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Seahawk
10-29-2012, 01:53 PM
How the media sees the game market/demographic:
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_10/1442.png

Slime Slayer
10-29-2012, 02:22 PM
Well... replace the Nacho with Zesty and they got my number. :\

jim5cents
10-29-2012, 02:25 PM
and the mt. dew with diet shanta orange

Slime Slayer
10-29-2012, 03:13 PM
and the mt. dew with diet shanta orange
Haha, do you mean Shasta? I've never seen either in real life, but yeah that the joke. No idea where the idea comes from, probably /v.

Dudebro
10-29-2012, 11:54 PM
Finally a good political ad. Please give it a chance, it's meant to be somewhat humorous. It's Joss Whedon, you know you wanna see what he's gonna say.
Whedon On Romney - YouTube

Kong
10-30-2012, 10:30 AM
This is one of the problems with democracy. His argument seriously sways me and I am allowed to vote. That just seems flawed.

If I believed voting for Romney gave me a 50% chance of living in the apocalypse before I turned 40 I would totally do it. As it stands I think voting for him would only bring the apocalypse a few years closer and would still be well after I am 80. Too little, too late.

Dudebro
10-30-2012, 04:49 PM
Well that's fine for you. If a zombie apocalypse happens you'll be fine in your hippy commune with your dumpster wine to sustain you. What about the rest of us? What about RU? Vote Obama!

Kong
10-30-2012, 05:48 PM
That's my point. Why do you people let people, like me, who are looking forward to the collapse of civilization, armageddon, the apocalypse, etc. vote?

Go Romney Go

warghoul
10-30-2012, 06:09 PM
Go anyone It doesn't really matter who our current figure head is go!

Slime Slayer
10-30-2012, 08:13 PM
That's my point. Why do you people let people, like me, who are looking forward to the collapse of civilization, armageddon, the apocalypse, etc. vote?

Go Romney Go
Why do you look forward to that?

Dudebro
10-30-2012, 08:16 PM
Some men just want to watch the world burn. Kong is one of them.

Kong
10-30-2012, 08:20 PM
Living through the apocalypse has always been a dream of mine. Started with the Swiss Family Robinson and then grew when reading books like The Stand, Dark Tower and seeing movies like Mad Max, Wizzards, and a Boy and His Dog etc.

Dudebro
10-30-2012, 08:27 PM
Living through it? Doesn't that imply that it would be over in your lifetime? If so that's a pretty weak apocalypse.

Slime Slayer
10-31-2012, 01:53 PM
IGN with an accurate review for once, perhaps this is hope for the future:
NSFW: mild language
IGN Reviews - Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 - YouTube

Kugyince
10-31-2012, 06:24 PM
I would totally buy that game if that was serious.

Dudebro
10-31-2012, 08:59 PM
I like how you only put a warning about the language. I'd repost that on xbox.com but they'd probably ban me.

Slime Slayer
10-31-2012, 10:33 PM
I like how you only put a warning about the language. I'd repost that on xbox.com but they'd probably ban me.
Lol, I needed to get the NSFW in there, but I didn't want to spoil the fact that it wasn't a legitimate review.

Dudebro
10-31-2012, 10:56 PM
I just feel bad for He Man really. He doesn't deserve to be associated with that kind of immoral behavior.
He-Man - What's Up [4 Non Blondes] - YouTube

jim5cents
11-01-2012, 07:38 AM
All the time my gf says that she wishes the zombie apocalypse would happen, "just so she would know what she is made of." Everytime I roll my eyes cause I know she would like about 4 seconds once she couldn't get coffee, or got a little hungry, or a little cold, or if she couldn't check FB because her phone battery died.

Yeah, He Man deserves it, he literally lives on a planet with zero infrastructure aside for a few castles, there are only about 10 or 12 people/beasts/monsters around, of which half always try and fail to kill him. You want you conditions to improve, you gotta move on up.

Seahawk
11-01-2012, 12:11 PM
Cultural differences in advertising:

America:
Wii U Advertising Campaign Launch Video - YouTube



UK:
Wii U - First UK TV advert - YouTube

RU Joe
11-03-2012, 03:34 AM
DB:
I just feel bad for He Man really. He doesn't deserve to be associated with that kind of immoral behavior.
Huh, what?
What you talkin' bout, 'immoral behavior'?
What did I miss here?

Dudebro
11-03-2012, 03:37 AM
Did you watch stevens video?

RU Joe
11-03-2012, 03:43 AM
Video broken.
He Man reference?
Failing to see COD- He Man connection at this point.

Dudebro
11-03-2012, 03:54 AM
Oh damn it got removed. Maybe steven will dig up another copy of it for your viewing pleasure. I was only joking about the immoral behaviour thing. To some people it most certainly would fall into that category but I think it was amusing as hell. Anyone who is homophobic would've seen that video as a nightmare of imagery they cannot deal with.

RU Joe
11-03-2012, 04:21 AM
I understand that He Man is often made fun of due to the pink suit {technically this is Prince Adam's suit though}, the unusual {70's?} hair, and of course his unusual relationship with Skeletor's minion, Beast Man.

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_11/1473.jpg

I believe He Man refers to him as his 'Bear', whatever that means.
Personally I like Shadow Weaver:

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_11/1474.jpg

Dudebro
11-03-2012, 05:11 AM
It's not any one thing it's a package deal. I think the creators wanted to make his non He Man form as feminine as possible to make his He Man form seem more manly. That's the only way I can explain this-
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_11/1475.jpg


Of course having him change into a almost nude guy with a weird strap thing on his chest isn't much of an improvement if you ask me. I was a kid when I watched the show though so it didn't matter.

RU Joe
11-03-2012, 05:22 AM
DB:
Of course having him change into a almost nude guy with a weird strap thing on his chest isn't much of an improvement if you ask me.
You say it like it's a bad thing to wear a battle harness.
I have to agree with the almost nude thing though, but there again aren't professional Wrestlers mostly nude?
It does support your theory that they wanted He Man to be far more manly looking than Adam.

Kugyince
11-03-2012, 02:08 PM
It was the 80's. Neon was a big thing. People pointing it out now either
A) are too young to remember
B) have forgotten what it was like back in the early 80's
C) just jumping on some silly meme bandwagon

Leon Neon 80's Toy Commercial - YouTube

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_11/1476.jpg

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_11/1477.jpg

Dudebro
11-03-2012, 02:33 PM
We're not talking about neon though. We're talking about a light pinkish top with light purple leggings and fur boots. That's a far cry from that jacket you posted.

Btw gotta love the Twix radio and the David Bowie shirt, how bizarre.

Kugyince
11-03-2012, 03:40 PM
We're not talking about neon though. We're talking about a light pinkish top with light purple leggings and fur boots. That's a far cry from that jacket you posted.

