DRUNK!!!!!! Thread

**jim5cents** · 06-19-2009, 02:17 AM

Ok...tbhis is the rthread in which you p-ost whe you are druink as fuck...if it has ben a late night and you sign on to ru, feel free ot t post here and let every9one know about the goos or bad decsions that you made....minues points for prroofreading...just let it all hangoin out.

good decision, not taking home the fatty that wanted your shit in the bar...

bad decion...licking her nipple in the bar and i htink there is a pic to prove it.

**Dudebro** · 06-19-2009, 02:41 AM

Since I don't drink can I just post with all kinds of grammatical errors and pretend?

**jim5cents** · 06-19-2009, 02:54 AM

do you smoke>

**Dudebro** · 06-19-2009, 03:00 AM

I'm gonna assume you mean weed right? If so, yeah I do. Why?

**count100** · 06-19-2009, 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

Since I don't drink can I just post with all kinds of grammatical errors and pretend?

I think that I would have to do the same thing there. Just because it would be fun to pretend to be drunk.

**Dudebro** · 06-19-2009, 03:45 AM

I've posted drunk before. I still proofread my post before I submitted it. I guess I'm uptight like that.

**jim5cents** · 06-19-2009, 09:35 AM

-the next morning- ouch....

sure, high on weed would count as it impairs your thinking and motor skills.

most times, i do proofread when i'm hammered, just last night, i said fuck it. i think it makes for a slightly more amusing post.

**sezthemank** · 06-19-2009, 12:59 PM

I know Im gonna be a regular on this thread,
Im usally drunk when Im online anyway. (as you can proberley tell)
Ive not been drunk for since tuesday, but Im sure ill be drunk next week as im celebrating my last day at CS! wooohhhhh whhhhhooooooooooooo!

**Kugyince** · 06-19-2009, 04:27 PM

Yeah, I'll be visiting this thread often as well.

**sezthemank** · 06-19-2009, 05:05 PM

This should be called "the bar" or somthing like that. (as they do in them silly chat rooms.)

**Kevin** · 06-20-2009, 12:59 PM

I have a hard time staring into a computer screen when I'm drunk. You may catch me stoned on here, but not drunk.

**sezthemank** · 06-20-2009, 02:15 PM

I went online high off coke once.
OMG the shame.

I went on some random chatroom and started flirting...really badly.
Like I was talkin drirty to them and shit.
Some guy sent me naughty pics. (I think he was wanking)

ohhh the shame.

**Kevin** · 06-20-2009, 02:32 PM

THAT was YOU?!?!

I'm so embarrassed now!

**sezthemank** · 06-20-2009, 06:12 PM

Hahahahaha

I sent some back, im naughtyyyyyy :/

**Dudebro** · 06-21-2009, 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by jim5cents

sure, high on weed would count as it impairs your thinking and motor skills.

I couldn't disagree more. Have you even smoked weed before?:rolleyes:
Maybe some people act like they're drunk when they get high but everyone I know becomes more alert and focused.

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Originally Posted by sez

I sent some back, im naughtyyyyyy :/

So what happened next?

**Dojah** · 06-21-2009, 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

I couldn't disagree more. Have you even smoked weed before?:rolleyes:
Maybe some people act like they're drunk when they get high but everyone I know becomes more alert and focused. .

What about when you first got blazed? I am sure you were not as functional as you are now after the tolerance has risen. I know its nothing like being drunk, but at times can make you impared to a point...maybe after smoking some super duper chronic, or some hash, or just straight keef. I think you are like me and can be a functional stoner, but I have seen people act straight retarded on greenery. I agree for me it makes me more alert, and focused tho.

**Dudebro** · 06-21-2009, 05:12 AM

Well yeah my first few times I wasn't right in the head but my first time getting drunk was much worse.

I did say that maybe some people get impared when they smoke btw. I know there's always exceptions to any rule but I don't think being high is anywhere near being drunk.

Actually my first time getting high is a funny story.
My good friend went to smoke with another kid we know. I decided it was time to try it since everyone else was doing it(score one for peer pressure!). After a few bong hits I was literally out of my mind. My friend and I traded punches to the face and laughed the whole time. I honestly don't know why that happened but it was hard to forget the next day.
After we were done smoking and hitting each other I went upstairs. I don't remember much after that until the next day when I was showering. I looked down at myself and my friends brother and sister had written all over my chest and stomach with markers and such.

