Joe]

SameI just saw this epic fight (to bad Cloud's in it, at least Zack has an apearance)

That fight was unbelievably epic.
We like a bit of that now and again, don't we?
The suspense gets to be unbearable and I just want it to be OVER

(they've suffered enough, oh why must it go on?)

and in addition:

WARNING! WARNING!
MOST EXTREME LANGUAGE,
DISGUSTING CONTENT NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART, AND just WRONG.

oK, I warned you.
YouTube - MUNKY CHEEZ 3K
and furthermore,
YouTube - RETURN OF MONKEY CHEESE
and in conclusion,
YouTube - Shit Pickle - Episode #2 (with Monkey Cheese)

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- enjoy quick because I don't think the last one will be allowed to stay for long.

[Mareeps]

Um about that: (NSFW- Language)
[SPOILE"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkNvQYiM6bw)YouTube - BIBLE GAMES - review by the Angry Video Game Nerd - Cinemassacre.com (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkNvQYiM6bw)[/SPOILE"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkNvQYiM6bw)


I just saw this epic fight (to bad Cloud's in it, at least Zack has an apearance)
YouTube - FF7ACC Cloud vs. Sephiroth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzJNf65CVvc&feature=related)
nice.
"lets try Flight to egypt."
*waits a few seconds*
"it's BAD"

[samejamesbond]

nice.
"lets try Flight to egypt."
*waits a few seconds*
"it's BAD"

You think THATS bad???
These are the kings of terrible games

NSFW - Language

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties:
ScrewAttack Video Game, Angry Video Game Nerd: Plumbers Don't Wear Ties | Game Trailers & Videos | GameTrailers.com (http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry-video-screwattack/52921)

Superman 64:
ScrewAttack Video Game, Angry Video Game Nerd: Superman 64 | Game Trailers & Videos | GameTrailers.com (http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry-video-screwattack/35929)

[DrunkN]

This topic was pretty cool before we brought the AVGN into it...

[samejamesbond]

This topic was pretty cool before we brought the AVGN into it...

YouTube - This is Sparta. Full scene.

Happy Now?

[DrunkN]

Now it's even more filled with obscure memes, why don't we just throw it's over nine thousand in this topic as well?

[samejamesbond]

Kefka Greatest Clown Ever:

YouTube - D:FF - The Only Good Cutscene in Dissidia

YouTube - Dissidia Final Fantasy - vs Kefka's intros

[ZedIsDead]

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/5/21/633785381054678595-BruceLee-t2.jpg (http://www.motivatedphotos.com/?id=20381)

[Smittycal]

Its not the BEST THREAD EVER until you throw some UFC into the mix (martial arts that is)

RUN FOREST!!
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m258/Wotan1105/runforrest.gif

[Tails]

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/7382/poster356328.jpg
I can't even begin to post how freaking funny this is!!!

[RU Joe]

Tails:
(re: Kong's balls)
I can't even begin to post how freaking funny this is!!!

Look back in the thread to see that these balls (deez nuts?) have been rolling for some time now.

But hey, let's play with them some more.
Kong won't mind, after all, he's the one who dragged them out for us to play with in the first place.
http://bowlingballsforsale.com/images/bowling_ball/bowling_ball_250x251.jpg

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Sorry, I meant to say 'deez nutz'.
There is a difference.

Dr. Dre is the only one who can help you with that particular problem.

Kids:
Don't go to see what I'm talking about, it will only warp your little brain.
Just look what happened to me:

http://www.videodetective.com/photos/094/003974_15.jpg

I am the one on the left.

[ZedIsDead]

You're one weird dude, Joe. And I mean that in a good way.

Now, Contra vs. Duck Hunt!

YouTube - Contra vs. Duck Hunt

[samejamesbond]

You're one weird dude, Joe. And I mean that in a good way.

Now, Contra vs. Duck Hunt!

YouTube - Contra vs. Duck Hunt (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16U394NZSTk&feature=player_embedded)

Nice.

Pwnage is his middle name:
YouTube - FFVIII - Renzokuken + LionHeart

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And thus Squall is:

YouTube - Its Over 9000!!! [Original Video and Audio]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiMHTK15Pik]YouTube - Its Over 9000!!! [Original Video and Audio

[ZedIsDead]

Nice. I ranked your post up. You can say what you want about Squall, but he's got one sweet weapon.

I knew she wasn't a virgin.:o

http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/11006/GodBukkake.jpg (http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/11006/GodBukkake.jpg)

[RU Joe]

Ninjatiamat:

Thank you SO MUCH for saying I am a weird dude.
You seem to be peculiar yourself.
You have no idea how long I have waited to add a similar feather to this one,:
.Quote:
. . .. ... ....Since you're a weirdo I figure you might appreciate this pic- ... .. . .
-Dudebro Re: Retro Uprising's BEST THREAD EVER

(This is a compliment, thank you Dudebro.
You are relatively strange and unusual as well.)

which is already in place 'in my cap'.
Oh man, I have tears of joy.
THANKS, you guys.

Someone recognizes and appreciates my odd talents, AT LAST!!
(with most its all way over their heads, or they don't want to be caught enjoying such things)

Re: Contra Vs. Duck Hunt
He forgot to mow down that damn dog.

YouTube - Duck Hunt Hacked (shooting the dog)

OH, MAN DO I HATE THAT DOG!!

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Samejamesbond:

FFVIII PS2?

[DrunkN]

Now it's even more filled with obscure memes, why don't we just throw it's over nine thousand in this topic as well?

And thus Squall is:

YouTube - Its Over 9000!!! [Original Video and Audio] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiMHTK15Pik)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiMHTK15Pik]YouTube - Its Over 9000!!! [Original Video and Audio (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiMHTK15Pik]YouTube%20-%20Its%20Over%209000%21%21%21%20[Original%20Video%20and%20Audio)
Fantastic.

[RU Joe]

Too bizarre.
Does the number 9000 have special significance in that show?
(is it Dragon Balls-Z?)
Why not an even 10k?

[DrunkN]

The power scouter measures a potential destruction ability in numbers up to 9,000 or something like that. I never did understand that show.

[samejamesbond]

FFVIII PS2?


It's PS1, it's arguably the most customisable fantasy.
I should have posted this video, it shows blasting zone.