You fail to see the relevance of early 80's cultural fashion trends and the color scheme the animators went with in an early 80's cartoon?

If you can't wrap your mind around it, take my previous post and substitute the word "neon" for "pastels" or even "garish color schemes". It was all very much prevalent in the time period.

RU Joe
11-03-2012, 05:47 PM
DB:
gotta love the Twix radio and the David Bowie shirt, how bizarre.
It seems to me that the early 'Breakdance' Rappers had little or no choice when it came to what they wore or their props; for that matter I imagine not much has changed but the David Bowie shirt is extremely out of place in any event.

Tenser:
take my previous post and substitute the word "neon" for "pastels" or even "garish color schemes". It was all very much prevalent in the time period.
No, no, no!
If you want to see GARISH you must look to the 70's = in my opinion, the ugliest decade for color, ever.
It's like they went out of their way to pick colors and patterns that didn't go together.
Design - wise there was some interesting stuff but those colors were downright hideous - cars and buildings suffered the same fate.

Dudebro
11-03-2012, 08:22 PM
@Tenser- You don't think it could be about making a contrast between girly and manly? I'm not denying the 70s and the 80s were ugly decades.

I'm old enough to remember the 80s. When I was a kid we watched He Man all the time. To be perfectly blunt I remember thinking Prince Adam looked gay, which is what I think they were going for with the contrast. No one would suspect effeminate Adam would be uber manly He Man.
No offense to gay people, I was really little and mocking gays was pretty normal back then.

Kugyince
11-03-2012, 09:02 PM
I always assumed Adam and Teela were together. I don't think him being gay ever crossed my mind.

Dudebro
11-03-2012, 09:11 PM
Not being actually gay, just looking stereotypically gay.

RU Joe
11-03-2012, 10:56 PM
Not being actually gay, just looking stereotypically gay.
That's what I thought you were saying in the first place.
I'm glad we can talk about these things, because:

If You Were Gay - YouTube

I know how sensitive you are about it.
:call-me::beauty::kissed:

Dudebro
11-04-2012, 01:10 AM
That video is not worthy of this topic.

jim5cents
11-04-2012, 06:42 PM
At least Superman would put on glasses to disguise himself as Clark Kent. He Man/Prince Adam literally did nothing.

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_11/1482.jpg

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_11/1483.jpg

How did everyone not know who HeMan was?

Dudebro
11-04-2012, 06:50 PM
The pink and purple skin tight suit distracted them.

Slime Slayer
11-04-2012, 07:41 PM
At least Superman would put on glasses to disguise himself as Clark Kent. He Man/Prince Adam literally did nothing.

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_11/1482.jpg

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_11/1483.jpg

How did everyone not know who HeMan was?

Well look how great he looks, if I looked like that I wouldn't change anything either.

RU Joe
11-05-2012, 12:08 AM
That video is not worthy of this topic.
Oh?
Well how about this?:


I want it to be known that I despise the 'translation' at the bottom - just so you know he is not saying those things at all; this is just the phonetic interpretation of the joker who posted this video.
In any case I laughed out loud for real and even spat on my screen a bit, maybe some of you will too!

Gangnam Style Hitler Ver.1 [Best Remix Version] - YouTube

Dudebro
11-05-2012, 01:44 AM
That's a good one JG. Some of those Hitler reaction videos are pretty amusing. I just found this one and it made me laugh. I was gonna say "this is Tensers reaction to Terraria" but then at 2:40 he says "I want to know why everyone likes this piece of crap!" "Including Ten!". So I guess this is Tensers friend Hitler reacting to why Tenser secretly loves Terraria-
Hitler hears about Terraria - YouTube

Kugyince
11-05-2012, 05:10 AM
While I would love to be recognized as such, I think "ten" is referencing how many paid full price for Terraria.

Seahawk
11-11-2012, 11:57 PM
A progression of bacterial plaque covering a clean tooth over 8 hours.

Plaque Biofilm Formation - YouTube

jim5cents
11-12-2012, 08:57 AM
Another time lapse video

Time lapse - whole gecko eaten by ants in just a few hours! - YouTube

Tails
11-12-2012, 09:41 AM
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_11/1511.jpg

NSFW

Seahawk
11-20-2012, 09:26 PM
World's oldest working digital computer restored (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-20395212)

Watch the video and listen to that thing click.

Tails
11-21-2012, 09:45 AM
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_11/1531.jpg

Slime Slayer
11-21-2012, 09:40 PM
Percentage of genre and platform release since 1975:
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_11/1535.png

Seahawk
11-25-2012, 10:54 PM
'MERICA. (What economic downturn?)

Black Friday Disasters Supercut - YouTube

2012 BLACK FRIDAY COMPILATION - Fights, Zombie Americans - YouTube

Slime Slayer
11-25-2012, 11:27 PM
I don't get it, is stuff like 95% off or something?

Kong
11-25-2012, 11:43 PM
Yeah, can someone give an example of the deals these people are fighting for?

Seahawk
11-26-2012, 02:55 AM
Typically everything is cut in price, especially electronics. You can see an unofficial collection of deals here (http://www.theblackfriday.com/). Most deals are in very limited quantity, and since so many people show up for them, it gets pretty out of hand. Fortunately it seems that nobody died this year to consumer stampedes.

KATZ
11-26-2012, 12:29 PM
its funny because usually the deals arnt even that great,i've never gone to a black friday shopping shindig

Dudebro
11-26-2012, 01:26 PM
I went once for a deal on the Wii when it came out. It was as awful as you could imagine. Angry people desperate for any deal they can grab with their grubby paws. The electronics counter was surrounded with these people and all five employees were stressed out almost immediately, understandably so.

The worst part is people need to be controlled like children or they'll just go wild. All their decency goes out the window. They need to have tickets and wait in line to control the stampedes. I find that incredibly sad.

Kugyince
11-26-2012, 01:50 PM
I go every year whether I plan to buy something or not. It's hilariously great fun.

Dudebro
11-26-2012, 02:22 PM
This guy is a grade A douche but I thought the video was pretty amusing.
Bullhorning Shoppers Lined Up For Thanksgiving Sales 2012 - YouTube

Slime Slayer
11-26-2012, 02:47 PM
This guy is a grade A douche...

Why do you think he's a grade A+ douche? I thought what he did was awesome.

Dudebro
11-26-2012, 02:55 PM
I say that because he's just randomly screaming at people. He doesn't know if they're really morons spending what they don't have. When we went to get our Wii my wife bought it with her credit card and she had no debt. A lot of smart people also shop on Black Friday because the sales are bigger than any other time of year.
Asking Black Friday Shoppers about their Credit Card Debt - YouTube

He also has a big chip on his shoulder about Obama and liberals.



