Retro Uprising's BEST THREAD EVER!!

[DrunkN]

YouTube - Volvic's FULL Length Old Tyrannosaurus Alan Ad!

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Silly version.
YouTube - Volvic With Electronic Sounds

[joz]

SJB this ones for you buddy.



YouTube - Pro Mexican Wrestler FALCON PAWNCH

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN5GlxRNk4A&feature=related)

[samejamesbond]

Nice.

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This guy is a pure geneous:
YouTube - You aint got no pancake mix!

[Seahawk]

USB powered popcorn maker =).

USB Popcorn Maker - Video

[samejamesbond]

Nice find!
Now I want to do that.

[Seahawk]

It looks like a pretty simple build. All he used was a metal containter, a jar lid, thermal paste, two heating lamps, and a self built USB cable that hooks up the lamps to the voltage and ground pins on the USB port.

[samejamesbond]

A pigeon interupted the Houston-Texas Game a few nights back, it just wouldn't leave.

Baseball Video Highlights & Clips | HOU@TEX: Bird's-eye view of home plate in Texas - Video | texasrangers.com: Multimedia (http://texas.rangers.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9439795&c_id=tex)

[RU Joe]

Those darn pigeons.
Next they'll be flying away with the ball or something.
Isn't it bad enough what they do to statues?

I don't even think this is real, but I found it to be funny when I came across it:

YouTube - PS3 vs Wii

[Seahawk]

Best freakin TAS I've seen in a while.

YouTube - DS Brain Age by 元 (Ryuto) in 04:08.1

[samejamesbond]

8 times 6 equals yes?
I knew it!

[Seahawk]

Who here has a bigger file on their computer?

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/475/bigfile.png

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Facebook Fail.

Language warning, NSFW.

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/9886/127940746523366.jpg

[Dudebro]

I just don't get how people can be so stupid about social networking sites.

[samejamesbond]

It's because they hide behind the safety of their computer.

[Dudebro]

But they're not hiding, that's the point. I don't get how some idiot can post sensitive stuff without realizing that other people will read it and it'll come back to bite them in the ass.

[CrispyChicken]

But they're not hiding, that's the point. I don't get how some idiot can post sensitive stuff without realizing that other people will read it and it'll come back to bite them in the ass.

Some people are just :bulgy-eyes: :P

[xXKing_KitsuneXx]

video by weezy waiter doing his own ad for the ford fiesta.
YouTube- Fiesta Is Full of Features. WheezyWaiter Is Just Full of It.

[samejamesbond]

I've heard of Weezy Waiter, but I never watched any of his skits.
Is he good?

[Seahawk]

This is where all bad guys in video games go when they die.

http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/1646/66whatyoudidntknowabout.jpg

[Dudebro]

Awesome find Seahawk, +1.

[Mareeps]

Morshu sings the Crash Man song.

YouTube - Shopkeeper Man

When King Harkinian gets his pillz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMFrp0EOVPY&videos=x-dTKfU-QGU

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Link was broken above, heres the 2nd video.

YouTube - What Happens When King Harkinian Gets His Pills

[xXKing_KitsuneXx]

I've heard of Weezy Waiter, but I never watched any of his skits.
Is he good?
i think he's kinda good probley not better then raywilliamjohnson but good

[Tails]

Crashman was turned gay. :(

[Dudebro]

@Tails- You say that like there's something wrong with being gay. Is that what you're implying?

[Dojah]

@Tails- You say that like there's something wrong with being gay. Is that what you're implying?
YouTube - Seinfeld (the we're not gay promo)

[Tails]

@Tails- You say that like there's something wrong with being gay. Is that what you're implying?
YouTube - CRASH!! (Let's do it) (English subs)

[Dudebro]

The video is funny Tails but it doesn't answer my question, you disapprove of him being gay for some reason?

[Tails]

For such a cool character.. it ruins his awesomeness.

[Dudebro]

There's a few ways you could've handled this situation fyi. Implying that being gay diminishes his awesomeness is probably one of the worst options you could've picked. Have some respect for people, there's nothing wrong with being gay.

[Tails]

You got this wacko bomb thrower.. who wants to do the screw driver to Megaman. It don't add up, Flashman adds up.

[Dudebro]

You should quit before you bury yourself. What you just posted sounded incredibly ignorant to me. ANY of the mega man characters could be gay and it wouldn't change anything. To say otherwise is insulting.

[samejamesbond]

For such a cool character.. it ruins his awesomeness.

I know a few lesbians, and they're nice people.

[Dudebro]

People are people regardless of gender or sexual preference.

[Tails]

and.. Crashman is a robot. It don't fit him.

[Dudebro]

Says you. The robots in Mega Man show human qualities. Why would sexuality be any different? You wouldn't have a problem with them being straight right?

[Tails]

classic megaman has nothing to do with sexuality, but when they force it, especially on someone like Crashman.. uuuugh.

[Dudebro]

Why does it matter to you though? By saying it matters you're saying it's wrong because he's gay.
Also isn't this just a humorous video? Are you saying they're making this in the actual games? Why is Cutman special, why can't he be gay? You seem to think Flashman is ok for this but not Cutman, doesn't make sense.

[Tails]

DB, where did Cutman come from?

Flashman obviously looks the part, the game is fun, but making fun as someone like Crashman.. bleh.

They made Heatman into a sex-crazed guy too. Then Bubbleman into Mr. lonely feel sorry for me I long for the sun. It just makes them look stupid.

[Dudebro]

DB, where did Cutman come from?I'm not a mega man fanatic, I forget all the stupid names. I know it ends in man though!

Flashman obviously looks the partOh so there's a certain look for gay people? Newsflash, people are gay from all walks of life.

but making fun as someone like Crashman.. bleh.Why because you like him? It doesn't matter who the character is.

It just makes them look stupid.That's fine and I have no problem with that. I just don't want to see people talking so negatively about gays, intentionally or not.

[Tails]

Cutman is one of my favorite robot masters fyi.

look at him, he looks like he's wearing mascara.

It's them all, but they went too far with Crashman.

You obviously do.

[Dudebro]

Cutman is one of my favorite robot masters fyi.
Doesn't matter at all.

look at him, he looks like he's wearing mascara.
This is an example of the wrong thing to say. You think all gays wear mascara? That sounds very ignorant.

