Retro Uprising's BEST THREAD EVER!!

[CrispyChicken]

So much crazy shit happens in Florida lol.

[KATZ]

theres a whole sub-reddit for "florida-man"

[Dudebro]

Bronies and Florida are not a good combo.

I also liked this one that was on the bottom of the page-
A drunken college student dressed as a zombie Santa barged into a Minnesota home late Saturday, causing a boy to flee the home, while a teenage girl locked herself in a bathroom
He was found passed out after he puked on their floor. I'm loving the mental image of all of that, too bad it's not on video.

[Seahawk]

Look: Lottery winner picks up his lottery winnings in hilarious bear costume: Shanghaiist (http://shanghaiist.com/2014/10/14/look_guy_collects_his_giant_lottery.php)

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_10/4759.jpg
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_10/4760.jpg

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Can't embed the vids.

DailyTech - Cool Science Video of the Day: Carnivorous Leech Eats Giant Jungle Worm (http://www.dailytech.com/Cool+Science+Video+of+the+Day+Carnivorous+Leech+Ea ts+Giant+Jungle+Worm/article36731.htm)

[Kugyince]

Nekomimi Survivor

A mobile phone RPG where pictures of your cats get transformed into playable characters.

猫耳����ー＠�PV - YouTube

[Wolf]

i guess i will take pictures of random cats :3

[Dudebro]

Someone should try a picture of Katz.

[Slime Slayer]

I could see this going terribly... terribly wrong.

[StarfoxFan2009]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_10/4814.jpg

[Seahawk]

Darth Vader hopes force with him in Ukraine polls (http://news.yahoo.com/darth-vader-hopes-force-him-ukraine-polls-122948342.html)

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_10/4815.jpg


----------------------------------------------------

WINDOWS 93 (http://www.windows93.net/)

[ZedIsDead]

Found this while researching cheesy horror movies:

Worst Dead Scene Ever ! Original video - YouTube

[Wolf]

worst you mean best lol

[DrunkN]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_10/4827.png

[Seahawk]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_10/4828.jpg

[Slime Slayer]

https://www.crumbles.co/

---------- Post added at 06:44 AM ---------- Previous post was at 06:44 AM ----------

lol it works: http://crmbl.co/138ikwS

[DrunkN]

lol it works: http://crmbl.co/138ikwS

real classy

[Dudebro]

Took two tries to make such a lame insult. Grow up steven.

[Slime Slayer]

Took two tries to make such a lame insult. Grow up steven.

The first was not an attempt, I was just providing the default link.

[Dudebro]

I'm sure everyone would appreciate it if you stopped trying to ruin this light hearted and fun topic with your petty bs.

[StarfoxFan2009]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_10/4834.jpg

[CrispyChicken]

https://www.crumbles.co/

---------- Post added at 06:44 AM ---------- Previous post was at 06:44 AM ----------

lol it works: http://crmbl.co/138ikwS

lol How old are you again?

[Seahawk]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_10/4837.jpg

[DrunkN]

YouTube now supports 60fps playback, and video games look amazing | The Verge (http://www.theverge.com/2014/10/29/7121143/youtube-adds-support-for-60fps-video-playback)

[Slime Slayer]

http://crmbl.co/1E48OYF

[Seahawk]

YouTube now supports 60fps playback, and video games look amazing | The Verge (http://www.theverge.com/2014/10/29/7121143/youtube-adds-support-for-60fps-video-playback)

Happening? Time to whip up a video to test asap...

[DrunkN]

Happening? Time to whip up a video to test asap...

You need Google Chrome and a 720p+ video.

[Kugyince]

https://www.crumbles.co/

---------- Post added at 06:44 AM ---------- Previous post was at 06:44 AM ----------

lol it works: http://crmbl.co/138ikwS

User banned for one week for flaming.

---------- Post added at 01:25 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:19 PM ----------

Also, new avatar.

[DrunkN]

Also, new avatar.

Is it that time of year already?

[Kugyince]

Spreading Christmas cheer is but one of many jobs your friendly, over-worked, neighborhood admin tends to on a daily basis.

[Wolf]

you forgot Halloween lol

[CrispyChicken]

$100 dollars: Comes with KH 1.5 and KH 2.5. That's 4 games, 2 movies, a Heartless plushie, an artbook, and a collectible pin. It would be really tempting to buy if I already didn't have KH 1.5.

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_11/4870.jpg

http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/11/05/kingdom-hearts-hd-25-remix-collectors-edition-announced

[RU Joe]

I found this today:

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_11/4871.jpg

Unicorn farts in a bag: this alone has restored my faith in humanity.
This proves conclusively that we are destined to be the Masters of the Universe.

[samejamesbond]

Well clearly they came from Supreme Leader King Jong-Un and you should be thankful
he was willing to export North Korea's greatest resource.

North Korea Says It's Found a 'Unicorn Lair' - US News (http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2012/11/30/north-korea-says-its-found-a-unicorn-lair)

[Seahawk]

Women Presses Emergency Button at Gas Sation - YouTube

[Kugyince]

Clouds Over Cuba (http://cloudsovercuba.com/)

[Seahawk]

Canadian break dancing
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_11/4901.gif

[Slime Slayer]

Cubic Ninja prices soar as hackers reveal it’s key to unlocking Nintendo 3DS | Ars Technica (http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2014/11/3ds-homebrew-exploit-causes-popularity-surge-for-obscure-2011-game/)

Well what do you know... I actually have a copy of this game, still sealed. It was 4.99 back when seeing an actual retail 3ds game at that price was unheard of, and I think I audiably said "ehhhh... What the hell" and picked it up. All remaining copies are being recalled, and eBay prices are skyrocketing... Pretty neat.

[DrunkN]

Life in Transition by John R. Dilworth - YouTube

[bearhawk72]

Barbie Book Titled 'I Can Be a Computer Engineer' Tells Girls They Need A Man's Help To Code (http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/barbie-book-titled-i-can-be-a-computer-engineer-tells-girls-they-need-a-mans-help-to-code/ar-BBewa8w)

Way to go, they make a book for the Barbie series "I can be a Computer Engineer?" and then pretty much say NOPE

[bearhawk72]

Stinking double post

[Dudebro]

Barbie is a terrible toy for girls anyways they should just retire it.