Well maybe you guys won't think it's funny but it makes me smile to think about it.
Btw I got a funny story about when I first tried acid if anyones interested.

**Dojah** · 06-21-2009, 05:56 AM

No No I know what your saying. My first time I will never forget either. To make it short My friend got called into the office at school and I held his stash. Yada yada ended up later that night blazin with some friends(chalk another to peer pressure). Got super stoned and ended up at dennys. When the waitress came by and took our order I asked for a fry..."can I get a fry"...meaning an order of fries. This waitress gave me a crazy look and raised her voice saying something like I am not going to make one my cooks open a bag just for a single fry! I burted out laughing so hard, snot came out etc...She started to argue but I couldnt even say a simple statement because I was laughing so hard.....very memorible. Still makes me laugh, but probably one of those things you would have to be there.

About the acid trip, would love to hear it. I have many crazy and funny ones of my own. I know it sounds weird because I talk about God so intensly, but I guess I am weird like that. This one time Me and my friend took 7 drops of baige, and during one point of it we were in a park smoking (it was night), and my friend looked up and was like damn bro, look at the moon...Why is it so close. We were awwed by this, we gazed and we couldnt stop laughing at how crazy it looked. After a while we noticed it was a damn street lamp. Thats the quick version. Hallucinations are one hell of a thing.

**sezthemank** · 06-21-2009, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

So what happened next?

We ended up talking on webcam *blushhh*

ive done it a few times actully.

**Dudebro** · 06-21-2009, 06:26 AM

I don't have a lot of acid stories. I never liked it and regret doing it in the long run.

My first time doing acid I was about 16. We were at my friends house all cramped in a small bedroom trying not to wake his family. At some point it was decided that we need orange juice(was supposed to enhance the trip) and taco bell(why not? It's taco bell). A couple of my friends walked downtown and got 2 cartons of OJ and a bag full of bean burritos(god knows why they thought that was a good idea).
This one kid ate a lot of burritos and chugged OJ. He spent about 3 hours riding the toilet with diarrhea. How did we know it was diarrea? One of the family members told us later that she heard it very clearly since her bedroom was next to the bathroom. We felt bad but it was hilarious at the same time.
On top of that, we didn't tell our friend we were taking acid when we went to stay at his house. He told us later that he thought we were all on crack since we stayed up all night acting like a bunch of retards.

Looking back I was kind of an asshole. Oh well, life moves on.

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Originally Posted by sezthemank

We ended up talking on webcam *blushhh*

ive done it a few times actully.

Word up. There's nothing wrong with that sez, as long as your both of age and having fun.

**OldTimer** · 06-21-2009, 10:16 AM

My first time getting high was with a couple buddies that had done it before (score another point for peer pressure) I maybe had 2 bong hits then i sat about 2 inches infront of a tv (rambo was on). I Laughed so hard for about 45 mins. I think my friends thought they B R O K E my mind because i was always the 'normal' one.

**Kugyince** · 06-21-2009, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

Maybe some people act like they're drunk when they get high but everyone I know becomes more alert and focused.

No, you think you're more alert and focus though you're really not.

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Heavy marijuana use impairs a person's ability to form memories, recall events (see Marijuana, Memory, and the Hippocampus), and shift attention from one thing to another. THC also disrupts coordination and balance by binding to receptors in the cerebellum and basal ganglia, parts of the brain that regulate balance, posture, coordination of movement, and reaction time.Through its effects on the brain and body, marijuana intoxication can cause accidents.

Citation: NIDA Research Report on Marijuana Abuse
NIDA - Research Report Series - Marijuana Abuse

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I have no problem with people using pot, I use to smoke it myself. What a consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is of no concern to me.

I do have a problem with someone using pot and then driving a vehicle.

**Kevin** · 06-21-2009, 02:51 PM

For me, weed and R.U. go hand in hand. Probably one of my favorite things to do when I'm blazing is bust up on some video games.

I have noticed that when I quit smoking for a few months and then start again I am very much in "outer space". Like forgetting where I'm at, losing track of time, etc. But once the tolerance goes back up everything is everything.

**Kugyince** · 06-21-2009, 06:34 PM

We use to call it "zoning" or "zooted".

**Dudebro** · 06-21-2009, 08:10 PM

I don't zone out. If anything I think too much and I don't allow myself the luxury of being distracted.