You obviously do.
You're obviously getting the wrong idea. I only have a problem with the ignorant things your saying/implying about gays.


Btw if anyone wants to post something to change the subject please do. I don't want to debate this nonsense.

[samejamesbond]

Tails everytime you talk, the more respect I lose from you.
It's absurd, what's wrong with someones sexuality?

[Slime Slayer]

Holy crap guys this is ridiculous, Tails I got your back on this.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being upset that your favorite character is suddenly gay.
DB and SJB are trying to be something they are not here. I guarantee you that these guys would be upset if the circumstances were different and it was someone that they really liked.
I would be upset if the next street fighter came out and all the sudden Ryu was gay.
There is nothing wrong with being gay of course, and one of my favorite characters could very well be gay.
But you can't just take a character and change his sexual preference.
Example:
"Did you hear about the spideman 4? They made spider man gay!, there is a scene with sexual tension between him and the sandman!"
Ignore them Tails they are just being trolls.
(And if they disagree with my points above then they are bold faced liars.)

[Dudebro]

I do disagree and I'm not trolling.

DB and SJB are trying to be something they are not here. I guarantee you that these guys would be upset if the circumstances were different and it was someone that they really liked.I can't speak for SJB but as far as I'm concerned you're wrong. I'm not a homophobe, I don't think sexual preference should matter unless it's changing the established character, this is not.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with being upset that your favorite character is suddenly gay.Yes there is. To be upset because of a character sexuality is wrong. It's not like the Mega Man robots are strictly written as straight right? If they were then I'd agree it's wrong to change them but as far as I'm aware it's never come up until now.

I would be upset if the next street fighter came out and all the sudden Ryu was gay. Maybe Ryu is gay. Has there ever been any evidence to the contrary? Why would it matter? This reeks of homophobia.


You guys are entitled to feel however you want about this but I won't sit by and allow people to talk so negatively about homosexuality. Keep your homophobia to yourself.

[samejamesbond]

Holy crap guys this is ridiculous, Tails I got your back on this.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being upset that your favorite character is suddenly gay.
DB and SJB are trying to be something they are not here. I guarantee you that these guys would be upset if the circumstances were different and it was someone that they really liked.
I would be upset if the next street fighter came out and all the sudden Ryu was gay.
There is nothing wrong with being gay of course, and one of my favorite characters could very well be gay.
But you can't just take a character and change his sexual preference.
Example:
"Did you hear about the spideman 4? They made spider man gay!, there is a scene with sexual tension between him and the sandman!"
Ignore them Tails they are just being trolls.
(And if they disagree with my points above then they are bold faced liars.)

http://www.brawlsnapshots.com/snapshots/77635.jpg

Steven, we're having a plesant arguement, there's no need to overreact and label us
as trolls. There's nothing wrong with your sexuality, it's as simple as that.

I'm just finding it strange Tails even has a problem with it.
I wouldn't care if Captain Falcon was homosexual, he's still just as awesome.

There was only one robot master that crept me out, Clown Man.
He could give a man nightmares.

[Slime Slayer]

This is not about sexual preference, this is about changing characters.
I would be pissed if:
Ryu was suddenly a girl.
Ryu was suddenly a different race.
Ryu was suddenly racist.
Ryu was suddenly a sumo wrestler.
And if Ryu was suddenly gay.
C'mon guys get a life, and get off Tails back.

[Dudebro]

Ryu was suddenly a girl.
Ryu was suddenly a different race.
Ryu was suddenly a sumo wrestler
Those are all cosmetic and would obviously alter the character. Being racist or gay would not change anything. If you disagree please give me an example of how being gay would alter Ryu suddenly.

C'mon guys get a life, and get off Tails back.
You're saying it like we're targeting Tails to troll him, that really isn't true. Can't you accept that we disagree with what he's saying and/or implying?

[Slime Slayer]

Okay DB, you and SJB are perfect little angels, we get it.

[Dudebro]

I don't wanna fight with you guys about this and I'm not saying I'm perfect. All I'm saying is being a gay character doesn't mean it has to change anything about him or her. Ryu is a good example. If he was suddenly revealed to be gay it wouldn't change anything unless the devs decided to add some gay storyline. Other than that it wouldn't have to change anything about him. It's not like him being gay would mean he'd have to use rainbow hadoukens.

I can understand it being upsetting to make a character gay if they're known to be straight in the established storyline. But even then it's just another plot line, it shouldn't matter but obviously it does.

So yeah, let's not fight steven. I got a surprise for you-
I bought DQ9 tonight

[Slime Slayer]

I bought DQ9 tonight

I am sincerely shocked at the size of the smile that came across my face. It was a little weird. Your gonna love it.

[Dudebro]

I'm glad I could bring a smile to your face despite our little spat. Btw the game better be good after how much you praised it! I read up on it but having someone I know say it's good goes a long way.

[Slime Slayer]

I'm glad I could bring a smile to your face despite our little spat. Btw the game better be good after how much you praised it! I read up on it but having someone I know say it's good goes a long way.

Don't sweat it DB, I guarantee you'll love it. If you havent started yet, dont worry about that really long annoying camera angle at the start of the game, it goes away quickly and hasnt come back yet for me.

[Tails]

YouTube - Megaman 10 - Special Stage 3 Ballade REMIX auto-tune with added lyrics

What is so freaking cool about Enker, Quint, Punk, and Ballade? o.o

[samejamesbond]

I officially found the Trippiest Video on YouTube.
Is there any stranger video that you can find?

Warning this video may blow your mind:
YouTube - cows & cows & cows

[Slime Slayer]

Mind officially blown.

[Dudebro]

Everyone rate SJB up for posting that. I was skeptical at first but that video is all kinds of epic.

[Slime Slayer]

Everyone rate SJB up for posting that. I was skeptical at first but that video is all kinds of epic.
Done, I was also skeptical, but my it gets hypnotic in a hurry, I'm pretty sure if it was set to loop I'd be a goner.

[tanc24]

I don't know. ??? For me it was trippy, but not epic.

I definitely liked the spiders.

[Dojah]

Great vid SJB.

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This is a trippy video I remember watching back when I was young.
NSFW
YouTube - Darkness.Light.Darkness.

[samejamesbond]

That's a wierd video.

[StarfoxFan2009]

That video was hilariously creepy SJB

[tanc24]

That last video is a perfect example of why I don't frequent Youtube!
Seriously, what the hell was the creator thinking?