This makes me smirk every time I look at it. That last frame.
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_11/4913.jpg

[Kong]

@Steven. Keep the cart. Go into the business of unlocking 3DS's.

---------- Post added at 01:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:58 PM ----------

SUPER-LOOPER - Univers Labs (http://superlooper.universlabs.co.uk/)

[Slime Slayer]

@Steven. Keep the cart. Go into the business of unlocking 3DS's.

---------- Post added at 01:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:58 PM ----------

SUPER-LOOPER - Univers Labs (http://superlooper.universlabs.co.uk/)

At the moment you actually need the cart to launch the home brew every time. So everyone needs their own copy.

[bearhawk72]

Guardian Legend - Title Intro Screen Guitar Cover (Rock Remix) - YouTube

[Kugyince]

Whoops...

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_11/4929.jpg

[CrispyChicken]

Samus buff confirmed.

[Dudebro]

BATMAN vs DARTH VADER - Super Power Beat Down - YouTube


Obviously Batman can't be Vader but watch this video anyways it is beautifully done.

[Seahawk]

World Maps Without New Zealand (http://worldmapswithout.nz/)

[CrispyChicken]

Too Many Cooks.

Too Many Cooks | Adult Swim - YouTube

[DrunkN]

TranDirect.com SuperNES Banker promo video (1998) - YouTube

[Seahawk]

Dat dotcom bubble

[RU Joe]

Wow!
This is amazing - does this mean I can now do my banking right from home, using my own SNES as a banking terminal/ ATM?

How does one go about setting this up?
Is it good for Pay Pal?
Does it have a separate accessory for dispensing cash?
Will it blend? :p

[DrunkN]

Submarine Sandwich by PES - YouTube

[CrispyChicken]

Mystery Skulls Animated - Ghost - YouTube

I don't know what this is but is extremely catchy and a genuinely good song. Also the video is pretty neat. It's seemingly a parody of Scooby Doo.

[Seahawk]

2zd3i-q7bm5-7zqq0

[CrispyChicken]

2zd3i-q7bm5-7zqq0

Ok.

[Kugyince]

Shwk is broken AI, confirmed.

[Wolf]

good thing i read bishes codes

[Slime Slayer]

Now I'm wondering if all bronies are actually robots... The whole fedora thing is just to cover their circuitry....

[Wolf]

you guys know it was a steam card right lol

[CrispyChicken]

you guys know it was a steam card right lol

Nope.

[Slime Slayer]

I figured it was DL' code of some sort.

[DrunkN]

2zd3i-q7bm5-7zqq0

Metal Gear Solid 2 Colonel Campbell Craziness Japanese Name - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccVvrtaAW1g#t=1673

[Seahawk]

According to New Zealand’s Otago Daily Times, a series of unfortunate events led to Alexandra, New Zealand, residents Mollieanne and Brian Smith suffering through a 13-hour-long ordeal in the front seats of their Mazda3 hatchback last month. The couple apparently got into their car without the car’s wireless key fob and somehow managed to lock the doors—and then couldn’t figure out how to get out.

The Times explains that the couple’s inability to unlock the doors stemmed from "a combination of stress, night-time, and what they called a lack of information from a car salesperson."

Although the pair tried to summon aid by sounding the car’s horn and tried to break the car’s windows with the spare tire jack, they ended up stuck in the Mazda from about 7:00 in the evening of November 5 through about 7:45am the next morning. Neighbors found the couple in dire straits, with Mollieanne Smith unconscious and her husband Brian having difficulty breathing. Mrs. Smith required a three-day hospital stay to recover.

(http://arstechnica.com/cars/2014/12/new-zealand-couple-manages-to-lock-themselves-in-keyless-car-for-13-hours/)
New Zealand couple manages to lock themselves in keyless car for 13 hours | Ars Technica (http://arstechnica.com/cars/2014/12/new-zealand-couple-manages-to-lock-themselves-in-keyless-car-for-13-hours/)

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_12/5046.jpg

---------- Post added at 08:44 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:24 PM ----------

Notch bought a house.
>inb4 creeper joke

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_12/5047.png

BREAKING: Minecraft Creator Snatches Bonkers Bev Hills Megamansion From Beyoncé and Jay-Z For $70MM - Blockbusters - Curbed LA (http://la.curbed.com/archives/2014/12/breaking_minecraft_creator_snatches_bonkers_bev_hi lls_megamansion_from_beyonce_and_jayz_for_70mm.php )

---------- Post added at 08:53 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:44 PM ----------

On Notch's twitter (https://twitter.com/notch/status/545729155359207426)

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_12/5048.jpg

[Slime Slayer]

I wouldn't be able to stop thinking about all the different places in the house Beyonce and Jay-z probably banged...

[CrispyChicken]

(http://arstechnica.com/cars/2014/12/new-zealand-couple-manages-to-lock-themselves-in-keyless-car-for-13-hours/)
New Zealand couple manages to lock themselves in keyless car for 13 hours | Ars Technica (http://arstechnica.com/cars/2014/12/new-zealand-couple-manages-to-lock-themselves-in-keyless-car-for-13-hours/)

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_12/5046.jpg


http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_12/5050.gif
It never ceases to amaze me how stupid people are.

[Seahawk]

Porn version of Humble Bundle (https://www.humpthebundle.com/)

[Dudebro]

Why do people still pay for porn?

[Wolf]

Why do people still pay for porn?
to save the tatas

[Dudebro]

Well I suppose someone has to support the industry. I guess that's why the ones to rent on cable are so pricey.

[Wolf]

you kill three birds with one stone though you get porn and support porn industry and a charity lol

[Dudebro]

I prefer free to play porn but charity makes this less derpy.

[Kong]

Porn to guys is like shoes to girls. Every year fashion changes from fat heel to skinny heel or some other pointless thing and back and forth. So girls throw away the old shoes, buy new. Repeat. Porn changes fashion to make it seem old and dated and get your $$$. Even still, I'm amazed anyone under 40 pays for porn.

Why do we make new toys, movies, cartoons etc for kids. Just give them the same old crap you had. Never let them see anything newer than reruns of the Munsters. When they finally see modern tv... kid explode.