YouTube - Squall's Desperation Moves

I still don't see why people don't think he's awesome...

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Nice. I ranked your post up. You can say what you want about Squall, but he's got one sweet weapon.

I knew she wasn't a virgin.:o

http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/11006/GodBukkake.jpg (http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/11006/GodBukkake.jpg)


YouTube - Captain falcon says yesz for 9:04 minutes

Couldn't say it any better.

[RU Joe]

Any Duke Nukem fans out there?

WARNING!
EXTREME LANGUAGE AND SEXIST PIG CONTENT.

YouTube - Duke Nukem One-Liners

(Wow what a great compilation, I thought I had heard them all!)

Drunkninja:
I never got behind Dragon Balls-Z either.
Looked like enless conflicts and little storyline to me, but then again I just couldn't get past all of the YELLING and YELLING and YELLING!
(there is a time and a place for it - they call it heavy metal.)

It reminded me of the movie 'Battle Angel Alita'
http://animestime.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/alita1.jpg
With Alita's voice being done by the same girl who did the voice of Rio Kinezono
http://www.retrojunk.com/img/art-images/bb15.jpg
from Burn-up W, Amanda Winn Lee
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f5/Amanda_Winn-Lee.jpg/800px-Amanda_Winn-Lee.jpg
Lots of YELLING in both those roles.

Samejamesbond:
ALL RPG's are awesome, but some people lack the patience and sophistication to see it.
I like that Squall character, it looks like he really comes in handy during boss battles.

[samejamesbond]

Soul Calibur has it's official Joke Character:

YouTube - Soul Calibur: Broken Destiny E3 09: Dampierre vs. Hilde Gameplay

YouTube - Soul Calibur Broken Destiny : Dampierre & Kratos Critical Finish

[Smittycal]

Its not the BEST THREAD EVER untill I post the following..

Japanese sure do like to take PICTURES

YouTube - 酒井法å..被å‘Å*ã.®è¬.à §Â½ÂªÃ¤Â¼Å¡Ã¨Â¦â€¹
THE NEW HALO ANIME on SPIKE!! (preview)
YouTube - Halo Legends - The Babysitter (Preview) (Spike TV)

and
LIVE ACTION BATTLE ANGEL ALITA MOVIE!!

http://www.japanator.com/elephant/ul/11408-620x-battle-angel-alita.jpg

[samejamesbond]

Greatest Motorcycle Chase EVAR (yes with an A)

YouTube - FF7ACC Kadaj Chase


Bahamut Fight: (NSFW - Language, and no it's not Cid or Barret)

Part 1:
YouTube - FF7ACC Bahamut SIN Part 1

Part2:
YouTube - FF7ACC Bahamut SIN Part 2

[RU Joe]

YouTube - FF7ACC Kadaj Chase

FF7ACC Kadaj Chase - If nothing else, it's flashy.
Where are their helmets? (young people seem to think they're immortal for a limited time)
Also, were they trained by Charlie's Angels?
I think we have seen those kind of moves before, specifically how they took out the helicopter.

FF7ACC Bahamut Sin part 1-
Isn't that the demon Scorne from Gauntlet Legends: Dark Legacy?
Maybe it's his brother.
I wonder if Bahamut plays baccarat.

part 2-
That's the music from the Matrix.

Man am I a nit-picker today.
WHATEVER they are great vids (holy epic, Batman!) so don't take me too seriously.
Remember,

YouTube - If You Were Gay - Ouran High School Host Club

...but I'm not gay.

[samejamesbond]

JoeGrotoeski you like Cloud vs. Sephiroth but now you hate this?

Did this happen to you?
YouTube - Falcon Kick

If yes, I don't blame you.

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Or one of the bellow?

YouTube - Old Lady Punch - FALCON PUNCH

YouTube - Falcon Kick!

YouTube - Granny Falcon Kicks The Baby

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/16610/original/literalfalconkick.jpg?1252273045

[RU Joe]

Samejamesbond:

JoeGrotoeski you like Cloud vs. Sephiroth but now you hate this?

Wha? HATE?
No way.
When did I say that? I'm only joking around here and hope you are too.

What is a falcon kick and what show is it from?

[DrunkN]

It's from a movie :P

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/falconpunch-themovie.jpg

[RU Joe]

Judge Dredd meets Power Rangers.

[Dudebro]

What is a falcon kick and what show is it from?
It's from an overrated character from F-Zero. He never actually gets out of the vehicle but for some reason people like him. Also he's not even the best racer in the game but no one likes overwieght samurais who drive pink vehicles.

[RU Joe]

Dudebro:

It's from an overrated character from F-Zero. He never actually gets out of the vehicle but for some reason people like him. Also he's not even the best racer in the game but no one likes overwieght samurais who drive pink vehicles.

Of course people like samurai in pink vehicles, I do.
All samurai are overweight.
No one will dare to bug them for riding in a pink vehicle.
Just like Elvis in his later years.

http://www.cupidswedding.com/_elvis_images/eddie-powers/Pink-Cadillac-Eddie.jpg
http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/items/assist/images/assist02/assist02_070702b-l.jpg

[Dudebro]

Oh you sly devil, you knew full well who Cpt Failure is!


All samurai are overweight.

You think so?
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/unyobroyo/Afro_samurai_2.jpg

[samejamesbond]

Captain Falcon is the equal of Chuck Norris.

Solid Snake thinks Captain Falcon an Equal, need I say more?
YouTube - Super Smash Bros. Brawl - Snake Codec Calls (3/4)
(He's the last one)


And, Capt. Falcon killed God in F-Zero GX, need I say more?

http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/962/original/halolzcom-churchoffalconsign.jpg?1253227227


http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/halolz-dot-com-churchoffalcon-fzero-moses-showmeyourmoves.gif

[RU Joe]

Samejamesbond:

Captain Falcon is the equal of Chuck Norris.


Let's get this straight.
In the order of toughness, first comes Moses.

This was established by the AVGN in his video 'Bible Adventures' where he says:
"Man, nobody edit with Moses. Not even Chuck Norris."

So what we can determine from this statement is that Chuck Norris is second toughest next to Moses.
So...
Who is the third toughest?

[DrunkN]

Samejamesbond:



Let's get this straight.
In the order of toughness, first comes MosesNoah.

This was established by the AVGN in his video 'Bible Adventures' where he says:
"Man, nobody edit with MosesNoah. Not even Chuck Norris."
fixed.