Saw this on Facebook btw-
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_11/1538.jpg

Slime Slayer
11-26-2012, 03:46 PM
I see what you are saying, but I think it probably applies to the majority of the people in those line ups. I'd think people with money to burn are not camping out for 20% off a big screen t.v., for the most part that is.

Dudebro
11-26-2012, 06:23 PM
I'm sure it applies to quite a bit of those shoppers. I just don't approve of belittling strangers for spending their money on sales.

Kong
11-26-2012, 10:43 PM
Why do you think he's a grade A+ douche? I thought what he did was awesome.I agree with what he is saying, but not with how he is saying it. All he is doing is pissing people off. Wasting your holiday just to ruin other people's day is just as bad as wasting it to go into debt, IMO.

I'd think people with money to burn are not camping out for 20% off a big screen t.v., for the most part that is.Yep, rich people don't do that.

I think next year I will participate. I want to run into the store and go completely crazy. Jump over piles of tvs like they are hurdles to nab the last one before some old lady can. Then go and hide it somewhere in the store and give clues to people like it is an easter egg hunt.

Slime Slayer
11-26-2012, 11:10 PM
I agree with what he is saying, but not with how he is saying it. All he is doing is pissing people off. Wasting your holiday just to ruin other people's day is just as bad as wasting it to go into debt, IMO.
The way I see it is that something is better than nothing. It may not be the best approach, but I applaud him none the less.

Dudebro
11-27-2012, 09:52 AM
@Kong- Bring someone to record that.

Slime Slayer
11-28-2012, 03:47 PM
This is freaking cool:
Watch Mountain Bike Run With AWESOME 360-Degree Camera! Video | Break.com (http://www.break.com/index/mountain-bike-run-with-awesome-360-degree-camera-2391523)

CrispyChicken
11-28-2012, 09:57 PM
JOEY CRAWFORD MAKING A BLOCK CALL AGAINST THE LAKERS - YouTube

Lmao Joey Crawford might be the worst NBA ref of all time. What a clown.

Slime Slayer
11-28-2012, 10:42 PM
Lmao Joey Crawford might be the worst NBA ref of all time. What a clown.
Don't you mean best? Seriously, that is the closest thing I've seen to enticing me to watch a game.

CrispyChicken
11-28-2012, 10:56 PM
Well I mean if you want to watch it for entertainment, sure he's great. But for the professionalism of the sport, he's terrible. He cost the Lakers the game with that call. And he's done 10x worse calls in the playoffs that have hurt team's chances in the playoffs.

Slime Slayer
11-28-2012, 11:02 PM
I'm not too experienced wit the rules, but doesn't the fact he threw his elbows up into the other player warrant the call?

jim5cents
11-28-2012, 11:08 PM
In regards to the black friday sale/grade A douche/mindless zombies...I proposed a Black Friday Sale Drinking game in a different forum.

The lead rule is that the number of drinks you have to take multiplies in regards to the decrease dollar value of an item. For example Item>$100 = 1 drink, >$50=2 drinks, >25=3, then dollar increments of 5. <$5=8.

Rule 1
If you see a tug of war
Rule 2
If you see someone take an item out of someone else's cart
Rule 3
If someone pushes someone out of the way to reach an item

Slime Slayer
11-28-2012, 11:14 PM
In regards to the black friday sale/grade A douche/mindless zombies...I proposed a Black Friday Sale Drinking game in a different forum.

The lead rule is that the number of drinks you have to take multiplies in regards to the decrease dollar value of an item. For example Item>$100 = 1 drink, >$50=2 drinks, >25=3, then dollar increments of 5. <$5=8.

Rule 1
If you see a tug of war
Rule 2
If you see someone take an item out of someone else's cart
Rule 3
If someone pushes someone out of the way to reach an item
If a woman gives birth, down the rest of your supplies.

jim5cents
11-28-2012, 11:18 PM
Joey Crawford might be the worst NBA ref of all time. What a clown.

I would argue that Tim Donaghy is the worst ref of all time...you know, the one that was plead guilty to point shaving.

RU Joe
11-29-2012, 01:36 AM
COMPLETELY unrelated: :act-up:

Monkey Cheese 4 - YouTube


How do you make munky cheez?
:monkey:

The cows eat the geese in the breeze!
{munky cheez, munky cheez}

The cows get milked by the munkys!
{munky jeans, munky jeans}

The milk gets made into cheez!
{munky knees, munky knees}

WHEN THE FUNKY MUNKY CHEEZ GETS TOO CHUNKY!
{munky please, munky please}

We have some shishkebab, then we just started calling them kebab, then just bab,
so it went from:

Shishkebab to kebab to bab
Shishkebab to kebab to bab
Shishkebab to kebab to bab
Shishkebab to kebab to bab!

The bees sneeze on the trees!
{munky cheez, munky cheez}

Only zaniness like that can help me maintain my sanity in these insane times.
;)

Slime Slayer
11-29-2012, 03:03 AM
JG, maybe consider lowering your thc intake, just a tad.

---------- Post added at 09:03 AM ---------- Previous post was at 08:58 AM ----------

Try this JG:
Untalkative bunny eating with manners - YouTube

CrispyChicken
11-29-2012, 01:33 PM
I would argue that Tim Donaghy is the worst ref of all time...you know, the one that was plead guilty to point shaving.

Oh yeah I forgot about that fool lol. Well we never know who else did the same thing, but just never got caught.

Kong
11-29-2012, 02:48 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSjQajzyAF4

KATZ
12-01-2012, 07:09 PM
DIY AK-47 made from a shovel (http://www.northeastshooters.com/vbulletin/threads/179192-DIY-Shovel-AK-photo-tsunami-warning)

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2012_12/1555.jpg


'murrica

RU Joe
12-02-2012, 02:03 PM
^
I like the way that guy writes, especially:

... I tried to pound some dents out of the receiver and the hammer got dented, because in communist mAssachusetts receiver dents you!
Precious.

Dudebro
12-02-2012, 07:20 PM
Mass is commie? I thought we were just yuppie liberals.

Seahawk
12-05-2012, 02:07 AM
http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2722&stc=1&d=1354694843

Slime Slayer
12-05-2012, 03:30 AM
Replace the word development with marketing, ridiculous either way.

RU Joe
12-05-2012, 04:06 AM
Replace the word development with marketing, ridiculous either way.
A pretty big gamble with the world economy in the state it's in, too.
:laugh:

KATZ
12-05-2012, 12:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/embed/r0Be8LnuG3U



edit: i give up, just click the link >.<
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=r0Be8LnuG3U)

jim5cents
12-05-2012, 12:57 PM
http://i.minus.com/iWQplxdpm5kjI.gif

Seahawk
12-05-2012, 01:01 PM
Call if Duty: Black Ops II makes $1 billion worldwide in 15 days (http://www.gamespot.com/news/black-ops-ii-nets-1-billion-6401090), one day ahead of Modern Warfare 3 last year.

jim5cents
12-05-2012, 01:11 PM
THE FLIP SIDE (BAR) - YouTube

Kugyince
12-05-2012, 01:11 PM
Huh, I read somewhere it was down 11% from last year. Odd.