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Oh, and why not get free porn and if you want to give to charity, do that on your own. Combining just seems like an extra middle man.

[Dudebro]

Well "we" don't make new toys the corporations do in an attempt to keep the cash flowing. If that system didn't exist we'd probably see a lot of hand me downs and home made toys. I'd still try to buy toys for my kid though because I am lazy and not very skilled with toycraft.

I assume the charity for porn thing is a way to feel like you're not just throwing money at your screen for nudity. It makes people feel like they're doing something positive instead of just feeding their hobby. That's how I feel when I buy games through bundles. As if my 5 bucks to Red Cross is gonna matter.

[Slime Slayer]

I have paid for porn, it was something super friggin hot, and and I had exhausted every free resource on the net, couldn't find it. This was not run of the mill porn though... it was more like "film".

[Kugyince]

I paid for porn about 20 years ago.

---------- Post added 12-21-2014 at 09:11 AM ---------- Previous post was 12-20-2014 at 10:36 AM ----------

Notch bought a house.
>inb4 creeper joke

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_12/5047.png

BREAKING: Minecraft Creator Snatches Bonkers Bev Hills Megamansion From Beyoncé and Jay-Z For $70MM - Blockbusters - Curbed LA (http://la.curbed.com/archives/2014/12/breaking_minecraft_creator_snatches_bonkers_bev_hi lls_megamansion_from_beyonce_and_jayz_for_70mm.php )

---------- Post added at 08:53 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:44 PM ----------

On Notch's twitter (https://twitter.com/notch/status/545729155359207426)

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_12/5048.jpg

Notch's LA Mansion - YouTube

[Seahawk]

You can now get help with marrying your anime waifu.

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/12/20/ready-to-tie-the-anime-knot-company-offers-marriage-certificate-for-you-and-your-2d-waifu/

Over the last few years, it’s become a trend for truly obsessive anime fans to start referring to their favorite female character as their wife, or waifu (http://en.rocketnews24.com/2013/09/03/language-of-the-otaku-has-infiltrated-our-internet-forums/), thanks to the Japanese language’s almost complete lack of terminal consonants. Honestly, the whole phenomena is crazy, because how can you claim someone’s your spouse with no legal paperwork?
Seeking to make the spousal bond between husband and anime wife just a little more legitimate, one company is now offering marriage packs, complete with marriage certificates, for two popular anime lasses.
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_12/5055.jpghttp://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_12/5056.jpg

[Wolf]

You can now get help with marrying your anime waifu.

Ready to tie the anime knot? Company offers marriage certificate for you and your 2DÂÂ*waifu | RocketNews24 (http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/12/20/ready-to-tie-the-anime-knot-company-offers-marriage-certificate-for-you-and-your-2d-waifu/)

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_12/5055.jpghttp://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_12/5056.jpg

i was just getting over the crappy ending of that anime and now this thanks bishes lol

[QAOP Spaceman]

Saw this and thought it could go in this thread

:love::chicken: ? :eek:!!! :police:

Anti-LGBT preacher Gaylard Williams arrested for 'grabbing and squeezing' man's genitals - Americas - World - The Independent (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/antilgbt-preacher-gaylard-williams-arrested-for-grabbing-and-squeezing-mans-genitals-9938465.html)

His excuses are tremendous

Police found gay porn in Williams’ car, who denied it was his and claimed he was returning it to the owner. He also said he had visited the lake to look for a friend who was fishing there.Merry Christmas, pastor >:D

[CrispyChicken]

Saw this and thought it could go in this thread

:love::chicken: ? :eek:!!! :police:

Anti-LGBT preacher Gaylard Williams arrested for 'grabbing and squeezing' man's genitals - Americas - World - The Independent (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/antilgbt-preacher-gaylard-williams-arrested-for-grabbing-and-squeezing-mans-genitals-9938465.html)

His excuses are tremendous

Merry Christmas, pastor >:D

LOL! How ironic.

[Dudebro]

His name is Gaylard? I was hoping the picture would show that he was morbidly obese but alas the name isn't perfect.

[Slime Slayer]

It's probabably referencing the little pastor.

[Seahawk]

Lady takes her dogs for a walk (http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh6k1NivaLB6G1AY52)

[CrispyChicken]

Lady takes her dogs for a walk (http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh6k1NivaLB6G1AY52)

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_12/5065.jpg

[samejamesbond]

Red Zone alive in YouTube:
RED ZONE [SFM] - YouTube

The vocal track is a little quiet, but anyone who's seen the
countless Red Zone remixes will remember this glorious tune.

[Slime Slayer]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2014_12/5078.jpg

[Dudebro]

It should just say "exclusively not on WiiU".

[Seahawk]

It's not the full poster, the bottom half is another game.

[Slime Slayer]

Okay, well that makes it less ridiculous, still plenty ridiculous though.

[ZedIsDead]

The Mysterious Floating Orb - YouTube

[samejamesbond]

The Mysterious Floating Orb - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib2Vl7JEjfc)

Weird Al always finds ways to relate things to food, doesn't he?

[DrunkN]

He fucked up. - YouTube

[Seahawk]

The saltiest thread you'll read all day (http://abc7chicago.com/news/morton-salt-collapse-covers-cars-at-acura-dealership/455616/)

[samejamesbond]

Well, I'm gonna be at Time's Square all day so I might miss you guys before hand.
So I want to wish you a happy and healthy new year.

Vladimir Putin Gangnam Style - YouTube

[Mareeps]

The saltiest thread you'll read all day (http://abc7chicago.com/news/morton-salt-collapse-covers-cars-at-acura-dealership/455616/)
rockyrosebuysacar.avi

[samejamesbond]

I'm cold.

http://s23.postimg.org/kc8prouh5/image.jpg

Buy me free Steam games.

[Slime Slayer]

Aren't you a little early?

[Seahawk]

I'm cold.

http://s23.postimg.org/kc8prouh5/image.jpg

Buy me free Steam games.

You missed your spoiler there broski.

[bald bull]

happy new gaming year and please check new scores in this century :-P

[Dudebro]

Buy me free Steam games.
How do we buy free games?

[Slime Slayer]

How do we buy free games?

I guess technically there would probably be some that are free on 1 platform, then cost money on steam.