[Dudebro]

I thought that last video was fantastic. What bothered you about it Tanc?

[tanc24]

Nothing bothered me about it, I just sat there watching it saying to myself: What is the point here? What was the creator trying to say?

I trip out on stuff like that. It's probably me overanalyzing, but I just can't grasp the concept of the last two videos. They just don't do it for me, I can't explain why.

@ DB : What did you find fantastic about either of the last two videos?

[Dudebro]

Well the first video was just cool, that's why I called it epic. The second video was like a work of art imo. I think it purposely doesn't tell you what's going on so you'll question it. Regardless of any of that though I just like what they did with the clay, it seemed alive. That must've taken a lot of effort and skill. I say fantastic because I consider it an accomplishment.

[tanc24]

I can see that reasoning. For me, the first video was pretty cool, the 2nd one was just odd. The clay-mation was definitely impressive, though.

[Kong]

Is there any stranger video that you can find?
This one's about 10 years old.

YouTube - Shrooms and DMT Flashback! (Shpongle- Divine Moment of Truth)

[samejamesbond]

This video finally soves the question of what happens when you throw a rock into a washing machine:
And I'm shocked at how insane the machine becomes. (Fastfoward to :53)

YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

[DrunkN]

Highlander in 30 seconds with bunnies. (http://www.angryalien.com/0905/highlanderbuns.asp)

[joz]

I thought this was hilarious!

YouTube - Greys In Anime

[Mareeps]

YouTube - Falcon Punch Annoying Man (Fallout 3 Tenpenny Tower)

[Seahawk]

The latest TAS of Super Mario 64. It's beaten even faster, in just over 5 minutes.

YouTube - Super Mario 64 "0 star" TAS by SilentSlayers, sonicpacker, Moltov, Kyman, and Johannes in 5:05.08

[ZedIsDead]

http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/1475/demotivationalpostersin.jpg

[DrunkN]

That's a funny one Tiamat.
YouTube - King K. Harkinian
(http://www.youtube.com/user/commandergwonam?blend=3&ob=4#p/u/48/OupoUgII88s)

[CrispyChicken]

Haha nice NinjaT, I got one too.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3U4q5j-1gEA/Snn87Ff2FWI/AAAAAAAABzU/vOUktbwd-UA/s400/small_in+soviet+russia.jpg

@Joz- I think it would of been funnier if someone like Adult Swim did it. Would of been cruder and funnier in my opinion.

[Mareeps]

@tiamat
Perfect for a sig.

[Dudebro]

I think that blonde guy in NTs pic is Kevin Nash from wrestling fame. I forget where but I believe I saw him dressed like that and with that hair do. Could be wrong but it seems right.

[StarfoxFan2009]

That picture is from the movie The Punisher. underrated movie but good action

like so: http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/artisan_entertainment/the_punisher/kevin_nash/punisher.jpg

[DrunkN]

YouTube - Stan the Superhero

[DrunkN]

YouTube - Stormtrooper Hits Head(Star Wars Fail) HD

[elrod21]

I never noticed that before DN. That was funny. :D

[RU Joe]

The Punisher (non - Dolph version) was awesome!
I really got a kick out of the part where the Cowboy came into the diner and openly announces his intentions to kill The Punisher .. in SONG no less!

It was a movie with a lot of emotion, like The Hulk or maybe Spiderman 3.

[Kong]

YouTube - Hand Han Solo - Boob Grope

[elrod21]

Another good one Kong. Han must have been short for Handsy. ;)

[DrunkN]

EPIC. Great find Kong.

[fenrir1887]

Yeah it is. I'm impressed with all of these.

[samejamesbond]

This can't be the best thread ever without the incredible preaching baby:
YouTube - Baby Preacher Translated With Subtitles

[Dudebro]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/unyobroyo/AlBundy.jpg
I love it.

[Seahawk]

I went with out to eat with my buddy tonight.

Whoa, looks like that arcade game is frozen.
http://retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1595&stc=1&d=1292482902

Wait, no way, it can't be.....!!

http://retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1596&stc=1&d=1292482902

An arcade game running on Windows with a blue screen!! A blue screen of death is always reason to celebreate.:victory:

And then, my Galaga score:
http://retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1597&stc=1&d=1292483012

It's got nothing on the high score though 0_o;.

[elrod21]

Too funny! Nothing like a BSOD to ruin your gaming day. Arcade games should just not run on windows.

[Kong]

Arcade games should just not run on windows.I can't tell what game that is but most likely they are running MAME in a real cab because the original PCB is missing or broken.

[Seahawk]

I can't tell what game that is but most likely they are running MAME in a real cab because the original PCB is missing or broken.

Nah.
The game is Need for Speed Underground. It's a Windows PC game with some "Arcade" screens and a coin insert slapped on. No computer would be able to run such advanced graphics on MAME.

That, and if it were running MAME I could think of a ton of more interesting driving games they could put on :D.

[Seahawk]

I don't like Final Fantasy 10, yet I can't stop laughing at this.

Final Fantasy X: Funny Fansub Gallery (http://www.squidoo.com/fansub)
FFX Funny Fansub Gallery, Part II (http://www.squidoo.com/fansub2)

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i181/auronlu/fansub/alpuss.jpghttp://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i181/auronlu/fansub/findingpeg.jpg
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i181/auronlu/fansub/flabbiness.jpghttp://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i181/auronlu/fansub/launchface-1.jpg

[RU Joe]

Yes, launching a face is an awesome idea!

http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/items/assist/images/assist06/assist06_070828.jpg

[Slime Slayer]

Weird, I had a post dissapear in this thread, it was just pointing out to SH that Galaga will accept another quarter to continue, so the guy might have put 2 bucks in... but the post is gone.

[RU Joe]

That is weird, SC, did you hit a key on your keyboard by mistake?

[fenrir1887]

It's possible. It can happen to anybody.

[DrunkN]

i don't like final fantasy 10, yet i can't stop laughing at this.

final fantasy x: Funny fansub gallery (http://www.squidoo.com/fansub)
ffx funny fansub gallery, part ii (http://www.squidoo.com/fansub2)

epic!!

[RU Joe]

By the smell of the light, nothing is seen wrong in those subs.
My energetic thought coming from Animes subated in the same way!

