guess what

**sezthemank** · 09-06-2008, 05:46 AM

i aint going to jail!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

i went court yesterday -
got 250 hours community service
a year suspended sentence for 2 years
and 2 year probation

IM BUZZIN!!

im so happy

and also im back...
so be carefull because soon i will be fighting for some trophys!

**Timber Wolf** · 09-06-2008, 07:50 AM

Thats good to hear, the 250 hours commun. service sucks, but its better than jail. So, congrats? probsbly not the right choice, but you know what I'm sayin

**david man45** · 09-06-2008, 07:59 AM

you never get any though sez :P.

**count100** · 09-06-2008, 12:34 PM

congrats on that i know that must be a great load off your mind and welcome back as well

**sezthemank** · 10-20-2008, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by david man45

you never get any though sez :P.

shut it you lol

bet you have missed me really

**Tails** · 10-20-2008, 08:47 AM

booooooooooooooooooooooo

**Dudebro** · 10-20-2008, 08:46 PM

Sez is back? Did you break out of jail or something? Do they still send brits to Austalia to serve time?

**oasis** · 10-22-2008, 10:44 AM

what there is a free pass to australia

hmmm evil plan

go to england (the accept anyone) get thrown in jail. Get sent to australia break out of jail. Then live with the dingo's

@dudebro from what I heard and what sez told me.

she did not go to jail but broke her laptop and is getting a new computer.

**sezthemank** · 03-04-2009, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

Sez is back? Did you break out of jail or something? Do they still send brits to Austalia to serve time?

hahahahaha
i wish

Quote:

Originally Posted by oasis

what there is a free pass to australia

hmmm evil plan

go to england (the accept anyone) get thrown in jail. Get sent to australia break out of jail. Then live with the dingo's

@dudebro from what I heard and what sez told me.

she did not go to jail but broke her laptop and is getting a new computer.

living with the dingos sounds fun
you could learn how to play one of those didgery doos

**Slime Slayer** · 03-04-2009, 09:08 PM

what were you charged with?

**sezthemank** · 03-04-2009, 09:38 PM

wounding without intent

its not as bad as it sounds
i didnt stab anyone

i was drunk
co-accussed with my fella

my fella beat him up mainly
i tryed to take all the blame....stupidly

at one point i was protecting the guy
thats how i had blood on me

im just glad its all over
ive spoke to the guy since who was beaten up and i gave him a massive hug[br]Posted on: March 04, 2009, 10:38:00 PM_________________________________________________m assive punch lol - only joking

**Dudebro** · 03-05-2009, 05:04 AM

I'm not familiar with the laws in limey land, do you get a criminal record now? How serious is it when it comes to looking for a job, ect?

**Winnebagel** · 03-05-2009, 06:43 PM

Wow Sez, that sucks! I'm sorry to hear about that, but that's good that you are back in the world again. How are the jail systems in England. Do they give prisoners free cable, gym access, and video games like they do here in the U.S.?

**sezthemank** · 03-09-2009, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

I'm not familiar with the laws in limey land, do you get a criminal record now? How serious is it when it comes to looking for a job, ect?

yeah i get a crinimal record
its gonna be near impossible to get a job now

i plan on saving up- and openig my own cafe or somthing
the only job i could possibly get now would be some sort of freelance stuff

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winnebagel

Wow Sez, that sucks! I'm sorry to hear about that, but that's good that you are back in the world again. How are the jail systems in England. Do they give prisoners free cable, gym access, and video games like they do here in the U.S.?

yeah you get tv, which you have to pay like 2 pound a week or something

alot of people say prisons a doddle
its like a b+b eccept you cant go out

prison isnt like they show it on TV
people are to scared to say boo! to you incase they get more time on their sentence

UK prisons are a lot easyer then US prisons
i would NOT of liked to be arrested for this crime in the US
i would of got YEARS in prison!

pg13

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**SSBBrawler** · 03-09-2009, 09:28 PM

Are you really telling the truth? Honestly? Because it's a bit hard to chew.