[Dudebro]

Ah ok so he wants some mobile game ports! I'll have to go see what awesome stuff I can find.

[Seahawk]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_01/5092.jpg

[DrunkN]

image

Link's Crossbow Training, though it took me some thought. Ho ho!

[Seahawk]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_01/5143.jpg

[CrispyChicken]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_01/5143.jpg

Gross

[Slime Slayer]

Awkward live stream situation BEST FAIL EVER!!! - YouTube

[Seahawk]

Notch threw a party at his new house. (http://www.polygon.com/2015/1/13/7540175/notch-housewarming-party-minecraft)

Notch's Housewarming Soiree - January 9, 2015 (http://photo.rukes.com/notch/notch.html)

[CatalystiCam]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWKY2vkSEv8

[Dudebro]

Notch had Selena Gomez at his party? Now I'm truly jealous.

[Seahawk]

https://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/92oH9SWkqvH2l8ERO-LmSZxEe7A=/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/2403444/Osbrr1R.0.jpg

[samejamesbond]

Rent the entire nation of Lichtenstein for 70,000 USD a night:
Liechtenstein for hire at $70,000 a night | World news | The Guardian (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2011/apr/15/liechtenstein-hire-rental-scheme)

Someone needs to kickstart this.

[StarfoxFan2009]

Animator uses Nintendo Power Glove for stop-motion animation | Digital Trends (http://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/power-glove-animation-controller-dillon-markey/)

[Seahawk]

Britain's oldest person has died at 114. The last known Brit alive from the Victorian era.

Britain's last living link to Victorian era dies at the age of 114 - ITV News (http://www.itv.com/news/2015-01-16/ethel-lang-britains-oldest-person-dies-at-the-age-of-114/)

---------- Post added 01-19-2015 at 12:39 PM ---------- Previous post was 01-17-2015 at 12:47 AM ----------

Hey you scrubs lets get some best thread ever content in here.

Australia: 600-Pound Woman Gives Birth to 40-Pound Baby World News Daily Report (http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/australia-600-pound-woman-gives-birth-to-40-pound-baby/)

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_01/5186.jpg

[Dudebro]

Satire site bro. I had to check Snopes though to be sure. I was gonna say "at least it wasn't in murrica" but the picture of the "mother" is a US woman from a reality tv show about being 600 pounds. Ugh.

http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/40lbbaby.asp

---------- Post added 01-20-2015 at 02:32 PM ---------- Previous post was 01-19-2015 at 01:36 PM ----------

Gigapixels of Andromeda [4K] - YouTube

Pretty cool video you guys should watch it.

[DrunkN]

Beautiful Portraits Of Nerd Stars Look Too Good To Be Paintings (http://kotaku.com/beautiful-portraits-of-nerd-stars-look-too-good-to-be-p-1680768186)

[Dudebro]

Those are really good but some do look like paintings. Like this one-

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_01/5195.png
The hair makes me think of an oil painting. I'm not saying it's bad but it's noticeable. Some of the others have painting hair too while some don't, odd. Must be the lighting.

This one caught my eye. As far as I know all the rest are respected characters that people love. This one is a blasphemy to nerds. She was created to add diversity and a romance sub plot with another character who shouldn't be in the movie. I'm not even a big fan of the book and it bugged me.
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_01/5196.png

[CrispyChicken]

This guy on Reddit found out his wife of 8 years was cheating on him and decided to post about the end of his marriage for three days. He sends a PI after her. This is the best thing since the "Fappening".
Part 1: TIFU by reading my wife's text messages. She's cheating on me : tifu (http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2snn0q/tifu_by_reading_my_wifes_text_messages_shes/)
Part 2: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2suuxr/live_updates_tifu_by_reading_my_wifes_text/
Part 3: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2sw3is/part_3_wupdates_tifu_by_reading_my_wifes_text/

Fanmade Movie Poster (lulz): https://i.imgur.com/CltUBWC.jpg

Fake or not, it's a pretty entertaining read.

[Dudebro]

Well damn now I wanna know what's happening with Carly. So cryptic.

[Seahawk]

Moot is resigning from 4chan Admin.

https://www.4chan.org/news?all#118


Eleven and a half years of 4chan, in numbers:
42,176,061,890 Total pageviews
1,771,091,423 Total posts
1,071,189,182 Total visitors
620,125,147 Monthly pageviews
21,128,887 Daily pageviews
20,360,487 Monthly visitors
1,223,807 Daily visitors
2,838 Terabytes per month
105 Volunteers
63 Boards
1 Administrator

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_01/5199.jpg

>inb4 "good, 4chan has sucked ever since moot added/did [trivial butthurt reason]"

[samejamesbond]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_01/5200.gif

Godspeed you magnificent bastard.

[Seahawk]

Tekken Tag Tournament 2 - Miharu's Cell Phone - YouTube

[Slime Slayer]

I've got no volume right now, so I can't be 100 percent sure, but if these guys did what I think they did... Mind freakin blown.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=YHyaTCuZRzM

---------- Post added 01-23-2015 at 10:24 AM ---------- Previous post was 01-22-2015 at 10:41 AM ----------

I've got no volume right now, so I can't be 100 percent sure, but if these guys did what I think they did... Mind freakin blown.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=YHyaTCuZRzM

Did nobody at all see what I posted here? It's absolutly amazing. Watch it, at least the last few minutes of it.

[StarfoxFan2009]

My worst ever joke in Rage Comic form xD

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_01/5203.jpg

[DrunkN]

Military cyborg biker presented to Putin - YouTube

[Seahawk]

First time reactions to VR porn.

VR Porn Reactions on Oculus From First-Time Virtual Reality Viewers - YouTube

[Kugyince]

SethBling, the guys who makes all those Minecraft games maps like the one with all the floating blocks has set the new nonTAS Speed run record for SMW.

Twitch (http://www.twitch.tv/sethbling/c/5934387)

I've got no volume right now, so I can't be 100 percent sure, but if these guys did what I think they did... Mind freakin blown.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=YHyaTCuZRzM

---------- Post added 01-23-2015 at 10:24 AM ---------- Previous post was 01-22-2015 at 10:41 AM ----------



Did nobody at all see what I posted here? It's absolutly amazing. Watch it, at least the last few minutes of it.