[Dudebro]

So how does this fact fit into the equation?
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/unyobroyo/633785381054678595-brucelee.jpg

[justinm26]

not to be a stickler, but doesn't doing something like edit go against the rules of posting?

[Dudebro]

You're right and thank you for pointing it out.

[RU Joe]

BTW someone actually posted that AVGN 'Bible Games' video on this thread if you need to see 'proof' of what I said about Moses.

For third toughest, how about Alice from Resident Evil?

WARNING FOUL LANGUAGE AND DISGUSTING ANIMATED GORE!!!

YouTube - Resident Evil Movie (In A Nutshell)

Shadowleggy is awesome.

[justinm26]

LMAO, man, that video was hilarious. thanks for that joe.

[RU Joe]

Whoops, sorry about the fishs.
You know that's what I meant, right?

Drunkninja:
Thanks for the correction on Noah.
I had Moses on the brain after laughing at that picture.

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Dudebro:
So how does this fact fit into the equation?
(pic of Bruce Lee 'killing' Chuck Norris)

It doesn't.
Unless the AVGN said it, we cannot accept it as evidence to support the claim that someone is tough.
Come to think of it, didn't AVGN defeat SATAN HIMSELF at one point?
I think that would qualify him as being one who can say which characters are tough, don't you?

[Dudebro]

I think that would qualify him as being one who can say which characters are tough, don't you?
Not at all, I think AVGN is overrated and annoying so I don't value his opinion at all.

[RU Joe]

Dudebro:
Not at all, I think AVGN is overrated and annoying so I don't value his opinion at all.

Ok, maybe AVGN is overrated.
We still have to determine WHO is worthy of being called tough, and why.
I was trying to establish some basis for comparison.

Bruce Lee was undoubtedly tough, with his practicing every spare minute he could.
You know I was joking when I dismissed your picture.

So, what shall be the standard of TOUGH you guys?
The Terminator?
Ford trucks?
http://gamebyte.es/zappingtv/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/pucca250280.jpg
Pucca?

[justinm26]

how about something that isn't fictional? like for instance back in the day, mike tyson, or currently brock lesnar, that is one dude i wouldn't fight and there aren't many i would stand down from.

[RU Joe]

Justinm26:

Ok yeah now I think we're getting somewhere.
I don't see why it can't be both real and fictional characters, sort of like Marvel Vs. Capcom
(even though it may be as the comparison of apples to oranges - this is just for fun anyhow)
and now that you mention it:

With the exception of the 'ear biting' incident, certainly Mike Tyson is one tough guy.
I do not dispute that since when he got going with the combos he was like a jackhammer.
I am not familiar with Brock Lesnar (U.F.C.?) but if he is worthy of comparison with Tyson....

Myself, I always liked George Foreman's fighting style and the relaxed state he seemed to be in during a match.
It's like he didn't consider his opponent to be a serious threat.

[Dudebro]

but if he is worthy of comparison with Tyson
Imo he's much scarier. Brock is very powerful and he's very agile. Tyson was never much of anything besides a power hitter.

[RU Joe]

I just went to see who Brock Lesnar is, (he certainly does look powerful) and have to say that he is fast for his size.
In terms of tough:
he may even give Noah a run for his money.

http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/ss-bible_adventures_noah.png

[Dudebro]

Can Noah do this?
YouTube - BROCK LESNAR's BEST F-5

[RU Joe]

Dudebro:
Can Noah do this?
(Brock Lesnar's best F-5 video)

Maybe, and I say that because in the game he picks up several large farm type animals at the same time and runs with them.

But when it comes to feats of strength,
Pucca can literally move mountains when she is properly motivated (like when Garu is in trouble)
but if you want to talk about real world feats of strength:

(and of course I can't find a video right now)
Have you seen the strongman competitions where they do things like lift enormous steel or stone balls (Kong's?) and place them in a hole on a platform above chest height, lift things resembling engine blocks up a flight of steep steps, and other things of that nature?

All the videos I got when I typed in strongman were not from the competition I wanted to put up here.
There was this one:
YouTube - Derek Poundstone America's Strongest Man 2009 380lb Stone load at 68"
but even this feat pales in comparison to the contest I am thinking of where contestants lifted several of them in succession each one being placed on increasingly higher platforms.
(apparently they are called Atlas balls)

[samejamesbond]

Squalls stronger than both of them combined.

Carry a sword of this SIZE (Blasting Zone):

YouTube - Squall's Desperation Moves


It pierced the earths ATMOSPHERE, and then some.

[Smittycal]

Its not the best thread EVER without a news update from the most reliable news network ever.

Onion News

YouTube - Domino's Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat


YouTube - Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again

[ZedIsDead]

The ninja parade one is hilarious.

[RU Joe]

FLASH! This just in:
Drum & bass from '94 - Riddims for you to relax to.
Enjoy.
YouTube - Top Gun - T Bone & Dextrous
YouTube - Heavenly Body - Dextrous
YouTube - amazon II - booyaa (open your mind)

---------- Post added at 05:32 AM ---------- Previous post was at 04:38 AM ----------

Smittycal:
Those videos were utterly convincing, and also really funny.
Re: the Domino's Institute testing the limits of what humans will eat video,
I believe it.
George Carlin said before he died that Americans (but this applies here in Canada too)
would eat ANYTHING AT ALL.
http://peasantswithpitchforks.com/point/images/georgecarlin.jpg
I realize the video is just a spoof, but it holds some truth.

Re: the Ninja parade slips by video,
I believe it.
In fact I was just at the Ninja parade here in Vancouver last Wednesday.
The theme was Doremon.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CEpZWmkmsRg/RbtQ9-Oa8gI/AAAAAAAAATs/6wf8oZR6jLU/s400/doremon002.jpg
who reminds me of Stimpy from Ren & Stimpy, only with NO EARS

Also, samejamesbond:

I understand that Squall's attacks are indeed powerful but the real question is:
do you think he could take Brock Lesnar?
or how about
Noah? Jean-Claude van Damme? Pucca? Chuck Norris? the Leprechaun in Alabama?
Oh man, this is too much fun!

[samejamesbond]

@ Joe: Do you realize hoe much does a 76 mile long sword must weigh?

Translation: Yes he could.