Looks like untranslatable cultural references and perhaps small language problems to me - but still, way better than if they 'Americanized' it.
Cowboy Bebop case in point.

[DrunkN]

YouTube - Granny Pwns Jerk in a Fancy Car
Low viewed video, this has potential for viral!

[Slime Slayer]

This video was viral about 6 years ago.

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The same video with well over a million views.
YouTube - granny airbag

---------- Post added at 07:00 AM ---------- Previous post was at 07:00 AM ----------

The same video with well over a million views.
YouTube - granny airbag

[samejamesbond]

It doesn't seem that realistic to me.

[DrunkN]

This video was viral about 6 years ago.
Oh well. I got a laugh out of it at the very least.

[RU Joe]

Someone showed me this video.
Perhaps you have seen it before yourselves.
I find it to be quite lovely.

YouTube - ?81???????????????????

[samejamesbond]

This wouldn't be the BEST thread ever without the worst response of all time:
YouTube - Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question

[RU Joe]

Now, I don't say this very often, but she seems about as smart as the store mannequin that was wearing that dress ...
{maybe she drew a blank under stress}, but man, I seriously hope she is the exception rather than the rule in 'U.S.' America, uh, I mean, South Africa, uh, I mean, Iraq ...

Kelly Bundy, is that you?

YouTube - Kelly Bundy - Tribute

[Seahawk]

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/yucky.gif

I challenge anyone to find a more unhealthy nutrition facts label.

[Dudebro]

I think I can beat that but I don't have stuff like that in my house. When I go to the supermarket I'll try to remember to check. Btw what is that?

[samejamesbond]

I'm sure you can find worse on some candy labels.

[Seahawk]

I'm sure you can find worse on some candy labels.

What candy has more than 690mg of cholesterol and 2090mg of sodium!?

[RU Joe]

Sea, what the heck is that label from?
No, no, wait.
Please don't tell us yet, this will be way more fun trying to guess what it is.
:dont-know::\
My guess:
Cheesecake.

http://conpanna.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/raspberry.cheesecake.jpg

I had some cheesecake once that I swear I almost had a heart attack after eating :love-over:, but it was just soooo nice and rich and creamy that I couldn't help myself.:eat:
Maybe some of you guys know what I'm talking about.
It's almost like when you get a bag of really good chips, and you just can't stop eating them.

[Slime Slayer]

Sea, what the heck is that label from?
No, no, wait.
Please don't tell us yet, this will be way more fun trying to guess what it is.
:dont-know::\
My guess:
Cheesecake.

http://conpanna.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/raspberry.cheesecake.jpg

I had some cheesecake once that I swear I almost had a heart attack after eating :love-over:, but it was just soooo nice and rich and creamy that I couldn't help myself.:eat:
Maybe some of you guys know what I'm talking about.
It's almost like when you get a bag of really good chips, and you just can't stop eating them.

I'm bad with chips, what I do now is when I think I've had enough, is I'll take one last monster mouthful, this buys me time to actually roll up the bag and put them away and return to my seat before my mouthful is done. Works quite well.

[RU Joe]

SC:
this buys me time to actually roll up the bag and put them away and return to my seat before my mouthful is done. Works quite well.Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I love it!
Only one question, how do you keep from going back for more?
I'm fortunate to have other people who I can get to save me from myself {by giving the bag to them}.
Anyhow, what do you think Sea's label is from?

[Slime Slayer]

Once I'm back on the couch I just rely on my laziness to not want to go get more I guess.

I have no idea what SH's lable is from, maybe a box of hamburger helper or something?

[Mareeps]

A box of lard, maybe?

[warghoul]

I have no idea but I bet it tastes awesome!

[Kong]

Seahawk's is Swanson Hungry Man TV Breakfast.
X-Entertainment: The Worst Breakfast Ever. (http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/)

Here is a Hungry Man TV Dinner
http://www.starling-fitness.com/wp-content/nutritionfacts.jpg

More Saturated Fat and Sodium. A lot less Cholesterol. About the same serving size.

However, look at the serving size. 450 Grams. That is a full meal. Most serving facts are just for portions of meals. I bet 450 grams of hot dogs or pork brains in milk gravy or candy or most other junk food would be far worse, they just don't tell you to eat 450 grams of them at once.

A nice restaurant would be worse.
Cheesecake Factory Nutrition Facts: Full Menu Data at Last! (http://calorielab.com/news/2007/07/28/calorie-pusher-comes-to-town-the-cheesecake-factory-hits-rochester/)

I know some work out supplements tell you to mix a scoop of their protein powder with a gallon of whole milk per serving. Stuff with names like Weight Gain 5000. I know because I bought some when I was in 7th grade.

That would be
Serving Size 4,000 Grams
Calories 2560
Total Fat 192%
Saturated Fat 400%
Cholesterol 176%
Sodium 80%
Protein 272%
Plus whatever is in the powder.

[Dudebro]

I just read that article and looked at the pictures, wow. That has got to be the worst food I've seen. I'm already wary of bacon as it is, that stuff from the meal almost made me blow chunks.

[elrod21]

Wow! That is a scary breakfast. If I wasn't already feeling sick this morning, I would be now. :sick:

[Seahawk]

Aww Kong sniffed out my source =(.

I looked at that Cheesecake Factory, and, wow. Some happy facts listed below.

Name_____________________Calories____Sat Fat______Sodium____Carbs
Pasta Carbonara______________1,592______58_________736__ ____117
Shepherd’s Pie_______________1,178______38 _________3,211_____55
Beef Ribs___________________ 2,306______74_________1,613_____110
Morning Quesadilla____________2,015______62_________4,347_ ____91

Remember that these are for one meal and the recommended daily intake values for the whole day are:
2000 calories
20g sat fat
2400mg sodium
300g carbohydrates

I just read that article and looked at the pictures, wow. That has got to be the worst food I've seen. I'm already wary of bacon as it is, that stuff from the meal almost made me blow chunks.

Here, it's Kid's Cuisine. For kids.
http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics3/kid15.jpg
X-Entertainment - Kid Cuisine Microwave TV Dinners (http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/589.html)

[Dudebro]

I've had better food in public school.

Btw I would eat that Shepards pie regardless of the sodium explosion. Something about shepards pie just tempts me too much.

[Slime Slayer]

It's a little known fact that places like Applebbee's, T.G.I.Fridays ect. are worse for you than Mcd's, BK ect.