I seen it but I had already heard about it before you posted it.

[Seahawk]

https://vine.co/v/OIWguwnE7an

[Kugyince]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_01/5211.jpg

[Dudebro]

What d-bag breaks up on april fools day?

[samejamesbond]

What d-bag breaks up on april fools day?

I'd imagine this includes the "prank" breakups.
So the peak doesn't surprise me.

[Dudebro]

I assume it's angry spiteful people but still, have some class. If you're gonna break up make sure they don't suspect it might be an elaborate joke.

[Kugyince]

I imagine at least a part of it is idiots playing really bad jokes on their mates which cause their mates to break up with them.

[StarfoxFan2009]

Mike Tyson's Punch-out!! Game WON blindfolded - YouTube

[CrispyChicken]

Cool but sadly unverifiable. There could be someone else playing instead of him, he could be using a mirror (I doubt a Bruins beanie will blind him 100%), etc. Honestly he should've done a better job proving it was real.

[Dudebro]

I don't believe it at all.

[Kong]

Someone posted this last year. Live in front of an audience.

Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! Blindfolded run Live by Sinister1 (0:38:00) [NES] #AGDQ 2014 - YouTube

[Kugyince]

SFF's video is highly suspect for the reasons mentioned above and also that he's using a Wiimote. Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! was never released for the Wii or Wii-U virtual console, only Punch-Out!! Featuring Mr. Dream was. Licensing issues and all...

[Kong]

Emulator?

[DrunkN]

Emulator?

And a laggy one to boot, considering you're paying $5 for each NES game.

[Kugyince]

Emulator?

It's possible that he's hacked the Wii or Wuu to play that specific version of Punch-Out!!.

If he's actually doing it legit it's a much larger accomplishment than the AGDQ run you posted. Nearly everyone considers both version of Punch-Out!! practically unplayable on any TV that's not a CRT because of latency.

[Slime Slayer]

I don't believe it at all.

Why wouldn't you believe it? It's all repeated patterns, and the same fight every time. People play way more complex and precise stuff on piano, guitar, etc.. without looking all the time.

[Kugyince]

I don't believe it either. Call me a skeptic but I've already stated two reasons why I don't believe it.

[RU Joe]

I think that THIS proves conclusively that it is possible to play video games without looking.

[Slime Slayer]

I remember a news story on a blind kid, probably 10 or so, who knew one of the Pokemon games inside out. Showed him going through the roster and telling us about them ect.

It would take a hell of a lot of practice, but I believe beating Punch-out!! blindfolded is totally doable, and actually less impressive then something like a perfect game in Pac-Man.

---------- Post added at 06:16 AM ---------- Previous post was at 06:10 AM ----------

I don't believe it either. Call me a skeptic but I've already stated two reasons why I don't believe it.

That's different, I was under the impression that DB was not believing it based on the difficulty of the feat.

[Dudebro]

Why wouldn't you believe it? It's all repeated patterns, and the same fight every time. People play way more complex and precise stuff on piano, guitar, etc.. without looking all the time.
Because of how the video is set up. If you're gonna go for a trick like that you have to make sure we don't suspect a mirror or helper next to you off camera.

[Slime Slayer]

Because of how the video is set up. If you're gonna go for a trick like that you have to make sure we don't suspect a mirror or helper next to you off camera.

I agree he should have set up better, specially because his controller is not even in frame. But 1 thing makes me believe it is legit: You can see his forearm muscle that controls his left thumb twitch at the exact right moment for his dodges.

He mentions that he is using an emulator, and plans on doing it on a NES soon at the 32 minute mark.

[DrunkN]

I remember a news story on a blind kid, probably 10 or so, who knew one of the Pokemon games inside out. Showed him going through the roster and telling us about them ect.

Trippy! I remember something exactly like what you described from way back when. Maybe this wasn't uncommon?

[Slime Slayer]

Trippy! I remember something exactly like what you described from way back when. Maybe this wasn't uncommon?

I can't find the story I'm thinking of, this was probably 5-6 years ago... but I really don't remember. What I do remember is him or her, talking about memorizing the different sounds the Pokemon made so he knew who he was fighting and stuff.

[Dudebro]

This Guy Cut Off His Nose To Look Like Marvel’s The Red Skull (http://uproxx.com/gammasquad/2015/02/this-guy-cut-off-his-nose-and-tattooed-his-face-to-look-like-marvels-red-skull/)

https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/red-skull.jpg?w=650&h=829


Yeah that's real.

[CrispyChicken]

Hail Hydra.

[Seahawk]

Alcee Hastings Thug Life - Florida vs. Texas - YouTube

[Kugyince]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_02/5251.jpg

[Seahawk]

Gambling in Japan

WINNING THE MEGA JACKPOT!!! - JAPAN ARCADE - YouTube

[muk]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_02/5263.png

[Tails]

Gambling in Japan

WINNING THE MEGA JACKPOT!!! - JAPAN ARCADE - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0OnmhhFk9g)

I just spent the last hour realizing how badly I want to go to Japan...

[samejamesbond]

Yesh.

[SSBB: Project M] Hack test + 60 fps test [TAS] - YouTube

[CatalystiCam]

Probably NSFW I guess. This just happened to us during an apparently perfectly timed pause by a friend unintentionally.

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_02/5265.jpg

[Seahawk]

Octopus jumps out of water to take a crab and drag it to its doom

Octopus gets crabby in Yallingup - YouTube

---------- Post added 02-23-2015 at 02:45 PM ---------- Previous post was 02-21-2015 at 09:58 PM ----------

Satellite picture of USA's new ice age on Feb. 19

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_02/5280.jpg

NASA source article (http://www.nasa.gov/content/goddard/nasa-snaps-picture-of-eastern-us-in-a-record-breaking-freezer/#.VOuDMC7zM8D)
Full pic (http://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/thumbnails/image/unitedstates.a2015050.1620.1km.jpg)

[Seahawk]

How big is the average penis? | Science/AAAS | News (http://news.sciencemag.org/biology/2015/03/how-big-average-penis)

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_03/5292.png

[Slime Slayer]

Haha SH was so excited he had to post it.

[bigtito82]

anyone having trouble playing sega games?my cpu used to play them now it cant.