[Dudebro]

Yeah I guess a scrawny little metrosexual could take Brock Lesnar.:sarcastic:

[samejamesbond]

How is Squall metro?
He was in a love story, he never went the other way.

Lesnar doesn't even hold a candle, with that strength Squall could through trucks at the poor guy.

[Dudebro]

Metrosexual doesn't mean gay. It means he is a pretty boy and/or borderline feminine. Before you scramble to deny it, he wears a feathered half jacket and tight leather pants, he's metro.

---------- Post added 09-22-2009 at 07:31 AM ---------- Previous post was 09-21-2009 at 10:19 PM ----------

To keep with the intent of the topic-
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/unyobroyo/moses.jpg

[RU Joe]

Moses, eh?
Well, he does have 'Mo' in his name, as in 'Mo betta'.
Being directly associated with a deity also lends an aura of power to him.
I suppose we next need to determine who hung with Jesus mo - him or Noah?

However I think Samejamesbond may have a legitimate argument concerning Squall's sword.

For example, as an experiment I went outside last night (when everyone else in the neighborhood was asleep of course) and grabbed my house by the foundation and lifted it above my head for a few seconds before having to put it down again.

Seriously now if an average person can't even do such a simple thing as that then, yes, I must concede that wielding Squall's sword would require super-human strength such as seen in the Hulk or perhaps even Superman.

[samejamesbond]

Metrosexual doesn't mean gay. It means he is a pretty boy and/or borderline feminine. Before you scramble to deny it, he wears a feathered half jacket and tight leather pants, he's metro.

---------- Post added 09-22-2009 at 07:31 AM ---------- Previous post was 09-21-2009 at 10:19 PM ----------

To keep with the intent of the topic-
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/unyobroyo/moses.jpg


Yeah Moses is awesome. 8)

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/halolz-dot-com-churchoffalcon-fzero-moses-showmeyourmoves.gif

[RU Joe]

Very well then.
So let it be written, so let it be done.
Moses is the toughest one.
(talking about it sure was fun)

So this is my 100th post!
Now you know all hopes are toast
That I am likely to shut up
And in conclusion a....
WHAZZUP!
YouTube - Scary movie- WHAZZUP?!!

[samejamesbond]

Metrosexual doesn't mean gay. It means he is a pretty boy and/or borderline feminine. Before you scramble to deny it, he wears a feathered half jacket and tight leather pants, he's metro.

Squall still isn't,
Unfortunately some other swordwielders are. (100% NSFW)


YouTube - I Fuck My Friends


---------- Post added 09-23-2009 at 02:10 AM ---------- Previous post was 09-22-2009 at 08:34 PM ----------

After I asked my dad and had some thought about it, I have to change my mind.
Moses never had those powers, it was all god.

My father told me a 76 mile steel beam with a diameter of 15 feet would
weigh Millions, not thousands, Millions of Tons.

His sword would weigh more than the Empire State Building.
Never saw Superman or the Hulk lift that much.
Everyone else on this list (aside from Captain Falcon) would be pwned.

[Dudebro]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/unyobroyo/facepalm-1.jpg

[Smittycal]

HAHHA @ the DOUBLE FACE PALM!

BUT its not the BEST THREAD EVER until ... You find out what law enforcement is REALLY up to:D

YouTube - Cops Caught Playing Wii Bowling During Drug Bust!!!

[Dudebro]

I just wanna mention that Ninja now has the highest rated post because of this topic, +8 good job NT.

[DrunkN]

I just wanna mention that Ninja now has the highest rated post because of this topic, +8 good job NT.
What!?
http://brotherpeacemaker.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/traitor.jpg

[samejamesbond]

What!?
http://brotherpeacemaker.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/traitor.jpg


@ Ninja: http://www.youtube.com/?v=uBsm2HiLubY

@ Dudebro: http://www.youtube.com/?v=Qa6z5yNGUPw

[ZedIsDead]

You're going to love his nuts.

YouTube - Slap Chop (2 minute version)

---------- Post added at 12:31 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:27 PM ----------

@SJB: Nice.

Here's one of my favorite bits from Family Guy:

YouTube - Family guy - Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man

[RU Joe]

Ninjatiamat:

He actually said that on the infomercial.
I am in awe.
That is SO FUNNY.

---------- Post added at 02:53 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:49 PM ----------

The other day, I came across an individual who had not seen this before.
Perhaps you are one yourself.
YouTube - "Weird Al" Yankovic - It's All About The Pentiums

[ZedIsDead]

www.wtf.org (http://www.wtf.org/)

It's not what you thought it was.

[samejamesbond]

Ninjamat are you god of the internet?

[ZedIsDead]

Yes.

If this thread does nothing else, it will drastically increase the use of the post ranking feature.

[sezthemank]

You know I just HAD to put this video up here:

YouTube - How to make people angry - Cruelty (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj53Z_p5xOU&feature=related)

What you are watching is Professor Himonya of Tokyo University handing his assistant a business card which he asks her to pretend is hers, and to hand it back to him.

I love this video (no, really Joe?) and must apologize to those who have seen it before as I understand it has nearly achieved the status of the Rick (Astley) Roll in terms of its saturation of many remixes on the net.


I still dont get this Video.





YouTube - Family guy - Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvaRGiMWRaE)

LOL I made a whole thread about this one Video :).

[ZedIsDead]

Really? Do you remember where it is?

[sezthemank]

RU Awesome group forum.
do you want the link ?

[RU Joe]

Sezthemank:
Re:
video: How to make people angry - Cruelty
I still dont get this Video.

I imagine you may not be the only one.
Ok so now I will attempt to explain this video.

Professor Himonya has a series of these videos posted on the net (most dubbed over with someone's music however) and I still don't know whether they are being serious or not.
Mostly they deal with illustrating the BIG NO-NO's of Japanese office/business etiquette or so it seems.

In this one, he asks his assistant to take a business card and to pretend it is her business card, and that they are meeting for the first time.
(you can hear her say 'Hajimimashite',which literally means 'I am meeting you for the first time')
She presents the card to him and introduces herself.
Then he pretends to start reading 'her' card and crushes it.

Ok so THIS is the confusing part and what I need to explain:
In Japan, it seems that business etiquette is taken in extremely high regard and its protocols are as commandments.
To do what Prof. H. does in this video would not only be a confidence-crushing affair for the young lady, but would also be a terrible insult to her company.
Unforgivable! UNFORGIVABLE!