Slime Slayer
12-05-2012, 01:29 PM
You know I think half the people who talk crap about COD secretly bought the game, you never see people say anything good about it, so where are these 10 million people?

Seahawk
12-05-2012, 01:34 PM
It's total revenue, not unit sales. Even if unit sales go down, people seem to be spending more on DLC and the premium Elite service. Digital sales on Steam may not be factored into units moved either.

They do note that in the long term it may sell less than previous titles, but that hardly matters when you make back the entire game budget (and a lot more) in the first 24 hours of sale.

You know I think half the people who talk crap about COD secretly bought the game, you never see people say anything good about it, so where are these 10 million people?

They're playing and enjoying the game, instead of making yet another post on the internet of "CoD sucks".

Mareeps
12-05-2012, 02:15 PM
I'm convinced a good amount of those sales were just people buying the game to troll on it.

Dudebro
12-05-2012, 02:26 PM
@Tenser- Did you mean this article?
Call of Duty beginning to slow, says analyst - GameSpot.com (http://www.gamespot.com/news/call-of-duty-beginning-to-slow-says-analyst-6400782)

SH is right though, it doesn't matter if sales dip when you're making huge profits so quickly. Sadly I don't think COD will die until the next gen at the very least.


@SC- I haven't bought the last three COD games but I've played them. Besides being cookie cutter and full of horrible people the games are fun. If you got friends to play with it can be a blast.

jim5cents
12-05-2012, 04:29 PM
I bought Black Ops 2 with a 360 bundle on Black Friday. I love it. Is it a rehash of all FPS, yes. But to me, and I've only played multiplayer so far and one round of Zombies, it is the most well put together COD yet.

Seahawk
12-05-2012, 04:42 PM
World's oldest person dies at age 116 (http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/04/us/georgia-oldest-person-dies/index.html?hpt=hp_c2)

Besse Cooper
August 26, 1896 - December 4, 2012

-Lived in three different centuries
-Husband died in 1963
-4 children, 11 grandchildren, 13 great-grandchildren and two great-great grandchildren.
-One of her sons is 77. Think of that, still having mom around at age 77.
-Born in USA. USA formed in 1776, 236 years ago. At the time of her death, she had been alive for almost 50% of the time USA has existed.

Kugyince
12-05-2012, 09:31 PM
@DB: Yeah I went searching for it and discovered it was just some analyst speculation. I just skimmed over it and didn't pay that much attention to it in the rss feed reader at the time.

jim5cents
12-07-2012, 09:09 AM
19 People Who Are Having A Way Worse Day Than You (http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/people-who-are-having-a-worse-day-than-you)

Seahawk
12-07-2012, 12:56 PM
BSNES emulator creator byuu (http://www.byuu.org)is selling his entire USA SNES collection. This is all USA games, all boxes, and most manuals. Games were collected for verified ROM dumping and boxart/manual scanning.

Image gallery (http://imgur.com/a/AQp5R)

Starts at $20k.

samejamesbond
12-13-2012, 01:57 AM
Super Mario Bros if it was a War Movie:
MARIO WARFARE - Part 1 - YouTube

KATZ
12-13-2012, 10:19 AM
that was alot better than the actual movie.... holy crap D: i want more

Seahawk
12-20-2012, 03:26 PM
minor nsfw, audible "oh s###"
Golden Eagle Snatches Kid - YouTube

Slime Slayer
12-20-2012, 03:49 PM
minor nsfw, audible "oh s###"
Golden Eagle Snatches Kid - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE0Q904gtMI)
She's a fake.

Seahawk
12-20-2012, 03:59 PM
Yeah I know, I still thought it amusing to watch.

Dudebro
12-20-2012, 04:18 PM
Good fake.

Slime Slayer
12-20-2012, 04:26 PM
Very good.

Seahawk
12-21-2012, 03:44 AM
It's happening guys.
http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2774&stc=1&d=1356083041

bearhawk72
12-21-2012, 04:13 PM
This clip kills the awesome character known as Rockbiter

Neverending Story 3 clip - WTF?????? - YouTube

Dudebro
12-21-2012, 06:25 PM
I refuse to watch that BH. Rock Biter deserved better than to be included in that sequel.

Slime Slayer
01-07-2013, 06:42 PM
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_01/1679.jpg

samejamesbond
01-09-2013, 11:28 PM
Part 2 to Mario Warefare:
MARIO WARFARE - Part 2 - YouTube

Slime Slayer
01-13-2013, 11:57 PM
NSFW:
ANGRIEST LITTLE KID ON BLACK OPS 2 "1v1 RAGE" - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=AHnslBhmR7Q#t=155s)

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br0kenrabbit: hi
Greg_ValveOLS: good evening
br0kenrabbit: What’s ip?
br0kenrabbit: up?
Greg_ValveOLS: my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team
br0kenrabbit: On MSN?
Greg_ValveOLS: yes http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_01/1699.gif
br0kenrabbit: Why?
Greg_ValveOLS: we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information
br0kenrabbit: My information?
Greg_ValveOLS: we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?
br0kenrabbit: No. I don’t even have it written down.
Greg_ValveOLS: hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?
br0kenrabbit: Well…
Greg_ValveOLS: if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L:)
br0kenrabbit: Well
Greg_ValveOLS: dont worry this connect it secure
br0kenrabbit: Can I be honest with you, Greg?
Greg_ValveOLS: k
br0kenrabbit: Look, I don’t know how you go this MSN account name, don’t really care, either.
br0kenrabbit: Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you’ll see.
Greg_ValveOLS: huh?
Greg_ValveOLS: bs
br0kenrabbit: Trace it.
Greg_ValveOLS: how
br0kenrabbit says:Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.
Greg_ValveOLS: oh k
br0kenrabbit: As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.
br0kenrabbit: I’m putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.
Greg_ValveOLS: why?
br0kenrabbit: Have you read the ToS?
Greg_ValveOLS: Tod?
Greg_ValveOLS: tos
br0kenrabbit says:terms of service
Greg_ValveOLS: were?
br0kenrabbit: Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.
Greg_ValveOLS: why
br0kenrabbit: I just told you why
Greg_ValveOLS: http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_01/1700.gif
br0kenrabbit: I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I’m going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?
Greg_ValveOLS: k
br0kenrabbit says:First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxx xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit: Is this you?
Greg_ValveOLS: ya
br0kenrabbit: Are you the only user of this account?
Greg_ValveOLS: ya
br0kenrabbit: Okay, and what is the username
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit: Okay.
br0kenrabbit: I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_01/1699.gif
Greg_ValveOLS: some. dude
Greg_ValveOLS: m
br0kenrabbit says:Do you always log on from the same IP?
Greg_ValveOLS: ya
br0kenrabbit says:And who is your internet providers, your ISP?
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says:Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.
Greg_ValveOLS: am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?
br0kenrabbit: What is your city of residence?
br0kenrabbit: That depends on if you cooperate. You’re doing fine so far.
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxx
br0kenrabbit: Illinios?
Greg_ValveOLS: yes
br0kenrabbit: Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit: Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.
Greg_ValveOLS: why
br0kenrabbit: So I can update your account.
Greg_ValveOLS: can I play 2 nite
Greg_ValveOLS: clan fight
Greg_ValveOLS: wont win without me heh
br0kenrabbit: Heh. You’ll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?
Greg_ValveOLS: ya
br0kenrabbit: Okay. Give me just a moment.
br0kenrabbit: Try to log in now.
Greg_ValveOLS: k
Greg_ValveOLS: It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?
br0kenrabbit : Greg
Greg_ValveOLS: did u ban me???????????>WHY
br0kenrabbit: Greg
Greg_ValveOLS: what
br0kenrabbit: Valve will never ask for your username and password.
Greg_ValveOLS: what????
br0kenrabbit: I don’t work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.
Greg_ValveOLS: omg dude wtf why?
br0kenrabbit: Why were you trying to steal my account?
Greg_ValveOLS: i wanst
br0kenrabbit: Then why were you asking for my information?
Greg_ValveOLS: i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i’m only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it
br0kenrabbit: Greg
Greg_ValveOLS: dude pleas
Greg_ValveOLS: what
br0kenrabbit: Go mow some yards, bitch.