[Kugyince]

Touche, Google.

http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3827&stc=1&d=1425463990

[Slime Slayer]

Hahahh I found myself on that very calculator too.

[Dudebro]

So is this like that South Park episode where they just changed the average to make people feel better? That was funny.

[Kugyince]

Am I the only guy here who's never measured?

[Dudebro]

One time a girl I was flirting with on the phone offered to take a tape measure(or ruler, I forget) to a movie so we could check. Things didn't work out with her.

[Slime Slayer]

@Ten, I was in that club until about a year ago, I started when I was trying to monitor progress of my excercises.

@DB, Am I reading that wrong, it sounds like she wanted to measure it in the movie theatre?

[Dudebro]

You're not reading it wrong. I guess she thought that was hot or cute. That wasn't why things didn't work out though, she was a super bitch.

[DrunkN]

The Amazing Domino Etch A Sketch - YouTube

[Seahawk]

Disney's $1 Billion Bet on a Magical Wristband | WIRED (http://www.wired.com/2015/03/disney-magicband/)

I would love to see the data center behind all of this.

[DrunkN]

Masketta Man - The Fire Rises - YouTube

[Dudebro]

Wasn't sure where to post about this and I don't think it's worth a new topic.

Shocking Twist Hits Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - IGN (http://m.ign.com/articles/2015/03/18/a-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtle-just-died-in-battle)

Spoiler and feels ahead-



http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_03/5322.png



http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_03/5323.pnghttp://m.ign.com/articles/2015/03/18/a-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtle-just-died-in-battle


I bet he comes back somehow. I'm gonna guess alternate dimension.

[CrispyChicken]

I feel like that's not going to last long.

[Slime Slayer]

Splinter has a waifu.

[Tails]

Who knew Bebop and Rocksteady were actually competent?

[CrispyChicken]

Right in the nostalgia.

Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow - Route 1 Acapella - YouTube

[DrunkN]

TIE Fighter - short film - YouTube

You might remember a video like this from two years ago. It's been updated with five more minutes worth of footage.

[RU Joe]

I laughed my rubles off at this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRtdkLnohnk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRtdkLnohnk)

.. the 2 girls searching the lower shelf .. what the hell?
Is that where the balloon animals are kept?

And the shoplifter .. holy crap this guy!

xxp

'Lemme sheee .. I got 2 in eash arm, 4 in eash leg, ah, I know! -- I'll pop one more in my arse!'

[Seahawk]

GoPro knocked loose during a skydive

Found GoPro-camera - memory card intact. Last video: See when the camera fell from 3000 meters - YouTube

[CrispyChicken]

@Seahawk- It's like watching a washing machine full of camouflage clothing.

[Dudebro]

That crash noise at the end is so anticlimactic.

[Tails]

PFV - Suplex City, Bitch! - YouTube

[CrispyChicken]

Yami is a savage.
Yami Yugi Overkills Weevil (from Waking the Dragons) - YouTube
Damn I wish I watched the Japanese sub when I used to watch this show.

[samejamesbond]

Live and Let Spy [SFM] - YouTube

[Seahawk]

I saw that the other day, it was pretty rad.

Come on Valve lets get the Source 2 engine and tools rolled out.

[DrunkN]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_04/5427.jpg

[RU Joe]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_04/5427.jpg
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_04/5432.jpg

Report yourself!

[Seahawk]

Use Live Search Stream To See What Porn Our Users Crave | PornMD (http://www.pornmd.com/live-search)


---------- Post added at 11:49 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:21 PM ----------

Pepsi Marketing Design document
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4856810/pepsi_gravitational_field.pdf)

[DrunkN]

Pepsi Marketing Design document
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4856810/pepsi_gravitational_field.pdf)

man what the hell

[RU Joe]

man what the hell
Psy Ops - in your face every day, on a 'They Live' scale, man.

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_04/5438.jpg

You try to tell people about it, and they don't want to believe it .. until they see it for themselves, that is.

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_04/5439.png

They fuck with our minds to get us to buy their diabetes - causing crap, then you find out years down the road it had HUMAN FETUSES IN IT:
Obama agency rules Pepsi's use of aborted fetal cells in soft drinks constitutes 'ordinary business operations' - NaturalNews.com (http://www.naturalnews.com/035276_Pepsi_fetal_cells_business_operations.html)

.. I used to drink it by the case :\.. oh man I'm not feeling so good anymore .. :sick:

And you have to wonder what the fuck was going on in the kitchen that day it was decided to add human fetus to the mix.
Then there's this:

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_04/5440.jpg < coincidence???
x/

[Dudebro]

Ok so explain this to me, what's the problem? Pepsi is my jam, yo.

[Kong]

It looks like it is the ramblings of an insane idiot
+ they actually used that document to choose the new design
+
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_04/5441.jpg
=
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_04/5442.jpg

[bearhawk72]

snopes.com: Famous Food Companies Caught Using Aborted Babies for Flavor Additives? (http://www.snopes.com/politics/medical/pepsi.asp)

From what I understand reading that, no there are not stem cells from aborted fetuses in Pepsi.

Back in the 70's science started using stem cells from one fetus in cellular biology experiments and have been using same DNA ever since. They use it for research purposes only and nothing ever made from that research contains the DNA or cells in it. It is used a lot in pharmaceutical testing as well

[RU Joe]

Ok so explain this to me, what's the problem? Pepsi is my jam, yo.
More like baby jam, on toast!

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_04/5443.jpghttp://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_04/5444.jpghttp://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_04/5445.jpg

I don't trust these people, do you?

Kong:
It looks like it is the ramblings of an insane idiotThanks man, that's the nicest thing anyone has said about me in a long time.
:victory:

BH:
From what I understand reading that, no there are not stem cells from aborted fetuses in Pepsi.Well, maybe not anymore.

[Dudebro]

I don't trust these people, do you?I only recognize Kissinger and I know he's considered a war criminal by some people but what does he, and the rest of them, have to do with the Pepsi logo? Sure they changed their logo and might've tried to make it resemble the Obama logo but it's not like it's really that similar.

Btw I believe Kong was referring to the Pepsi logo manual thing. It does read pretty crazy that's why I had to ask what was going on.