I hope my English is good enough to explain it.
Sometimes I can't understand my own posts.

[ZedIsDead]

RU Awesome group forum.
do you want the link ?

No need. I found it and necro'd it.


It's too bad King of the Hill is off the air. Stuff like this is priceless.

YouTube - Bobby Hill-Thats My Purse

[samejamesbond]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/unyobroyo/facepalm-1.jpg


I Facepalm your Facepalm:

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/15940/original/Falcon_Facepalm_by_Tradanbattlan.jpg?1252113014

[DrunkN]

www.wtf.org (http://www.wtf.org/)

It's not what you thought it was.
That would have been epic for me if I hadn't already seen it, but still a +rep for reminding me of when I typed it in my URL bar and laughed for 5 minutes straight.

[RU Joe]

http://michaeljosephtherapy.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/shame17.jpg
Just look what this thread has degraded into.

[DrunkN]

This thread hasn't degraded, It's degraded when we have officially run out of jokes or if we just forget about it.

[samejamesbond]

Drunkninja, how did you make the origional Kong picture thing?

[RU Joe]

Everyone, I am truly sorry.
Because of the facepalm - forehead clasping nature of our collective failure in keeping things going in this thread,
I must use the
DEATHRAY on you all!
YouTube - spor-deathray

[DrunkN]

Drunkninja, how did you make the origional Kong picture thing?
Eh? Do you mean Ninjatiamat?

[samejamesbond]

Eh? Do you mean Ninjatiamat?

Right, Ninjatiamat, how did you make the origional Kong picture.

[RU Joe]

Sorry if I didn't warn you but there is a lot of BASS in 'Deathray'.
It isn't like it's 'Bass, I love you'
but there are some subsonic bursts in it.

WATCH THE BASS WITH THIS ONE, and I do mean TURN IT DOWN.
if you do this it is a lovely song.
(I wonder if Bobbie Sue would like it?)
LOTS of subsonics in this one. The biggest burst is a couple of seconds from the end.
(I warned you!) Fellow bass freaks, enjoy.
YouTube - Bass I Love You- Basstronics

Kong:
I have often wondered myself at your avatar.
It must have been a good party.

---------- Post added at 08:32 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:50 PM ----------

Another drum and bass favorite:
(just as dangerous as 'Bass, I love you' so BASS WARNING applies here too)
Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPBT5BJ9Q6k]YouTube - Bass Test - Demanding tracks for your system [Drum & Bass

[Dudebro]

I Facepalm your Facepalm:

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/15940/original/Falcon_Facepalm_by_Tradanbattlan.jpg?1252113014
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/unyobroyo/05c0101504be9035b550457bda1ccd2d.png




@NT- I'm very disappointed with you for the slap chop video. This one is much better-
YouTube - DJ Steve Porter featuring Vince Offer - "Slap Chop Rap"

[ZedIsDead]

Right, Ninjatiamat, how did you make the origional Kong picture.

I used this site.

Parody Motivator Generator (http://diy.despair.com/motivator.php)

---------- Post added at 09:06 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:53 PM ----------

I think even you will be able to appreciate this, Dudebro:

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/6277/falcongrope.jpg

---------- Post added 09-24-2009 at 01:28 PM ---------- Previous post was 09-23-2009 at 09:06 PM ----------

This is for Sabby.

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/5918/poster42829087.jpg

[bigred]

you know you want to post in the best thread ever.


And, yes, i am bored.
the games dont even work

[Dudebro]

PM sent about the games, next time please post in the right section.

[Mareeps]

I used this site.

Parody Motivator Generator (http://diy.despair.com/motivator.php)

---------- Post added at 09:06 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:53 PM ----------

I think even you will be able to appreciate this, Dudebro:

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/6277/falcongrope.jpg

---------- Post added 09-24-2009 at 01:28 PM ---------- Previous post was 09-23-2009 at 09:06 PM ----------

This is for Sabby.

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/5918/poster42829087.jpg



oh god, i played that steaming pile of crap.
its worst than they say

[Smittycal]

My prediction for this thread

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.lemondrop.com/media/2009/09/egg1%5B1%5D.jpg

Its all down hill from here (jk)

[DrunkN]

It's not the best thread ever without Sherlock Holmes.
YouTube - TNG episode 17 - "elementary, my dear beefcake"

[Smittycal]

Ahh yes Sherlock Holmes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUQbmFAE5WI]YouTube - Sherlock Holmes - Official Trailer [HD

[samejamesbond]

We need Sherlock once and a while.

Also some epic intros:

2nd Best in series history (imo, behind Dissidia):
YouTube - Final Fantasy VIII Intro

YouTube - Super Smash Bros intro

YouTube - Soul Calibur 2 Intro

YouTube - Resident Evil 2 - Intro - Leon S. Kennedy

[laserboy1134]

Wow, I was just minding my own business and then I passed out and woke up naked in the Best thread ever!

[DrunkN]

Wow, I was just minding my own business and then I passed out and woke up naked in the Best thread ever!
join the club

[samejamesbond]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/6277/falcongrope.jpg


Although extremely immature, it asked for it ::)

YouTube - Captain falcon says yesz for 9:04 minutes

[DrunkN]

Although extremely immature, it asked for it ::)

YouTube - Captain falcon says yesz for 9:04 minutes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBwwUfuJZr8)
9 minutes I will never retain.

[Smittycal]

Random pic

http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/polar_bear_ice.jpg

---------- Post added at 11:45 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:37 PM ----------

Oh and I know this is wrong but oh well lol

http://lolpedo.com/pics/pedobear-hates-barney.jpg

[Dudebro]

@DN- now you're just fishing for rate ups huh? I was watching the Sherlock Data thing and wondering wth is going on? The ending was pretty funny, well edited.

Btw-
YouTube - Walker told me I have aids

[RU Joe]

Alright, rate me down if you like but here is something silly.
(silliness from JG? NO WAY!)
YouTube - Winston hearts bananas
and sillier yet
YouTube - Screaming frog
Someone please let me know if I am being a video Necromancer, ok?
(or you could just sit there laughing at my Lamer-ness while letting me think I am hip and cool)

[Dudebro]

Don't worry I post old school(played out?) videos all the time. As long as you are amused it's all good right?