[Alice]

I'm here.
This thread just leveled up.

[jim5cents]

Not with that avatar it didn't.

YouTube - Puppy Bowl Classic: Puppy Play

[RU Joe]

You got something against rainbow ponies, Jim?
It could be worse, you know ...

http://toyxplosion.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/good-luck-troll-dolls.jpg
Far, far worse.

[Alice]

it's not a rainbow pwny it's a gay unicorn.

[barnawesome]

You sure?

[Dudebro]

a gay unicorn.
Isn't that a bit redundant? ;)

[RU Joe]

it's not a rainbow pwny it's a gay unicorn.
It's still not a Troll, so I approve.

http://richardpurnell.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/yosemite-sam.jpg

{OOOOHHH I hates them Trolls!}

[Alice]

Isn't that a bit redundant? ;)
absolutely.

[DrunkN]

YouTube - Tarako - Weird Japanese Commercial

[Slime Slayer]

YouTube - Pretel Best Intrumental with Vocalist

[Dudebro]

@DN-I think Bobby Hill said it best-
This must be what madness is like@steven- that's cool that a video game song won but the grammys suck. I saw that lame lady antebellum song win song of the year and I was stunned.

[DrunkN]

Wow, that had to be the most unenthusiastic crowd I've ever seen.

Always wise to quote the boy, my friend.

[samejamesbond]

What video game was that song made for?

[Slime Slayer]

Civ 4.

[DrunkN]

Just read this, thought it was awesome.

Chuck Norris was born May 6,1945.
The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945.
Coincidence? I think not.

[Dudebro]

Would be funny if he was actually born on that date. Btw I can't believe he's 70 now. He looks more like 50, death must be afraid of him.

Oh and this-
http://theappetizer.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/chuck-norris-300.jpg

[warghoul]

he was actualy born March 10, 1940
but i like the other way better

[DrunkN]

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb25/cheffdonty/konggggg.jpg

[Kong]

So that is supposed to be me and Dudebro right? You want to explain the rest?

[Tails]

I think he meant telling Nintendo about RU.

[Kugyince]

It's an old meme he's used to imply how you'd react if you accidentally informed Nintendo about RU, even though Nintendo already knows about us.

[Dudebro]

Wait that's me? I thought the guy in the picture had just an under chin beard like Lincoln. Either way I thought it was funny.

[DrunkN]

even though Nintendo already knows about us.
In my defense, I was in a hurry to come up with dialogue.

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YouTube - Meet the Traitor, Your Majesty!

Mild NSFW.

[StarfoxFan2009]

Here's a quick joke for you guys:

Chuck Norris hit the lottery once. it was pronounced dead at the scene

[DrunkN]

YouTube - Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.....(fight scene).

[joz]

YouTube - Crazy Mexican Wrestling Midget

[DrunkN]

Double whamie

YouTube - Guile Theme goes with everything - Card Crusher

YouTube - greatest anime entrance of all time

[samejamesbond]

Creepiest Cricket Fan:
YouTube - Creepiest Cricket Fan Ever

[jim5cents]

The chick behind that dude has a killer smile.

[Kong]

A guy in green wipes a booger on his face.

[samejamesbond]

I didn't notice that. I was concentrating on the creepy guy.

[Slime Slayer]

I've never been a prouder Canadian:
YouTube - better than evil knievel! it's ray!

[samejamesbond]

Picking your Baseball team:
http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/imageswhat-baseball-team-should-I-root-for.jpg

Even as a Yankees fan, that was still funny.

[Kong]

Go KC Royals.

[samejamesbond]

I thought you're from Texas.

[Slime Slayer]

No, he just has a thermos full of gravy.

[Seahawk]

So I was at Cici's with my friend tonight and as usual we ate together. After eating we went into the arcade expecting to play Galaga/Ms. Pac Man as usual, but Cici's had switched out the arcade since the last time we had gone, and instead of Ms. Pac Man there was one of these...
http://www.primetimeamusements.com/pics1/donkeykongJR.jpg

Freakin' yeah! A Mario Bros.+Donkey Kong + Donkey Kong Jr. arcade cabinet!
So we spent way more money than usual on this thing. Heck, I played my first multiplayer coop arcade game in years!

http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/1574/mariobros.png

The main event for me was Mario Bros., on which I hit a pretty decent score, especially considering that this machine was set to give only one extra life (default is a life at every 30,000). After a few plays I got to phase 26. I'm #3 on the image above. Not too bad!

It was a seriously awesome time.

[DrunkN]

NSFW
YouTube - Contra WITH LYRICS

[joz]

Not that great and you should put a NSFW spoiler on that DN.

[elrod21]

@Seahawk - That is epic. I keep hoping I run into one of those machines, but no luck so far.

@DrunkNinja - That brings back memories. I had a friend once that was so bad at video games he couldn't beat contra with the 30 life code. It was pretty sad. :p

[Tails]

@Seahawk - That is epic. I keep hoping I run into one of those machines, but no luck so far.
My friend IRL owns an arcade right up the street with:

Pinballs:
-Judge Dredd
-Doctor Who
-Space Jam
————–
Arcade Games:
CLASSICS
-Donkey Kong (currently being fixed)
-Ms. Pac Man
-Dig Dug
-Millipede
-Battlezone (rare version without periscope)
-Robotron/Joust combo
-Missile Command/Centipede
-Galaga
-Asteroids Deluxe (down AGAIN! aaaagh!)
-Punch-Out
-Arkanoid
-Karate Champ
———
FIGHTERS
-Marvel vs Capcom 2
-Mortal Kombat II
-Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3
-Street Fighter III: Third Strike
-Killer Instinct
-Killer Instinct 2
-Capcom vs SNK 2
-Guilty Gear XX Accent Core
-Vampire Savior
-Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure
-Super Street Fighter II Turbo
-Project Justice
-Breakers Revenge
-Garou Mark of the Wolves
**Other fighting game boards that can be swapped**
-Martial Masters
-Guilty Gear XX Slash
-Virtua Fighter 4
-Super Gem Fighter
-Cyberbots
-King of Fighters 1998, 1999, 2002, 2003
-Samurai Showdown II, III, IV, V
-Darkstalkers
-Mortal Kombat 4
-Street Fighter Alpha 1, 2 or 3
-Saturday Night Slam Masters II
-X-Men: Children of the Atom
-X-Men vs Street Fighter
-Hyper Street Fighter II: Anniversary Edition
-Real Bout Fatal Fury 2
-Last Blade 2
————
SPORTS, DRIVING, SIDE SCROLLING, SHOOTING and everything else
-Dance Dance Revolution Extreme
-Hydro Thunder
-Area 51 Site 4
-Atomik Punk 2 (AKA Bomberman World)
-Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo
-Magical drop III
-Alien vs Predator
-Neo Turf Masters
-Virtua Tennis
-X-Men (6-player)
-The Real Ghostbusters (3-player)
-Point Blank 2
-Ninja Assault
-Captain Commando (4-player)
-Gunblade NY
-Smash TV
-TMNT (4-player)
-Sunset Riders
-Dungeons & Dragons: Tower of Doom
-Metal Slug X
-Baseball Stars 2
-Blazing Star
-Windjammers
-Crazy Taxi High Rollers (Coming soon)
-Time Crisis 2 (Coming soon)
-Sengoku 3
Other arcade boards that can be swapped or you will find in our SuperGun cabinet
-Metal Slug 1,2, 3,4 or 6
-Top Hunter
-Battle Circuit
-Armored Warriors
-Ninja Combat
-Cadillacs and Dinosaurs
-Progear
-3 Count Bout
-Strikers 1945
-Strikers 1945 III
-Mega Man 2 the Power Fighters
-Dynasty Wars
-The Punisher
-Arabian Magic
-ESWAT
-Two Crude
-Double Dragon
-Soccer Brawl
-Shock Troopers 2nd Squad
-Knights of the Round
-Red Hawk
-Qix
-Gemini Wing
-Gondomania
-Red Hawk
-Metamorphic Force
-Final Fight
-Meta Fox
-Shinobi
-Neo Bomberman
-Aerofighters 2
-Baseball Stars Professional


+ consoles there. Also has a game store where I may just do most of my shopping..

[Tails]

http://fc51.deviantart.com/fs40/f/2009/054/b/0/Big_and_Frog_by_kbaily.jpg

[Mareeps]

Me and my friend were taking turns on QWOP when he did this:

[Dudebro]

YouTube - Carlin Step by DJ Steve Porter & DJ Eli Wilkie (Agent 001)
George Carlin in a rap song? Who knew it would make so much sense. Another homerun for DJsteveporter.

[Seahawk]

Continued from these (http://retrouprising.com/other/chat/venting-board-more-work-mods/t1351/p31/#post178428) two (http://retrouprising.com/other/chat/venting-board-more-work-mods/t1351/p31/#post178545) posts.

After doing research I decided to get a Nvidia GT 440 to replace my ailing 8600 GTS. I had to get something small because my case is small, and something that didn't draw too much power as my power supply maxes out at 375W.

Here it is fresh from the packaging.
http://retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1914&stc=1&d=1302581804

It's a bit smaller than my old one.
http://retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1918&stc=1&d=1302581804

Here it is plugged in....
http://retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1916&stc=1&d=1302581855

Here's a view of the entire inside of the case.
http://retrouprising.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1917&d=1302581729

Success! Now I can play games again without fear of melting down my computer. The only downside is that the fan is noisiser.You can't win them all. It has a higher performance than the old one, and still uses less power. I'm pleased with the progression of technology.

Now I have to figure out what to do with the old one. Hmm.

[DrunkN]

YouTube - nqtv's Channel (http://www.youtube.com/user/nqtv?blend=1&ob=4#p/u/17/XVqGyD0SsPc)
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQn7K5LuwwtbCCo9BIeIqJzo6Zl5vB7g 8esAPukuYm7jzV_-LgpqA

[Seahawk]

NON-STOP NYAN CAT! (http://www.nyan.cat/)

[joz]

That was golden Seahawk! Where did you find that thing?

[Seahawk]

A link on 4chan.

Here's the hardcore version.

Nyan Extreme Edition (http://slowbro.org/)

(Good god it's so catchy, nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyananyanyanyanyanya)
(http://slowbro.org/)

[joz]

Nice. So do you own any cats of your own or are you just into this sort of thing?>

[RU Joe]

It's delicious, meow!

YouTube - Ni Hao Nyan Commercial

[joz]

YouTube - Printer Scares Cat, Cat Fights Back

[Tails]

Figured DBZ/Megaman fans would like this.

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs36/i/2009/184/a/a/X_and_Dr_Light_HADOUKEN_by_Akira_Hikari.png

[joz]

@ Tails: yep +1

[Dudebro]

That cat is awesome Joz. I love the look in his eyes and his boxing stance. +1

[joz]

I know right?! The Mrs and I laughed hard at the end.

[DrunkN]

YouTube - ‪Extended: TuneUp Ad feat. Biz Markie & Andy Milonakis‬‏

[barnawesome]

Time for me to add sometin'

YouTube - ‪Fresh Prince of Bel Air Intro‬‏





50th post!?

[Dudebro]

I finally found a copy of this great scene from Squidbillies so I figured I should post it's awesomeness in the best thread ever-
NSFW because the lyrics are graphic
YouTube - ‪Squidbillies: Hoofprints‬‏

[samejamesbond]

Here's a vid for Tenser (NSFW):
YouTube - ‪Tosh gets Raped by Ben Roethlisberger‬‏

[joz]

nsfw

YouTube - ‪Horny Durex balloons‬‏

[Slime Slayer]

Bwahahhaahahahahahahha!!!
YouTube - ‪Have you ever had a dream like this?‬‏

[DrunkN]

E3 in five seconds.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmg9idcDu11qzrlhgo1_r1_400.gif

[barnawesome]

So far this topic is failing to deliver.
Right away this thread stank,Dudebro even said so, but now its wicked awesome.

[Dudebro]

Maybe that was NTs plan all along. Make the first post so unawesome that it becomes wicked awesome in hindsight. Or maybe it just sucked.

Btw wicked? Do you live around Massachusetts or do they say that much in other areas? Seems like it's usually associated with the Boston accent thing.

[DrunkN]

Btw wicked? Do you live around Massachusetts or do they say that much in other areas? Seems like it's usually associated with the Boston accent thing.
Meh, I here and I don't live around Boston. Then again, we come from around the same place...