[QAOP Spaceman]

the Pepsi logo manual thing. It does read pretty crazy

It certainly does...

...though more in a desperate, pathetic, intellectually bereft, pseudy, advertising industry template, Bill-Hicks-sucking-satan's-cock-kind-of-way, rather than a black helicopters, all-seeing eye, chemtrails and flouride in the precious bodily fluids kind of way.

:bulgy-eyes:

[Seahawk]

Late for 4/20 day but w/e

Smokemon - YouTube

Steweed Smokeverse - YouTube

Finally, an anime Dudebro can get behind:
Nichijoint - My Ordinary Weed - YouTube

Others
Adventure Time (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sifVwz5Nguc)
Gravity Falls (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmf-TW5rWiY)
Some other anime (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPXKfGxeHIY)

[Dudebro]

Yikes. Nah.

[samejamesbond]

Doesn't even have the best one.
Shameful.

REMOVE WEED - YouTube

[DrunkN]

Captain Pronin 2 - Pronin in America [English subtitles] - YouTube

[Seahawk]

cursors.io (http://cursors.io/)

agar.io (http://agar.io/)

---------- Post added 05-03-2015 at 11:50 AM ---------- Previous post was 05-01-2015 at 01:02 AM ----------

Meanwhile in Florida

Florida resident Jeff Waters was running a few errands yesterday when he unexpectedly found himself in police custody. His plan was simple:

Gather up his usual accessories (bath salts, ninja throwing stars) and stroll down to the bank to cash a $368 billion check so that he could finally realize his dream of opening up the world's largest underwater Italian restaurant.
Florida Man Arrested While Attempting to Cash $368 BILLION Check to Open Underwater Restaurant - The Hollywood Gossip (http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2015/05/florida-man-arrested-while-attempting-to-cash-368-dollars-billio/)

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_05/5465.jpg

[Tails]

I wish I could plus rep on this phone I'd give one just for making me laugh.

The Little Mermaid - Under the Sea - YouTube

[Slime Slayer]

Vote now for sword or whip for Igarashi's new CV inspired game:
Sword or Whip - #igavania (http://swordorwhip.com/)

I'm not even sure how this will pertain to the game but sword master race.

[Kugyince]

Whip ftw.

[DrunkN]

I'd vote whip if the end product were going to be in 8 bit, but since there's no chance of that happening I'm voting sword.

[Slime Slayer]

I'm worried that this is a hint the game might be on a smaller scale than we are used to. The later instalments had everything from knuckle dusters to paper airplanes.

[Seahawk]

He quit Konami to go indie, it's not like you can expect a super massive budget for this.

[Slime Slayer]

He quit Konami to go indie, it's not like you can expect a super massive budget for this.

True, but I doubt I guy with his credentials would have a hard time finding partners and funding.

[RU Joe]

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_05/5471.jpg

[DrunkN]

ESPN.com: Page 2 : Totally wired for Madden '03 (http://proxy.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/020814)

[CrispyChicken]

ESPN.com: Page 2 : Totally wired for Madden '03 (http://proxy.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/020814)

Bill Simmons :<
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_05/5476.gif

[Seahawk]

From what I've been told, [the online] doesn't even cost anything.http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_05/5477.jpg
The video Rod Smith looks just like the real thing in "Madden 2002."What would stop someone who falls behind from "accidentally" knocking the telephone wire out of the modem, prematurely ending the game,
then claiming it was a technical problem?http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_05/5478.png

[Kugyince]

Cooking with cum - Natural Harvest & Semenology | Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes & Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook (http://www.cookingwithcum.com)

[RU Joe]

Cooking with cum - Natural Harvest & Semenology | Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes & Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook (http://www.cookingwithcum.com)
I saw this in a book for sale down at Lucy's {forbidden book store :foot-in-mouth:} back in the 80's.
No doubt there are new and exiting recipes since then but the concept is not news to me.
And no, I don't use / eat it either just in case someone jumps to that conclusion. :stop:
But I'm certain it's just lovely all the same.

[Seahawk]

Rabbit Eats a Castle (Game of Thrones) - YouTube

[StarfoxFan2009]

>That feeling when you lose $5

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_05/5497.png

[Seahawk]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_05/5500.jpg

---------- Post added 05-17-2015 at 03:21 PM ---------- Previous post was 05-16-2015 at 07:28 PM ----------

I'm married now.

Is that good or am I screwed? /s

[Dudebro]

It's great, if you're happy with each other and not rushing into it for any reason. Just remember that kids can't be pro at shmups until they get better hand-eye coordination.

[CrispyChicken]

]I'm married now.

WHAT? Congrats!

[Slime Slayer]

Marriage for me was way better than I expected, I thought there would be no difference in the relationship but I was wrong.

---------- Post added at 09:35 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:34 PM ----------

And yes, congratulations, now get on making those little Seahawks.

[Dudebro]

And yes, congratulations, now get on making those little Seahawks.
Sea-eyas. If he can get his wife to be a hawk she can be a hen and their family can be an Aerie ;)

[Wolf]

congrats seahawk

[Kugyince]

That was... sudden?

[Slime Slayer]

That was... sudden?

That's what I was thinking, didnt we just celebrate his v-card?

[Kugyince]

I'm more pissed that the Mrs. and I weren't invited.

[Tails]

Congratulations Seahawk!

[Seahawk]

That's what I was thinking, didnt we just celebrate his v-card?

Ha ha, Katz said the same thing on steam.

5:09 PM - Katze: also damn, you lost it AND put a ring on it all in less than a year
5:09 PM - Katze: good job! haha
5:12 PM - Seahawk: Yeah who'd have thought :V. That feels weird to me even now lol.
5:12 PM - Katze: lol

I'm more pissed that the Mrs. and I weren't invited.

There wasn't much to be invited to. We signed a marriage license last Friday and had a pastor at our house 4 hours ago to do the ceremony in private.

We plan to have an actual wedding (anniversary?) party some time in the future. I'll remember to invite you. It'll probably be a cosplay wedding so plan a costume.

[Kugyince]

I guess if that's what you two wanted. So where are you off to on your honeymoon?

[Slime Slayer]

The grand galloping gala?

[Kugyince]

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_05/5501.gif

[Slime Slayer]

Unfortunately SH's parents had unknowingly booked a trip to Paris that they simply couldn't cancel.