YouTube - Biz Markie - Just A Friend (Best Quality)

[sezthemank]

Wow what the hell has happend to this thread!

[Tails]

Dudebro waz here Sez.

[sezthemank]

Agghh right. :)


http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/7382/poster356328.jpg

Hillarious!
+rep Ninja!

[RU Joe]

Sezthemank:
How can you say this:
Wow what the hell has happend to this thread!
and then go ahead and Necromancer Kong's balls back into the mix?
Unforgivable!

BTW, I seem to be the only one besides OldTimer that got the idea behind it and started posting references to Kong's balls.
like this:
http://sizzleonthegrill.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/2meatpattiesweb.jpg

[sezthemank]

Its off a thread from ages ago.

[DrunkN]

I'm itching to bring the face palm back.
YouTube - TNG episode 13 - "Was machst du, Data?"

[ZedIsDead]

This thread needs more Spaceballs.

NSFW - Language

YouTube - Comb the desert! (digital quality)

[Smittycal]

+1 for Space Balls

[ZedIsDead]

Pretty cool .gif here.

http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss88/SilentWolf8979/Humor/avatar_2961.gif

[DrunkN]

Pretty cool .gif here.

http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss88/SilentWolf8979/Humor/avatar_2961.gif
Edgeworth says:
Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3274305)

[sezthemank]

Edgeworth says:
Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3274305)

love it! :)

[samejamesbond]

Link Roll'D: (NSFW)

YouTube - Link Roll'D

[DrunkN]

Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3274423)

[Dudebro]

I don't like where this is going, I'll post something awesome to counter this incoming fail.
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/unyobroyo/faceturn-3.gif

[Smittycal]

Its not the BEST THREAD EVER until I show you the new ACTION FIGURE im getting!!!

New Joker Action figure form Hot Toys...with creepy moving eyes!

YouTube - Hot Toys - DX Series - PERS Demonstration

[TrakMastaTom]

Hiiiiiiooooooooooooooooo.

[samejamesbond]

Links Limited Vocabulary (NSFW):

YouTube - Link's Limited Vocabulary

[laserboy1134]

How could this be the best thread ever if best is merely a matter of opinion? Maybe to some this is the worst thread ever. Maybe to others this thread is the most average thread ever. Maybe some people died in the creation of this thread.

[samejamesbond]

How could this be the best thread ever if best is merely a matter of opinion? Maybe to some this is the worst thread ever. Maybe to others this thread is the most average thread ever. Maybe some people died in the creation of this thread.

Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3275520)

[DrunkN]

The most epic conclusion to a two part star trek episode.
YouTube - The Next Generation episode 9 - "A Fistful of Explosions"

[laserboy1134]

Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3275520)

I almost died laughing at that

[Mareeps]

Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3275520)
your link wins:D

[Dudebro]

To keep this topic awesome I'll post some youtube videos from my favorites list.

YouTube - Richard Cheese - Chop Suey! (System of a Down Video)


YouTube - The Legend of Zelda: Dungeon Theme


This is easily one of my all time favorites on youtube, it's pretty epic.
YouTube - Aries Spears Rap Inpersonation

[Smittycal]

HOLY CRAP!!! How can this be the best thread ever without a picture from the WORLDS BEST BBQ SPOT!!!

GATES! in KC...TMT may disagree with me but thats what it is lol

MIXED PLATE TO GO PLEASE!!!

http://photos.igougo.com/images/p271876-Kansas_City_MO-Lunch_at_Gates.jpg
(http://photos.igougo.com/images/p271876-Kansas_City_MO-Lunch_at_Gates.jpg)

[Dojah]

@Dudebro~That Zelda vid was really cool. Those are some talented guys. And your signature is great man.

---------- Post added at 09:32 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:19 AM ----------

I am not a big fan of juggling but this video amazed me. This guy actualy juggles with a rythem, and does it pretty well. Best juggler I have ever seen.

Amazing Juggling Finale (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4776181634656145640#)

[samejamesbond]

@Dudebro~That Zelda vid was really cool. Those are some talented guys. And your signature is great man.

---------- Post added at 09:32 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:19 AM ----------

I am not a big fan of juggling but this video amazed me. This guy actualy juggles with a rythem, and does it pretty well. Best juggler I have ever seen.

Amazing Juggling Finale (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4776181634656145640#)



@ Dojah: Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3277901)

@ Smittycal: http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3277907

[Smittycal]

@ Samejamesbond....lots and lots of practice

THIS is my favorite fighting game moment in HISTORY

its @ 2:45
Diago is a SF GOD

YouTube - BEST COMEBACK IN STREET FIGHTER! EVER!

[laserboy1134]

Is it possible to tickle yourself?

[Mareeps]

@ Dojah: Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3277901)

@ Smittycal: Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3277907)
i gotta try this soon.
how do you get the link to say objection instead of the website address?

[samejamesbond]

i gotta try this soon.
how do you get the link to say objection instead of the website address?


The link is right here: (It automatically happens BTW)
Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/index.php)


@ Smittycal: Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3278053)

[DrunkN]

Is it possible to tickle yourself?
Only if you're a woman.

[Smittycal]

Only if you're a woman.

Pics or it didnt happen>:D

[RU Joe]

This is for those of you who still think it would be a good idea for old JG to post a pic of myself.
I tried to tell you in 'Explain your Avatar', but felt it would be better to give some context.
After hearing this you will realize why I said what I did.
Again, this is why I will not post a pic of myself.
YouTube - Naruto - U.G.L.Y [READ]
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05I0cZoYKrI]YouTube%20-%20Naruto%20-%20U.G.L.Y%20[READ)

[Dojah]

That vid didnt work. :)

[RU Joe]

Yep, you got there before I could fix it.
MAN, you're fast!

[samejamesbond]

This is for those of you who still think it would be a good idea for old JG to post a pic of myself.
I tried to tell you in 'Explain your Avatar', but felt it would be better to give some context.
After hearing this you will realize why I said what I did.
Again, this is why I will not post a pic of myself.
YouTube - Naruto - U.G.L.Y [READ] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05I0cZoYKrI)
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05I0cZoYKrI]YouTube%20-%20Naruto%20-%20U.G.L.Y%20[READ)

Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3278966)

[DrunkN]

Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3278966)
Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3279025)

[laserboy1134]

Only if you're a woman.