DrunkN
01-14-2013, 05:50 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-SZYZLfZ7E

Kong
01-24-2013, 11:28 PM
garfield minus garfield (http://garfieldminusgarfield.net)

Seahawk
01-24-2013, 11:36 PM
I found out where Kong comes from. (http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/11/25/singaporeans-are-the-worlds-least-emotional-people/)

Kong
01-24-2013, 11:52 PM
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_01/1786.png

Tails
01-24-2013, 11:57 PM
http://www.grated.com/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2012/1/

10 Funny Photobombs (http://www.grated.com/10-funny-photobombs/)

Kong
01-25-2013, 12:19 PM
garfield minus garfield (http://garfieldminusgarfield.net)
Click "Previous Comic" at least 10 times to give it a proper go. It is one of the most simple and brilliant comics I have ever seen. Albeit, a bit on the sad, depressing, lonely, insane side.

samejamesbond
01-25-2013, 05:04 PM
Pikachu on Acid:
Pikachu on Acid - YouTube

CrispyChicken
01-25-2013, 05:38 PM
I've seen that one lol. "Oh for fucks sake, Muk use acid!"

Even worse than that...

Pikamon (Pokémon Parody) - YouTube

Seahawk
01-28-2013, 03:33 AM
Eating nuts in space.

Mixed Nuts in Space - YouTube

More Canadians in space (http://www.youtube.com/user/canadianspaceagency)

Dudebro
01-28-2013, 06:52 PM
That pikachu one was pretty good, this is not-
Let me hear your war cry - YouTube

Seahawk
01-28-2013, 07:05 PM
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_01/1790.jpg

Slime Slayer
01-28-2013, 07:34 PM
Ugh... it's Video Game High School all over again.

Dudebro
02-01-2013, 01:38 PM
Does this make anyone elses eyes water?
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_02/1812.jpg

Tails
02-01-2013, 02:45 PM
No

Seahawk
02-01-2013, 09:44 PM
At Hastings today.

http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2826&stc=1&d=1359776672

bearhawk72
02-01-2013, 11:21 PM
Ray Lewis didn't kill no lion

TV Funhouse- Ray Lewis - Video Dailymotion (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1yzeo_tv-funhouse-ray-lewis_fun#.UQyiLfJrRPA)

samejamesbond
02-02-2013, 12:36 AM
Dog tries to fit stick through fence:
First World Dog Problem - YouTube

bearhawk72
02-05-2013, 11:34 PM
Something I made for no real reason.

Seahawk
02-10-2013, 08:30 PM
Kickstarter Open Source Death Star (http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/461687407/kickstarter-open-source-death-star)

Kickstarter Rebel Alliance X-Wing Squadron (http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/simonkwan/crowdfunding-rebel-alliance-x-wing-squadron?ref=category)

DrunkN
02-12-2013, 07:02 PM
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_02/1927.jpeg

Seahawk
02-12-2013, 07:13 PM
Wii U emulators already? I don't believe it for an instant.

DrunkN
02-15-2013, 05:26 PM
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_02/1939.jpg

Slime Slayer
02-15-2013, 07:15 PM
8/10, would eat off.

samejamesbond
02-19-2013, 11:34 PM
How to change a tire:
&#x202b;مواهب Ù…Ø*ظوره - prohibited talent&#x202c;&lrm; - YouTube

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Dudebro's Beard Was Attacked by the Meteor!
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_02/1956.jpg

Seahawk
02-20-2013, 03:42 PM
As an experiment a researcher made his students imprint their phones into a nourishment substrate for bacteria.

http://exploringtheinvisible.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/img_9331-e1360612840947.jpg?w=200&h=300http://exploringtheinvisible.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/img_9336-e1360613225293.jpg?w=195&h=300http://exploringtheinvisible.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/img_9329-e1360612624353.jpg?w=200&h=300

In pictures: bacteria grown from mobile phone imprints (Wired UK) (http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2013-02/19/bioart-microflora-mobile-phones)
The Smart Phone As A Vector | Exploring The Invisible (http://exploringtheinvisible.com/2013/02/11/the-mobile-phone-as-a-vector/)

Dudebro
02-21-2013, 06:20 PM
Nintendo announces new cross platform Mario Bros game-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf-2Imh6a54
Just click the link.

KATZ
02-21-2013, 08:42 PM
i sense jimmys have been rustled

Kugyince
02-21-2013, 08:50 PM
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_02/1961.jpg

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http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_02/1962.jpg

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http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_02/1963.jpg

Wolf
02-21-2013, 09:04 PM
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_02/1964.jpg

Dudebro
02-22-2013, 08:17 AM
This topic got pretty amusing all the sudden.

Seahawk
02-22-2013, 08:40 PM
The Taiwanese animated 3D news video strikes again.
Sony PS4 launch event falls flat - YouTube

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_02/1968.gif

Slime Slayer
03-01-2013, 07:07 PM
This was cool:
What's The Opposite Of Road Rage? - YouTube

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Dumpster diving:
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_02/1998.jpg

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Bwahahahahah NSFW language:
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_03/2002.jpg

Dudebro
03-01-2013, 08:31 PM
Well ain't he handsome.