[Seahawk]

I guess if that's what you two wanted. So where are you off to on your honeymoon?
Nowhere since we can't afford anything.

Although...
The grand galloping gala?
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2015_05/5501.gif

These two scenarios are more likely to occur sometime in the future than I'd like to admit.

Unfortunately SH's parents had unknowingly booked a trip to Paris that they simply couldn't cancel.
I don't get it.

[Slime Slayer]

Your parent are too embarrassed to go to a furry wedding.

[Mareeps]

When did this happen?

[Seahawk]

Your parent are too embarrassed to go to a furry wedding.
Ah, I see now.

When did this happen?
Yesterday at 3pm EST.

[Kugyince]

Nowhere since we can't afford anything.

No raucous stag party? No romantic little get-a-way? Kids these days and their rushing into things... Not to be Dudebro Downer or anything but don't you think it would have been more prudent to live with each other for a few years? Knowing someone and living with them are two different things. What's the point of rushing into a marriage? Do you two think so little of your vows to each other that it seemed like a fun thing to do on a whim? You seem to be skipping important and enjoyable life steps such as engagement, all the planning that goes into a wedding, and such. I mean, it seems to downplay the whole marriage thing all-together. Like "oh hey, I'm married now" instead of "we're preparing to take a momentous step forward in our lives, together."

Sorry, I'm happy for you both and wish you nothing but good things but I wouldn't consider myself a decent friend if I didn't voice my concerns for your life choices.

[Dudebro]

Not to be Dudebro Downer or anything
Hey now I could've been a downer but was I? More like Tentative Tenser.

[Tails]

No raucous stag party? No romantic little get-a-way? Kids these days and their rushing into things... Not to be Dudebro Downer or anything but don't you think it would have been more prudent to live with each other for a few years? Knowing someone and living with them are two different things. What's the point of rushing into a marriage? Do you two think so little of your vows to each other that it seemed like a fun thing to do on a whim? You seem to be skipping important and enjoyable life steps such as engagement, all the planning that goes into a wedding, and such. I mean, it seems to downplay the whole marriage thing all-together. Like "oh hey, I'm married now" instead of "we're preparing to take a momentous step forward in our lives, together."

Sorry, I'm happy for you both and wish you nothing but good things but I wouldn't consider myself a decent friend if I didn't voice my concerns for your life choices.
I 100% agree with tenser however I was unsure if I should post or not as I didn't want to step on any toes and say the wrong thing. If I do I sincerely apologize and I am writing this to be a friend as I respect you and wish you nothing but the best but I just want to say this now.

I obviously don't really know nothing of your relationship with your wife other than you first met her last October after meeting on the internet. That's really fast and really rushing it. I should know like you I was in an Internet relationship that not only I wanted to marry her in a fast time frame without really knowing her even though the red flags were in the wind.

For me it was more of being afraid of her being absolutely real. She seemed too.. I dunno perfect to be true. It took me 3 years of knowing her to see what others saw in her that she wasn't no angel she was manipulative and controlling and made me go up the wall so bad that I alienated friends and said stuff to many people I shouldn't have said. She kept on getting mad at me because I refused to go see her but it honestly scared me due to change. I'm terrible with change and I need a push to do things. I mean this girl would scream and yell at me, if she didn't get her way on collectoons she'd threaten to break up with me and my mind set was "someday this will all be worth it". Boy was I wrong! I was always there for her but she wasn't there for me the way she should have been she was too focused on molding me into something that I don't want to be and I don't think she'll ever truly realize that.

My point is this. Tenser is absolutely right and this is why the divorce rate is so high. Now I'm hoping yours last forever but there's no way you have truly got to know her fully in 6 months. Ive seen many jerry springer episodes focused on this scenario and its not pretty. I wish you the best and I hope you have a great life and kids and everything in between but like tenser I'm very concerned.

If you'd like to talk about this don't be afraid to message me, I'd like at least someone benefit from the hell I went through.

[Slime Slayer]

Lots of long loving successful marriages were rushed into.

[DrunkN]

GJ gettin' married SH.

[Dudebro]

This is certainly quick but what's the big deal if it doesn't work out in the end? Is she gonna claim half of SHs student loan debts or something? Not to mock SH but unless they have a kid it won't be that bad. Life is short, I say do what(or who) makes you happy. Good luck SH. My only advice is don't take her for granted and make her happy. If you do that you'll be happy.

[Tails]

Lots of long loving successful marriages were rushed into.

Which I hope Seahawks is but normally rushed marriages don't end well:

7 Terrible Reasons To Rush Into Marriage (http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4922450)

Divorce Statistics: Why Do So Many Marriages Fail? | Brad Browning | YourTango (http://www.yourtango.com/experts/brad-browning/divorce-rates-why-do-so-many-marriages-fail)

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As someone who wishes to find the love of his life I really hope it turns out well. It's just sudden, and I just don't want to see him hurt.

[DrunkN]

As someone who wishes to find the love of his life I really hope it turns out well. It's just sudden, and I just don't want to see him hurt.

Seahawk is a smart guy. I don't think we have to explode into panic on his behalf.

[ZedIsDead]

It's weird, I'm seeing tons of people in my age range getting married and having kids now. Guess I'm getting older.

[Tails]

It's weird, I'm seeing tons of people in my age range getting married and having kids now. Guess I'm getting older.

I know! It is weird, had it happen at my work and it's like woah.

[Slime Slayer]

It's funny but most of my peers growing up are still not married and have no kids.

[KATZ]

heres my view on the rushing part: if ya'll dont already know, they've known each other for a VERY very long time. So they've had most of their life talking to each other knowing each other etc., so if they werent compatible they would have know many ages ago

[Tails]

heres my view on the rushing part: if ya'll dont already know, they've known each other for a VERY very long time. So they've had most of their life talking to each other knowing each other etc., so if they werent compatible they would have know many ages ago

Obviously something I didn't know and imo that definitely isn't rushing it at all. I'm glad.

[CrispyChicken]

In other news, happy 100th page of this thread. And look at that, Zed started this thread and posted on it's 100th page, 5 and a half years later :clap:

EDIT- As this post gets pushed to the 101st page *Triggered*