I'm not gonna say anything so that I don't accidentally break the PG-13 barrier.

[samejamesbond]

YouTube - Hilarious 911 Call


Be careful from whom you recieve lottery tickets from

[ZedIsDead]

Nice. That's 100,000,000,000,000 times better than a real Washington's Lottery ad. (Trust me, they're atrocious.)

This guy's riding on the wall of the track!

YouTube - F-Zero GX Glitch-Ride on the Track Wall

[samejamesbond]

Captain Falcon never fails to amaze.
Can't get more awesome than that.

[Mareeps]

i hate F-zero GX's mission mode.
too hard

[Smittycal]

A Nightmare on Elm Street in HD Video by Trailer Park - MySpace Video@@AMEPARAM@@http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=63620005@@AMEPARAM@@mediaservices@@AMEPARAM@@mys pace@@AMEPARAM@@services/media/embed@@AMEPARAM@@aspx/m@@AMEPARAM@@63620005>:D


(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY53IlNKdqw)

[sezthemank]

I can tickle myself :p

[Smittycal]

I can tickle myself :p
http://flyingpigeon-la.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/pics-or-it-didnt-happen-flyer.jpg

JK>:D

[Mareeps]

I can tickle myself :p
Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3282663)

[DrunkN]

Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3282663)
I don't think you quite understand what we're talking about.

[Mareeps]

I don't think you quite understand what we're talking about.
Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3283057)

[DrunkN]

Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3283057)
That had absolutely nothing to do with what you quoted.:cyclops:

[Mareeps]

That had absolutely nothing to do with what you quoted.:cyclops:
...i should start using objections when its a good time

[Dojah]

Bringing it back to the best.......
YouTube - Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby

[Kong]

YouTube - Hamster in Microwave

The objections are getting out of hand.

[count100]

Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3283057)


Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3283444)

[Tails]

Did you make that Kong?

[Dudebro]

That hamster video is bad. I don't care if it's fake it's still disgusting and not cool in anyway.

[Kong]

It is from the TV mini series Taken. I used camstudio to capture it and uploaded it to youtube. Camstudio doesn't recognize my soundcard so no sound effects.

[Dudebro]

so no sound effects.
Well that's a shame :sarcastic:

[Kong]

The sound effects, while cool, made it seem even more fake. But it is annoying how I can't record sound. I haven't really need to yet but if I ever do it would be nice if it worked.

[RU Joe]

Kong:

I am a small animal owner (I have pet mice) and they are simply beside themselves after I told them what you did.
Shame on you!

YouTube - Mad cat (Burger and Fries)
Accept your punishment.
Now, how's that for sound effects, eh?

[ZedIsDead]

When I was a kid, this was the best stuff ever.

YouTube - Road Runner Wile E Coyote Stop Look And Hasten

Wile E. Coyote was always my favorite.

[samejamesbond]

YouTube - Hamster in Microwave (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N-H__1YZwY)

The objections are getting out of hand.

Kong, that video is making me question your morals. :shout:
Thats a terrible video to post, even if it's fake.
Highly Inappropriate. :bad:

[ZedIsDead]

That's a joke based on a game here at RU, Maniac Mansion. In the game, you could blow up a hamster in a microwave.

[samejamesbond]

That's a joke based on a game here at RU, Maniac Mansion. In the game, you could blow up a hamster in a microwave.

Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3284310)

[ZedIsDead]

I was merely explaining it. I said nothing about whether it is appropriate or not. I think the joke's is in bad taste.

Will it Blend?

YouTube - Will It Blend? - Glow Sticks

[sabby]

That was awesome NT. So was the Roadrunner/Coyote cartoon. :D:D:D

[count100]

Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3284310)

Objection!! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3284366)

[samejamesbond]

Objection!! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3284366)

Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3284393)

[DrunkN]

When I was a kid, this was the best stuff ever.

Wile E. Coyote was always my favorite.
Yeah, old Warner Bros. cartoons are timeless, somebody needs to resurrect Chuck Jones from the dead.

[samejamesbond]

How could this be the Best Thread without Zombie McCain:

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/D/O/2/mctongue-pic.jpg

[DrunkN]

I would like to remind everyone who's boss by adding in the most epic game over screen ever.
YouTube - Sega Rally - 15 Game Over Yeah!

[RU Joe]

Samejamesbond:
Zombie McCain
Is he trying to mock former Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/photogalleries/chretien/images/06_chretien_leader_84b.jpg
(I am only kidding. Jean holds his mouth that way due to a stroke he suffered, which stole his control of muscles in his face. The picture is kind of similar, though.)

Seriously,
I won't say what it looks like McCain is about to do to Barack because there are kids here - hi kids! - but really -
AAAAGGGGGHHHHH!
It's just plain WRONG!

[Mareeps]

Objection! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3283444)
*facepalm*

[DrunkN]

Maybe NSFW, but this just came in my subscriptions and it was really funny.
YouTube - Another World & Out of this World - Deaths and then some... PART 1

[Dudebro]

Man that game was pretty epic. I really liked the awkward moment with data, obviously.

[DrunkN]

Just made this.
http://diy.despair.com/output/poster39752490.jpg

[Smittycal]

I just watched this video a few minutes ago and Im still laughing at it lol

NSFW language

YouTube - Super Hardcore Mario Bros. 2! For Hardcore Gamers ONLY!

[ZedIsDead]

Back on Sunday, Mariners announcer Mike Blowers correctly predicted prior to the game that Mariners player Matt Tuiasosopo would not only hit his first major league home run that day, but he would also hit it in his second at-bat, on a 3-1 count, off of a fastball, and that it would land in the second deck. He was right on all counts. It must be the prediction of the century.

I have a clip from YouTube, but it's audio only, I'm afraid.

YouTube - Mike Blowers Prediction ''The Call Of The Year'' Seattle Mariners.09-29-2K9.

[Dudebro]

That's only adding fuel to the fire about major league sports being semi staged. I think the last time I was suspicious was when the red sox came back for that upset in the world series, seemed a little too perfect.
If it is really legit then it's an amazing guess. Really seems shady though.

Since we're talking about amazing things in sports-
Amazing Comeback - CollegeHumor video
I was laughing at the end but I still felt bad. If it's not real then it's some good editing.

[RU Joe]

YouTube - Worst Fight Scene Ever

[Smittycal]

CORNELIUS!!!