[Dudebro]

I'm not saying I agree with the stereotype but I hear it constantly.

[DrunkN]

I'm not saying I agree with the stereotype but I hear it constantly.
Pardon me, I had meant to say "I hear it a lot".

I think it's mostly used when you're displaying the fact that you are exaggerating a bit.

[Dudebro]

New England slang that adds emphasis. Synonymous with really (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=really), very (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=very) and hella (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hella).
Case closed? ;)

[ZedIsDead]

The first post just sucked, but I redeemed myself near the end of the first page.

[Slime Slayer]

Case closed? ;)
I've heard it on the east coast but is synonymous with cool.

[Dudebro]

People give me crap when I slip up and say it. Around here it's almost exclusively associated with the Boston accent thing. And for the record I don't talk like that, you can ask Cam if you don't believe me. I don't approve of speaking like a moron.

[jim5cents]

YouTube - ‪eHarmony Video Bio‬‏


Personally, I think she is kinda cute.

[warghoul]

She gesticulates excessively and I don't like her voice. Why did you post this?

---------- Post added at 10:39 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:38 AM ----------

Never mind I watched more I get it.

[jim5cents]

Yeah, you gotta be a little patient...you can skip to about 45 sec mark.

[CrispyChicken]

@Jim- Maybe she should go on eHarmony for cats :p Because she seems to be interested more in cats than a human :p

[Dudebro]

I don't believe it. Why would she make that video and then post it after seeing how much she ended up crying? I mean yeah, maybe she's really crazy but she doesn't seem THAT crazy before the 45 sec mark.

She'd be perfect for this guy-
YouTube - ‪BEDAZZLED ~ Sensitive ~ Elliott Wish ?‬‏

[Kong]

Maybe a "friend" found it and posted it to embarrass her.
Or maybe she is so crazy she doesn't know she is crazy.
Or maybe she is acting.

I'm going to go with #3, followed by #1.

[Tails]

http://www.crackajack.de/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/seenthisdog.jpg

[Dudebro]

Funny, and creepy.

[Tails]

My friend OasisX finds the best images, here's another.

[DrunkN]

My friend OasisX finds the best images, here's another.
That's a good one.
NSFW
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_L8XUnsKDSJM/TKXwNQRmrHI/AAAAAAAAACU/tOI4r0xNtck/s1600/1275361735436.png

[Tails]

Here's a Batman one.

[samejamesbond]

Greatest Win in all of Fighting Games:

http://h4.abload.de/img/hghdeadpoolbth7.gif

[Tails]

You'd understand if you know who Char Aznable of Mobile Suit Gundam is. :p

@SJB: Nice.

[DrunkN]

You'd understand if you know who Char Aznable of Mobile Suit Gundam is. :p

@SJB: Nice.
Meh, didn't seem much more than a pun to me.

Minor NSFW
YouTube - ‪Epic Mobile Suit Gundam Moment #1, Char's Headshot‬‏

[StarfoxFan2009]

YouTube - ‪Star Fortress 64 - Sector X‬‏

[DrunkN]

http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/predictions.jpg
(http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/predictions.jpg)

[ZedIsDead]

http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/5859/f02f4996f27ca3063c27deb.jpg
(http://img854.imageshack.us/i/f02f4996f27ca3063c27deb.jpg/)

[Dudebro]

Pfft, I would toss him off cliffs for fun. Most times you don't even need the goofy bastard.

[Slime Slayer]

This guy brought his 6 year old daughter to her first ever Yugio tournament, this was her first competitor:
http://i.imgur.com/GOZqZ.jpg

[Dudebro]

As much as I like to bash Yugio and other crappy card games the person who's really stupid is the guy bringing his young kid to that.

Without being too mean I wanna just say that big guy in the front has such big man boobs I would've thought he was a woman if it wasn't for the facial hair. But even then, it's a maybe.

Btw how did you hear about this, were you taking the picture or something?

[StarfoxFan2009]

YouTube - ‪STEVE BLUM Retrospective Bang Zoom‬‏

[Slime Slayer]

@DB, Nah, I found it on my go-to killing time website: Technology and Programming News (http://www.jimmyr.com)
That's why it's funny, the guy figured it would a bunch of little kids playing. And you know that the man-boobs guy isnt going to pull any punches either lol.

---------- Post added at 02:38 AM ---------- Previous post was at 02:35 AM ----------

@sff, am I missing something? ?Just seems like random clips... Guyver is freakin awesome though.

[StarfoxFan2009]

the point of it is to show how awesome Steve Blum is. he's one of my favorite voice actors of all time

[Slime Slayer]

the point of it is to show how awesome Steve Blum is. he's one of my favorite voice actors of all time
Ahhhh, I didnt even notice before I clicked away.

[Dudebro]

Maybe I don't understand the Yugio crowd but I thought most of the original fans are about 30 nowdays? Maybe I'm confused with Magic the Gathering.

@SFF- That scene from Harvey Birdman was awesome. He does a good Donald Duck apparently. He's got a good range but I don't think I've actually seen much of his work.

[ZedIsDead]

This is Chinese Popeye:

YouTube - ‪Bruce Lee and The Chinese Popeye(Dragon Lives Again,1976)‬‏

[Dudebro]

Chinese Popeye is fantastic. That whole movie sounds pretty epic really.
Deadly Hands of Kung Fu (1977) - IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0165362/)

[StarfoxFan2009]

He does one heck of a Wolverine in the games... i wish he would do more

[ZedIsDead]

It's one of the "Bruceploitation" films that were made to cash in on Bruce Lee after his death. The story follows Bruce Lee after he dies and ends up in Hell. Once there, he does the logical thing and opens a gym. After fending off the advances of the King Of Hell's naked wives, he discovers that the most evil people in Hell are attempting a takeover, so Bruce sets out to stop it. As if it wasn't weird enough, the evil people are: Zatoichi (the blind swordsman hero of Japanese film), James Bond, The Godfather, The Exorcist, Emmanuelle (the "heroine" of many European softcore porn films), Dracula, and, of course, Clint Eastwood (played by a Chinese guy). Aiding Bruce is The One-Armed Swordsman (hero of kung-fu films), Kain from the U.S. tv series, Kung-Fu (actually played by a Chinese guy this time), and Popeye the Sailor Man.

That sounds like some guy's dream Mugen matchup. I would love to see this.

