Dear Princess Peach,
Hi, how are you? I am fine. First off, I'd like to congratulate you on staying strong with your fashion. Times are a-changing in the 21st century, but you've somehow managed to keep things stylish with your pink ballgown and arm-length gloves. No, I'm totally not being condescending. I'm more of a sandals and muumuu kind of gal, but I really appreciate when a single woman refuses to conform in a generation of girls wearing Ugg boots and terrycloth sweat pants. Some people would say you're being old-fashioned, but between you and me, they're just jealous.
Actually, what's the secret behind your hair? It looks great. Okay, maybe the feathered look is a little 1980's Dynasty mixed with Farrah Fawcett (RIP) but the Kardashian girls would kill to have all that volume. Do you have hair extensions? I won't tell. People pay good money for layers like that.
An Open Letter to Princess Peach - G4tv.com