Slime Slayer
03-01-2013, 08:40 PM
Well ain't he handsome.
He kinda looks like somebody I know...;)

Dudebro
03-01-2013, 08:42 PM
I know a guy who looks like that too.:\

Kong
03-03-2013, 10:40 AM
That dumpster pic is amazing.

KATZ
03-03-2013, 10:46 AM
of course kong would like the dumpster pic ;P

Dudebro
03-03-2013, 10:58 AM
I think it's staged. Looks too perfect.

Kong
03-03-2013, 11:27 AM
I bet it is a real thrift store dumpster.

Dudebro
03-03-2013, 12:16 PM
Well, I defer to the dumpster expert but I remain skeptical.

Slime Slayer
03-03-2013, 01:22 PM
If I recall correctly, it's a mom and pop game store, and everything in there is there for a reason, either broken, or defective in some way, or just a shell or whatever.

Kong
03-03-2013, 01:33 PM
Even if they were broken I'd take them all just to make some kind of art out of. A giant console fountain in the front yard would be amazing.

Slime Slayer
03-03-2013, 03:15 PM
I looked it up:
here's a close up (http://i.imgur.com/mncSyOs.jpg)
Edit: This happened in Chantilly, VA. An independent gamestore posted this on their facebook. I contacted them as soon as I saw it posted and they let me look over the systems they were going to recycle. Managed to salvage a few shells/jumper paks from n64s.
Edit 2: Here' the source of the original pic (http://www.facebook.com/eStarland)

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The original thread:
Ever wonder what you can find dumpster diving? : gaming (http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/19fbqt/ever_wonder_what_you_can_find_dumpster_diving/)

Seahawk
03-10-2013, 02:43 AM
Guy hacks Donkey Kong NES to replace Mario with Pauline so that his daughter can play as a girl.

http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2879&stc=1&d=1362904952

Donkey Kong: Pauline Edition - YouTube

Seahawk
03-10-2013, 10:41 PM
I went to the gaming segment of the SxSW (South by SouthWest) convention in Austin today. Bit of a drive but it was a good fun time.

Took a lot of pics but RU only allows 5 attached pics at a time.

Cosplay
http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2881&stc=1&d=1362976525

Tabletop
http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2882&stc=1&d=1362976231

There was an IPL event at the thing, the audience would occasionally start cheeing like mad throughout the show.
http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2883&stc=1&d=1362976271

Nintendo had a big booth to themselves, which makes sense since they are the main sponsor of the game segment.
http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2884&stc=1&d=1362976525

Bunch of game media, way more than what was pictured here. Didn't find any soundtracks I wanted tho =(.
http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2885&stc=1&d=1362976525

Not pictured:
-Tons of start up game companies
-Tons of start up game technology companies
-Tabletop card games booth (Magic, Pokemon, etc)
-LAN games booth
-Anime sales booth
-Retro games sales booth
-Generally video game art/geekery sales booth

Seahawk
03-10-2013, 10:49 PM
After I left SxSW I hunted down the arcade I had looked up earlier before I left for Austin. It took a while but I found it. It was very out of the way.

Start drooling.

Puzzle Fighter, TMNT, and Super SFII
http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2886&stc=1&d=1362976987

Super SFIV
http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2887&stc=1&d=1362977115

SFIII 3rd Strike
http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2888&stc=1&d=1362977115

Only reason I came. Dodonpachi Daifukkatsu.
http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2889&stc=1&d=1362977115

I am winner, but only because nobody else plays apparently =(.
http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2890&stc=1&d=1362977115

There was another arcade I wanted to look for but when I left UFO it was way too late. Another time.

Slime Slayer
03-10-2013, 11:26 PM
Sounds like a good time.

Dudebro
03-14-2013, 06:52 PM
In honor of the new old guy in the funny hat-

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_03/2036.jpg

DrunkN
03-14-2013, 07:27 PM
Metal Gear Sunrising - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=meJckIFWFR0)

Seahawk
03-18-2013, 01:03 AM
The Legend of Cage: Beneath the Mask - YouTube

Slime Slayer
03-26-2013, 12:06 AM
This is some nutty stuff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Syo5sI-iOg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Syo5sI-iOgY)
To summerize what's going on in laymens terms, the key to this glitch is Yoshi getting nothing in his mouth, but going through the normal actions as if he did, and when he spits out nothing, the game crashes. The reason is, when he spits something out it tries to excecute code, but no item = no code, the machine doesn't know what to do, so it freezes. In this case he gets the end screen is because he does the stuff with the fish before hand, the fish trigger a random number generator, since they move randomly. So they guy figured out how many fish bounces would it take to push the random number generator into just the right spot that the code to trigger the end screen would execute, instead of the normal game crash.

DrunkN
03-28-2013, 02:20 AM
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_03/2069.jpg

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Racing Valve - Гоночный кран - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yrmzr2Y52pA)

Tails
03-30-2013, 03:36 PM
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_03/2075.jpg

Dudebro
03-30-2013, 06:47 PM
Uncharted Waters Online has some great dialogue. Isn't that campus beautiful? I'm glad men came with me.

KATZ
03-30-2013, 07:55 PM
better with you than ON you

Dudebro
03-31-2013, 10:32 AM
Oh Katz you're such a clever wordsmith.

ZedIsDead
04-07-2013, 02:18 PM
Wilford Brimley Raps You Can't Touch Diabetes (MC HAMMER) NEW - YouTube

Dudebro
04-08-2013, 08:50 PM
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_04/2130.jpg

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_04/2131.jpg
I would wear this shirt until it fell off my back.

DrunkN
04-09-2013, 02:15 AM
Good ol' Days - YouTube!

KATZ
04-11-2013, 08:06 AM
Street Fighter 2 - Guile Theme Acapella - YouTube

(its attack of the dudebro)

TrakMastaTom
04-11-2013, 12:25 PM
Hahaha. Wow. That was incredible.

Dudebro
04-11-2013, 07:20 PM
I guess I need to post this-

Seahawk
04-11-2013, 08:19 PM
DB and his cat:
http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2906&stc=1&d=1365729548

Dudebro
04-12-2013, 01:01 PM
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_04/2137.jpeg

I'd wear that.

Kugyince
04-12-2013, 01:49 PM
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_04/2138.gif

Tails
04-12-2013, 01:59 PM
On a sonic kick DB?

Dudebro
04-12-2013, 02:53 PM
That's obviously not Sonic. I think his name is Harry Potter and he goes to Obama school.

StarfoxFan2009
04-13-2013, 12:59 PM
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_04/2139.jpg

RevJ
04-15-2013, 10:40 AM
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_04/2145.jpg

Seahawk
04-21-2013, 04:25 PM
World's oldest man EVER celebrates 116th birthday. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-22211753)

He's the last known man born before 1900 and still alive.