**sezthemank** · 03-09-2009, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SSBBrawler

Are you really telling the truth? Honestly? Because it's a bit hard to chew.

am i telling the truth about what?
ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?

**Dudebro** · 03-10-2009, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sezthemank

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dudebro

I'm not familiar with the laws in limey land, do you get a criminal record now? How serious is it when it comes to looking for a job, ect?

yeah i get a crinimal record
its gonna be near impossible to get a job now

i plan on saving up- and openig my own cafe or somthing
the only job i could possibly get now would be some sort of freelance stuff

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winnebagel

Wow Sez, that sucks! I'm sorry to hear about that, but that's good that you are back in the world again. How are the jail systems in England. Do they give prisoners free cable, gym access, and video games like they do here in the U.S.?

yeah you get tv, which you have to pay like 2 pound a week or something

alot of people say prisons a doddle
its like a b+b eccept you cant go out

prison isnt like they show it on TV
people are to scared to say boo! to you incase they get more time on their sentence

UK prisons are a lot easyer then US prisons
i would NOT of liked to be arrested for this crime in the US
i would of got YEARS in prison!

pg13

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You need to post more. Sorry, I'm kinda fascinated with british people. I like how we speak the same language but you'll throw in some words that are nonsense to me. For example I've heard people use doddle but not like you did. Is that a common expression?
When I read your posts I imagine you have a cockney accent and it's even better.

**sezthemank** · 03-10-2009, 07:06 AM

lol
sometimes you yanks speak better english then we do
some of the stuff we come out with dont make sence atall

you know what i hate, when people other here in the UK decide to say 'period' at the end of a sentence
like
'thats the way it is, PERIOD!'

we dont even use the term 'period' for that, we say ' full stop'
silly gits

have you ever been to the UK dudebro?

oh
i dont have a cockney accent
im from up north in manchester
im a mank (mancunion, usally spelled manc)

my accent is a bit like this guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHLslJRrp2U

or this guy (bez)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zJSGvVuU8w

or this guy at at .27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqyU2z-FJr8

**Dudebro** · 03-10-2009, 08:09 AM

I must admit when I hear some british people talk I have no idea what they're saying. I catch words here and there but otherwise it's like they're talking in code.
And no I've never been to the UK. I live in New England though, does that count? :P

**sezthemank** · 03-10-2009, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

I must admit when I hear some british people talk I have no idea what they're saying. I catch words here and there but otherwise it's like they're talking in code.
And no I've never been to the UK. I live in New England though, does that count? :P

i suppose its because we speak so fast
when british people are on american TV they are told to speak a bit slower

hmmm is your england newwer then mine?

does a new England accent sound enything atall like a English accent?
are you classed as american
or new english?

**Kugyince** · 03-10-2009, 09:00 PM

New England is the north-eastern most corner of America. So named because it was the first to be massively colonized. It includes 6 of the 50 states.

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Being from Mass, Dudebro probably has an accent close to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbK4cL3QSc0

I have the weird Adirondack accent in which "creek" sounds like "crick" and "week" sounds like "wick". Also some words have syllables added to them like "fire" is pronounced "fi yer". (Sorry, couldn't find a good youtube vid on it.)

**Dudebro** · 03-11-2009, 02:22 AM

No I do not have a boston accent. I do slip up and say cah instead of car sometimes but only because my mouth is lazy.

You have the same accent as my mom Tenser, she also says crick. We used to pick on her for that. You from upstate New York by any chance?

**Kugyince** · 03-11-2009, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

You from upstate New York by any chance?

Hence "Adirondack accent".

**Dudebro** · 03-11-2009, 03:37 AM

Yeah because I care about accents enough to know. You're all rednecks to us flatlanders.

**jim5cents** · 03-11-2009, 07:46 AM

ah yes...the flatlander/highlander arguement...i haven't heard about that since i was in college in vermont.