[Dudebro]

Yeah I thought the same thing. Gonna see if I can find it without having to buy it for some crazy price online.

[Tails]

http://i51.tinypic.com/11kl2d0.jpg

[samejamesbond]

YouTube - ‪Chainsaw on a rope (MOST DANGEROUS VIDEO ON YOUTUBE)‬‏

[DrunkN]

Redneck discovers best way to trim hedges:
http://retrouprising.com/other/chat/redneck-discovers-best-way-trim-hedges/t12036/
And may I further add; that is awesome.

[samejamesbond]

I think someone deleted it...

But I'll post the vid here:
Remember: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!

YouTube - ‪Chainsaw on a rope (MOST DANGEROUS VIDEO ON YOUTUBE)‬‏

More like the world's dumbest redneck. :lol:

[Smittycal]

Im not sure if this has been posted before..but I love this video..

It needs to be in this thread lol

‪Dick Figures - Kitty Amazing‬‏ - YouTube

[CrispyChicken]

‪Epic sax guy 10 hours‬‏ - YouTube
10 hours of the same thing but I can't stop listening... :p

[Dudebro]

What's he from again? I know I've seen the real video but I just can't remember.

[CrispyChicken]

I'm not sure lol. My brother told me about it while ago and now I'm addicted to it :p

[RU Joe]

^
Ten hours of constant sax?
{I think you may be suffering from sax addiction, Chris}
I bet his tongue was buzzing for another ten hours after he stopped.

[CrispyChicken]

@JoeGrow- Haha XD I see what you did there :p

Been listening to it for 30 minutes already. I'm sure there are people who listen to it for 10 hours :p

---------- Post added at 07:29 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:30 AM ----------

TeamFourStar made a song XD
Bald This Way by the Baldest Kids You Know :p
(NSFW)
‪TFS Presents: The Baldest Kids You Know - Bald This Way‬‏ - YouTube

God, I love TFS :p

[ZedIsDead]

This is actually a real film clip, made for the employees of Warner Bros.

‪Porky Pig Best Blooper‬‏ - YouTube

[DrunkN]

A skit series from this awesome show I'm watching on Netflix; That Mitchell and Web Look.
‪Sir Digby Chicken Caesar 1(S1E1)‬‏ - YouTube

[Wolf]

This is what epic sax guy is from
‪Moldova - Eurovision Song Contest 2010 Semi Final 1 - BBC Three‬‏ - YouTube

---------- Post added at 11:43 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:05 PM ----------

the band sunstroke project also made this
‪Sunstroke Project - Epic sax‬‏ - YouTube
due to the videos of epic sax guy.
SunStroke Project - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[Slime Slayer]

This is super sweet, and NSFW:
‪Awesome Series - Awesome Reach‬‏ - YouTube

[ZedIsDead]

Stormtroopers reminisce about death star - YouTube

[DrunkN]

The Royal Heavy Toter:better sound - YouTube

[Dudebro]

Heavy sings the Tetris Theme Song - YouTube

[RU Joe]

^
DB, that's your voice, isn't it?
'Fess up.

[Dudebro]

http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/9409707.jpg

http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/9398000.jpg

Sorry if this scares you guys. Nah, I'm not sorry.


@JG- I wish I could sound like that.

---------- Post added 08-19-2011 at 12:47 AM ---------- Previous post was 08-16-2011 at 02:16 AM ----------

No comments about that meme? You guys disappoint me. This video should make up for that though.

Sentry Sabotage! TF2 Live-Action - YouTube
I don't care if you don't like FPS or you don't know TF2, this is a great video.

[ZedIsDead]

Bill Nye The Science Guy talks to Fox News like they're five.

Fox News Baffled By The Moon - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GowSyF0G-o&feature=youtu.be)

[Tails]

I can't even hear what he's saying.

[Dudebro]

Bill Nye is awesome. I feel bad he had to take a step back and explain such basic science info to a news outlet. They are such a joke.

Turn up your speakers Tails I heard him just fine.

[Tails]

Bill Nye is awesome. I feel bad he had to take a step back and explain such basic science info to a news outlet. They are such a joke.

Turn up your speakers Tails I heard him just fine.
my speakers are always on max the sound is too low even on highest settings.

I agree Bill Nye is awesome and a key to my childhood.

[Dudebro]

If you can't hear him in that video there's something wrong with your speakers or your sound settings. Can you hear the moron asking him questions?

[Tails]

I can't hear anything, they are built into my monitor.

[Orphan]

I think that this is worthy of the thread...

Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris Epic Rap Battles of History #3 - YouTube

[Dudebro]

@Tails- You can't hear anything at all? If so why bother clicking on the link and commenting about it?

I'll sum it up for the sound challenged.

Fox news moron asks a really dumb question-
"Does it go anywhere close to the climate change debate that's underway here on earth, I mean ya know, if the moon had erupting volcanoes uh a few years ago, ah well a few millions years or however you wanna put it(Bill Nye butts in and corrects him with "no Billions"). It's not like we've been up there burning fossil fuels."

Bill Nye replies-
"Uh no volcanoes are not connected to the burning of fossil fuels."

Then Bill goes on to kick some science about why/how we study global warming and how science is right. After that the idiot interrupts him again to ask
"Why aren't they erupting now?"
and Bill says
"Well the moon cooled off. That's a great question, that's a fabulous question" Much like if he was talking to a kid who hadn't be taught about this stuff yet. Bill then goes on to let Fox News know that the moon is smaller than earth and a cupcake cools faster than a cake. He also explains that things that are smaller have less mass than things that are big. Gotta love that unintentional burn he dropped on them.

Also amusing is how the air head cohost remarks that they should send Bill to DC to help with the economy. I guess she's impressed because he knows algebra. The whole segment should be very embarassing for Fox but they don't care and neither do their supporters.


@Orphan- That's been posted before but it's great and you're right, worthy of this topic.

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Apparently Bill Nye was booed in Waco Texas for saying that the Moon does not produce it's own light, it's reflected from the sun. This is a science fact but apparently some religious people feel it contradicts the bible(because the bible says there's two lights in the sky, the moon and sun). Some people even walked out in a huff over it. Penn Jillette has a great response to this-

NSFW(like all his videos). He rambles at the start but bear with it(also like all his videos)
Bill Nye the Badass Atheist Guy - Penn Point - YouTube