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Nostalgia Critic and AVGN show up in an anime - YouTube

bearhawk72
04-21-2013, 07:11 PM
Patton Oswalt's pitch for Star Wars Episode 7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5BBhNkywMJY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5BBhNkywMJY)

Seahawk
04-23-2013, 02:30 PM
Man Busted with Pot-Stuffed Pac-Man Machine (http://kotaku.com/man-busted-with-pot-stuffed-pac-man-machine-sheriff-ha-478102556)

He was looking for a really high score.

D.B. Cooper
04-24-2013, 09:26 AM
‘Holy Grail’ of video games valued at $38,000 bought at Goodwill for $8 (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/holy-grail-video-games-valued-38-000-bought-002435770.html)

Not sure about the facts in this article but I'm guessing some of you guys who are into collecting will tell us about it.

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http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_04/2176.jpg

DrunkN
04-25-2013, 10:41 PM
Twitter: The Comic (http://twitterthecomic.tumblr.com/)

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_04/2178.jpg

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http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_04/2194.jpg

Seahawk
04-25-2013, 10:43 PM
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_04/2194.jpg

http://www.retrouprising.com/video-games/all-other-games/3ds-members-list/t9835/p64/#post253175

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_04/2195.jpg

DrunkN
04-25-2013, 10:45 PM
http://www.retrouprising.com/video-games/all-other-games/3ds-members-list/t9835/p64/#post253175

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_04/2195.jpg
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_04/2197.png

Seahawk
04-25-2013, 10:54 PM
pony troll response

http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2934&stc=1&d=1366948475

jim5cents
04-26-2013, 10:17 AM
Lulz

Seahawk
04-26-2013, 05:02 PM
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_04/2194.jpg

Okay okay here's a legitimate response this time.
Also works on Xperia Play =P.

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_04/2222.jpg

Slime Slayer
04-27-2013, 02:07 PM
Never really gave fighting game bg's the respect they deserve, some of these are stunning, huge gallery:
Fighting Gifs - Imgur (http://imgur.com/a/GPlx4)

RevJ
04-27-2013, 08:02 PM
I should credit the model whose pic I posted about 10 posts ago.

She is: Oki Okami :D http://www.facebook.com/okiokami.model

Seahawk
04-28-2013, 06:06 PM
Baby ducks getting eaten:
Seagull snatches Baby Duck from a frantic Mother Duck - YouTube

Seagull Swallows Baby Duck (not for sensitive viewers) - YouTube

Duckling, lost and alone, is caught and eaten by a prowling Gull. - YouTube

Turtle Eats Duckling - YouTube

Slime Slayer
04-29-2013, 03:08 PM
Okay this is pretty good:

Game Dev Tycoon forces those who pirate the game to unwittingly fail from piracy &bull; News &bull; PC &bull; Eurogamer.net (http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-04-29-game-dev-tycoon-forces-those-who-pirate-the-game-to-unwittingly-fail-from-piracy)

TLDR: The studio releases a game development simulator. (point of the game is to manage a game development studio and try to be successful) If you pirated the game, rather than locking you out, or not starting up or whatever, they made it so all the games you make in the simulator will fail due to piracy, haha.

Kong
05-03-2013, 04:25 PM
"You look like you came outta a comic book" or "Badass - Imgur (http://imgur.com/a/bKHcH?gallery)

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Videogames Are Drugs - Dorkly Comic (http://www.dorkly.com/comic/51764/videogames-are-drugs)

CrispyChicken
05-03-2013, 04:49 PM
@Kong- That's hilarious!

Some guy posted on the site, one I thought was really funny.

Alcohol = Mario Party.

>Starts off fun with friends.
>The longer it goes on the louder you get.
>Eventually the night ends with everyone pissed off and yelling.
>It’s sad to do by yourself.

Seahawk
05-03-2013, 04:53 PM
We need a version/hack of Mario Party where Grab Bag (the original one where you actually gain/lose coins) is the only minigame.

DrunkN
05-12-2013, 01:47 AM
Ode to Garry's Mod - YouTube

Jason L. Davis
05-12-2013, 05:38 AM
This thread needs a little CHUCK! Chuck Norris CAN Divide by zero!

Tails
05-12-2013, 05:47 AM
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_05/2324.png

Jason L. Davis
05-12-2013, 06:42 AM
Yesssssss! Only another fist my friend, Only another fist!!

Slime Slayer
05-14-2013, 09:24 PM
Do A Google image search for: "Atari Breakout"

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@DN, I don't know I can't get it to work, lol. I ftgured you guys might have better luck.

bearhawk72
05-14-2013, 10:17 PM
Do A Google image search for: "Atari Breakout"

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@DN, I don't know I can't get it to work, lol. I ftgured you guys might have better luck.
You have to do an image search, not a regular search

Slime Slayer
05-14-2013, 10:53 PM
You have to do an image search, not a regular search
Yeah I know, might be my old version of FF I use, or maybe it's only MRKA!

Kong
05-15-2013, 03:27 PM
it's only MRKA!
Yep. Lick our butt.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et0Bssnm1mw

Seahawk
05-15-2013, 10:29 PM
Nintendo promotional VHS tape for their games lineup in 1996, given to retailers.

Nintendo of America E3 1996 Take Away Video (VHS Rip) - YouTube

Kong
05-16-2013, 09:43 PM
Evolution Fucked Your Shit Up: The World’s 50 Freakiest Animals | JamesGunn.com - Official Website for James Gunn (http://jamesgunn.com/2009/07/02/evolution-fucked-your-shit-up-the-worlds-50-freakiest-animals/)

bearhawk72
05-22-2013, 04:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV6SmY04WdE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rV6SmY04WdE)

RevJ
05-23-2013, 07:44 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV6SmY04WdE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rV6SmY04WdE)

Wow. She's not smiling though :(

DrunkN
05-23-2013, 08:14 AM
"Girl with a Pearl Earring" Finger Painting on iPad mini - YouTube

Dudebro
05-25-2013, 07:58 PM
I got two for you guys.

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_05/2391.jpg


and



The Goblin Shark, Disturbing One of a Kind Footage - YouTube
Be afraid.

Seahawk
05-29-2013, 03:02 AM
Really awesome series of developer commenttary on Conker's Bad Fur Day with Chris Seavor (design, graphics, Conker + most other voice), Chris Marlow (programmer + Great Might Poo voice), Shawn Pile (programmer).

*WARNING
Very lewd language, and insanely British.