An interview with Cornelius
YouTube - Creature Features - Planet of the Apes Cornelius

[RU Joe]

YouTube - Space Madness

[sezthemank]

Samejamesbond:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/photogalleries/chretien/images/06_chretien_leader_84b.jpg


That guy looks like popeye.
Popeye must have had a stroke too

[Smittycal]

LOL@ Popeye

I loved the movie from the 80's...even though its on one of the WORST movies ever made list lol..
http://www.harrynilsson.com/images/popeye.gif


For the most awsome of threads you NEED some crazy Sesame Street videos

YouTube - Bizarre Japanese Sesame Street


And Dave Chappelles take on Sesame Street (NSFW) language
YouTube - Dave Chappelle- Sesame Street

[DrunkN]

YouTube - TNG episode 11: "La Pittura del Commandante"

[RU Joe]

YouTube - Dramatic Look

[ZedIsDead]

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Rob/vet2.png

[samejamesbond]

What Obama thinks of Kanye West (NSFW)

YouTube - Obama Insults Kanye West

No, it's actual footage!

[Dudebro]

I'm glad Obama said that rather than pretend to be PC about it.

[Smittycal]

I like how "off the record" stays "off the record" lol

I still like what he said but Im still not comfortable about how this story got out

IT CAN NOT be the best thread EVER!! Without at least ONE song from

TECH N9NE!!!!
SHOW ME A GOD
(If your not a rap fan or opposed to controversial subject matter do not push play. BTW there's no cussing on this song lol)
YouTube - Tech N9ne "Show Me a God" Official Music Video

[Mareeps]

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Rob/vet2.pnghaha nice

[RU Joe]

Brawlmaster12344:
haha nice
You HATE cats, don't you?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/162/415260710_e705e49141.jpg

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This is awesome!
YouTube - 8-bit trip

[justinm26]

i bet that video took a really long time to make, like probably at least 6 months or so.

[Dudebro]

@JG - that's one of the coolest youtube clips I've ever seen. Anyone know what the music is from? It sounds familiar but remixed.



How about this?
Human Jumbotron - CollegeHumor video

[ZedIsDead]

Holy crap. Nice video, JG.

[RU Joe]

I love it myself, and to tell the truth I STILL like the 8-bit sounds of a NES or even a SMS (the games)
....and I thought it was old stuff you guys have seen a million times.

DB:
that's a pretty good video, those Koreans really have that routine down!
It must be some sort of a competition event.

I wonder if you've seen (heard too) this one:
YouTube - crazy kid freaking out on rollercoaster

[Mareeps]

it must have taken forever to make dozens of Kung Fu guys out of lego, not to mention the rest of the stuff

[samejamesbond]

Grandma's hilarious reaction to 2 girls, 1 cup: (BTW if you havent seen it DONT LOOK IT UP!!! Its for your own good.)

YouTube - 2 girls 1 cup Grandma reaction! Grandma Marlene.

[Mareeps]

Brawlmaster12344:

You HATE cats, don't you?

only when i play city connection.

[Dojah]

OMG I just looked that 2 girls 1 cup thing up and man that was the sickest thing I have ever seen in my life by far. I have to go bleach my eyes now. LOL Skat Skat Skat.

[samejamesbond]

OMG I just looked that 2 girls 1 cup thing up and man that was the sickest thing I have ever seen in my life by far. I have to go bleach my eyes now. LOL Skat Skat Skat.

After what I said AND the video, you still decide to watch it!?!?!?!
:-\ You need to heed warnings better.

[Dojah]

After what I said AND the video, you still decide to watch it!?!?!?!
:-\ You need to heed warnings better.
Well where is the fun in that. Curiosity killed the sKAT.

[Dudebro]

Yeah guys this is one warning you should listen to. That video is one of the most disgusting videos out there. Another thing to consider is who sees your internet history, if it's your parents they'll be very upset and possibly very angry. I know it's tempting but consider the consequences. Also-
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/unyobroyo/what20has20been20seen___.jpg

[RU Joe]

http://data360.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/yoda.jpg

Yes, yes, to Dudebro you listen.
Mind what you have learned, save you it can.

---------- Post added at 07:01 AM ---------- Previous post was at 05:55 AM ----------

YouTube - Chindogu

[Smittycal]

Is it just me or does Yoda have a hard on. This isnt the disturbing pics thread is it?

[RU Joe]

Is it just me or does Yoda have a hard on.
Nope, not even a woody.
That is his cane.

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The sheep is getting ready for Halloween early!
YouTube - the SCARY SHEEP!!

[sezthemank]

wow I cant beleve half of these videos!

About the 2 girls one cup thing
watch it!
you will never eat choclate ice cream ever again!

[OldTimer]

I believe it was chocolate mouse put up there in the first place making it not as bad as it looks. (still weird though).

[RU Joe]

GAAAAAAAGGHH!

Hear you nothing that Master Yoda and Dudebro say?
That video is strong with the dark side.
A show of evil it is.
http://home.att.net/%7Ejcshetler/yoda_done.jpg

[ZedIsDead]

This list made laugh and feel a little depressed.

The Cynic's Sanctuary (http://www.i-cynic.com/things.asp)

[Dudebro]

wow I cant beleve half of these videos!

About the 2 girls one cup thing
watch it!
you will never eat choclate ice cream ever again!
Don't tell people to watch stuff that is x rated. It's bad enough that people might check it out just from the talk about it in here. We don't want some 12yo kid checking it out and getting in trouble with their parents which could possibly come back to bite us on the ass.

[JKool]

Watch this video it's really funny.
YouTube - The Dark Knight- Joker Interrogation Scene Spoof

[RU Joe]

I put a quarter into this thread and got 1UP!
YouTube - 1 Up - Spor
(http://http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ix8gYj3Wjk)

[samejamesbond]

The BEST THREAD EVER need some Dead Fantasy:
(3-5 NSFW: Blood)

The best fan made cross-over ever? (Dead or Alive vs. Final Fantasy)

YouTube - Dead Fantasy 1 SD

YouTube - Dead Fantasy 2 SD

YouTube - Dead Fantasy 3 SD

YouTube - Dead Fantasy 4 SD

YouTube - Dead Fantasy 5 SD

[ZedIsDead]

YouTube - Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance - Cooking With Scorpion