CONKER'S BFD : DIRECTORS COMMENTARY PRT 1 - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgtAXCaSlpk)

Part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX8quGVx73U)
Part 3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArCLIIXMkQ)
Part 4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNFkrFp59FA)
Part 5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Hx7DL74nPs)
Part 6 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO4LuS_PzAY)

RIP old Rareware http://www.retrouprising.com/images/smilies/disapointed.png

Edit: I guess I should add that the series isn't done yet. Hoping they continue with it.

KATZ
05-29-2013, 12:10 PM
the automatic captions actually are very correct with what they are saying ._.

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As Seen on TV - a tribute to doing it wrong - YouTube

Kong
05-29-2013, 01:07 PM
Infomercial GIfs, because real life is hard. - Imgur (http://imgur.com/a/YET5a)

CrispyChicken
05-29-2013, 01:21 PM
Infomercial GIfs, because real life is hard. - Imgur (http://imgur.com/a/YET5a)

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_05/2396.gif

LOL

Dudebro
05-29-2013, 01:28 PM
You guys missed the best one-
Wax Vac - YouTube

I laugh out loud everytime. What kind of moron gets hurt cleaning their ears?

samejamesbond
05-29-2013, 02:44 PM
It's missing my favorite infomercial gif:
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_05/2397.gif

How could you? :excruciating:

Dudebro
05-30-2013, 12:53 PM
Some of you will cry.
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_05/2398.jpg

Seahawk
06-01-2013, 08:22 PM
How (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoOhPg9VIV0) long (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXWiG2B4zk) can (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoUsmKLILFw) you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzpkkpQimkk&list=PL44EC7D0EA609C560&index=12) last (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThTMD_fzpy8)

Kugyince
06-01-2013, 09:10 PM
3 seconds.

OmegaShadow
06-01-2013, 10:29 PM
The first one was brutally painful (and yet I still managed to sit through the whole thing). Compered to that, the second one was a refreashing reward. I didn't watch any of the others.

Seahawk
06-01-2013, 10:34 PM
#1 and #4 are especially painful and are therefore highly recommended.

CrispyChicken
06-02-2013, 12:12 AM
"Ok we're playing freakin' Kirby freakin' Super Star."

*stops watching*

CatalystiCam
06-02-2013, 12:18 AM
like a minute and a half for each one... The 1st and 4th are definitely the worst.

CrispyChicken
06-02-2013, 12:20 AM
Thor n' Loki - YouTube

You're welcome in advance.

Also new avatar in honor of this great video.

Seahawk
06-06-2013, 07:46 PM
I feel acheived.

http://www.retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2987&stc=1&d=1370565939

DrunkN
06-10-2013, 12:15 PM
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_06/2424.jpg

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http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_06/2429.png

Dudebro
06-10-2013, 01:08 PM
Cool except the fact that the Greyjoys are a bunch of pansies. In other words more prince Adam and less He Man.

Slime Slayer
06-13-2013, 02:49 AM
What people are googleing, in real time:
Google Trends - Hot Searches (http://www.google.com/trends/hottrends/visualize?nrow=15&ncol=15)

DrunkN
06-17-2013, 06:12 PM
Nintendo eShop - Spin the Bottle: Bumpie's Party Teaser Trailer #1 - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Q2bApv9U-3c)

CrispyChicken
06-17-2013, 07:02 PM
Nintendo eShop - Spin the Bottle: Bumpie's Party Teaser Trailer #1 - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Q2bApv9U-3c)

What.

Dudebro
06-19-2013, 11:14 AM
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_06/2480.jpg

Damn fine print!

samejamesbond
06-19-2013, 11:40 AM
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_06/2480.jpg

Damn fine print!

Jesus answers every prayer, sometimes the answer is no.
Sometimes.

Dudebro
06-19-2013, 12:34 PM
You obviously didn't read the fine print.

samejamesbond
06-19-2013, 08:57 PM
You obviously didn't read the fine print.

It's a quote from a 1979 Broadway Comedy Sister Mary Ignatius
Explains it All For You.

The play humorously contrasts the rigidness of the Christian Texts
and Modern (1970s) Society and how there are strong inconsistencies
between Catholicism and Practical Reality.

Your picture fit the concept perfectly.

Sister Mary Ignatius Explains It All For You - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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Team Fortress 2 - Super Smash Bros. 64 Intro - YouTube

Seahawk
06-21-2013, 06:14 PM
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_06/2493.jpg

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average_dark_souls_player.avi - YouTube

DrunkN
06-25-2013, 08:15 AM
http://youtu.be/J-JNgbNan_w

Dudebro
06-27-2013, 09:55 AM
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_06/2509.jpg

samejamesbond
06-27-2013, 07:12 PM
This, just this:
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_06/2510.gif

Dudebro
06-28-2013, 12:48 PM
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_06/2512.jpg

Seahawk
06-29-2013, 07:34 AM
Pizza cones.
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_06/2514.jpg
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_06/2515.jpg

DrunkN
07-01-2013, 10:40 AM
POV Crane Climb in Southampton, UK with James Kingston - GoPro HD Hero 3 Adventures (ORIGINAL) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=2Fs0hkdJzk8#t=0s)

Dudebro
07-02-2013, 10:30 AM
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_07/2522.png

This makes me smile every time I see it because I hear people talk like this.

Kong
07-02-2013, 11:44 AM
GeoGuessr - Let's explore the world! (http://geoguessr.com/)

Dudebro
07-02-2013, 12:09 PM
I got 6467 points first try, damn Australia looking like Mexico.

Seahawk
07-02-2013, 03:52 PM
8975 first go. Awesome game. Here's a variant of the game:

1. Go to one of these map sites
2. Disable all location information
3. Choose the random location selection
4. Find your way to the nearest airport so you can go back home.

There is a specific site set up for this, but I've forgotten what it was.

Kugyince
07-02-2013, 07:33 PM
9,225 First shot.

KATZ
07-02-2013, 07:56 PM
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_07/2523.png

first try...

Dudebro
07-02-2013, 09:14 PM
I guessed one so well I got almost 5k points for it alone. Then I failed the rest and my score sucked.

Slime Slayer
07-02-2013, 09:40 PM
10101, first try... boom!!! Pretty good considering my first guess was over 6000 kms away... Russia.

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Second place, turn 1 click to the left, see website on bus terminal ending in .jp.

bearhawk72
07-02-2013, 09:43 PM
10101, first try... boom!!! Pretty good considering my first guess was over 6000 kms away... Russia.

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Second place, turn 1 click to the left, see website on bus terminal ending in .jp.
I got one where right in the picture was the exit for Helsinki. That one was rather easy...

Dudebro
07-02-2013, 09:43 PM
9757 - My wife's first try

15988 - My wife's second try
GeoGuessr - Let's explore the world! (http://bit.ly/17GIFiH)

24240 - My wife's third try
http://bit.ly/18uxA7f

bearhawk72
07-03-2013, 12:27 PM
Art of the Instakill - YouTube