The worst movie you have ever seen.

**psimaster** · 11-24-2013, 08:04 PM

For me the worst movie I have ever seen is a Troll in Cental Park.

**CrispyChicken** · 11-24-2013, 08:10 PM

Rubber (2010) - IMDb

It's about an evil tire that rolls around and vibrates and blows up people's minds. Terrible movie. By far the worst movie I have ever seen. If you go into it with a really good mood and want to laugh at a terrible movie, this is the one you want to see.

**Slime Slayer** · 11-24-2013, 08:12 PM

At the risk of sounding cliche, it's gotta be the room. I've seen 80's pornos with better directing/writing/production values.

**Seahawk** · 11-24-2013, 11:28 PM

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) - IMDb

Just THE most godawful script I've ever had to sit through.

**Ballas** · 11-25-2013, 02:32 AM

Well, I thought my worst was Hollyhead with Johnny Depp but then I watched SHARKNADO... Oh man, that is the worst of the worst...

SHARKNADO: Stars:Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, John Heard

**Slime Slayer** · 11-25-2013, 03:44 AM

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Well, I thought my worst was Hollyhead with Johnny Depp but then I watched SHARKNADO... Oh man, that is the worst of the worst...

SHARKNADO: Stars:Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, John Heard

Well, in Sharknado's defense, I'd have to imagine it was supposed to be terrible.

**Ballas** · 11-25-2013, 03:48 AM

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Well, in Sharknado's defense, I'd have to imagine it was supposed to be terrible.

Tara Reid didn't do herself any justice in that movie either...

**DrunkN** · 11-25-2013, 05:00 AM

I mean, I've seen worse, but I at least can respect Plan 9 From Outer Space a little bit more.

**Mikman** · 11-25-2013, 08:50 AM

"They," aka "Invasion from Inner Earth," and "Beast of Yucca Flats" are probably what worst movies I ever saw. People often refer to more popular movies on these lists, but many smaller, more obscure ones from older times are just horrible. Even "Plan 9" was better than those two. "Yucca Flats" technically had no actual acting!

**Dudebro** · 11-25-2013, 08:56 AM

The Room is hard to beat. It was meant to be this great drama but the director/writer/producer/creepy ugly european guy didn't realize how mentally ill he is. Now he pretends it was meant to be a dark comedy so he can cash in on it and get some fame.

**Slime Slayer** · 11-25-2013, 03:02 PM

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I mean, I've seen worse, but I at least can respect Plan 9 From Outer Space a little bit more.

I love how they tried to capitalize om MK's popularity with the costume design.

**RU Joe** · 11-25-2013, 04:30 PM

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Tara Reid didn't do herself any justice in that movie either...

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My worst movie {only one?}: 'The Car' - basically the same as Crispy's 'Rubber' - a car supposedly possessed by the Devil goes around killing people, destroying buildings, blowing up gas stations, etc.

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**DrunkN** · 11-25-2013, 04:42 PM

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Yuck. It's painful to remember that he exists.

**Tails** · 11-25-2013, 06:34 PM

The Dark Knight.

**Dudebro** · 11-25-2013, 06:37 PM

Do you guys not watch movies or something? You should broaden your horizons a bit if these are the worst movies you've seen.

**Seahawk** · 11-25-2013, 06:57 PM

I don't really watch movies much.

I suppose I should say that the circumstances for viewing the film matter. If I see Sharknado on SyFy (really anything on SyFy) I'm not exactly expecting a masterpiece. In fact I can have a good time laughing at a badly produced movie, which makes it not so bad in the end. Tenser streamed The Wizard before and it was all right because of that.

While watching Transformers 2 in the theater I could do nothing but cringe at every terrible sexual innuendo (there were A LOT), every crappy joke, the general horribleness of the entire plot. I couldn't leave because I was watching with family.

Maybe I more meant "Worst movie experience of all time"? Because that certainly was it for me.

**CrispyChicken** · 11-25-2013, 07:09 PM

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The Dark Knight.

This is the most loved and most hated movie of all time. There is no in between for this movie. It's either a masterpiece or the worst movie ever lol.

**Dudebro** · 11-25-2013, 07:40 PM

This reminds me of those topics on sites like Xbox.com or Gamefaqs where people ask what the worst game ever is. People will say stuff like COD or Minecraft because they either wanna be edgy or they have only played a handful of games. It rustles my jimmies something fierce.

@SH- Of course the plot and dialogue are gonna be trash but you can't deny it was a good looking movie with some nice effects. If you thought about it some more I bet you can find something unwatchable in your brain that you can't unsee.

@DN- Yes that was a complete bastardization but it wasn't that bad to watch. I mean really, you love the original Star Wars movies and don't think they're corny and outdated so your taste is questionable to begin with. Trust me, DD wasn't the worst you've seen.

**RU Joe** · 11-25-2013, 08:01 PM

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Maybe I more meant "Worst movie experience of all time"?

Well then, that's easy:

Me: 8 years old, at the Drive - In theater with the parents.
Earlier that day, they had bought me a balsa wood airplane {anyone remember those?} which I had with me in the backseat.

At some point during the movie {Moonraker} I must have accidentally dropped my airplane into my popcorn without realizing it.

AS I went to eat some more of that up - until - then delicious popcorn, there was a TASTE , a very, very bad taste that I immediately in my 8 year old brain assumed was poison!
{maybe the premise of the movie being a plot to poison everyone on Earth while the perpetrators hid safely up in orbit had something to do with it?}

I threw a Royal fit, spitting and sputtering and screaming at my parents that I was probably going to die {just like the people in the movie!} from the terrible whateveritwas on my popcorn.
They, of course, knew it probably wasn't poison and after pointing out that it was the balsa wood of my airplane proceeded to give me heck for having overreacted.

{In my own defense I must say that there were a lot of child - killers running around back then, most notably the 'Beast of B.C.' Clifford Olson - which they warned us kids about in school, by the way, so there was some cause for paranoia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clifford_Olson

Besides that, balsa wood tastes awful and could easily be mistaken for poison to someone who did not know}

**Tails** · 11-25-2013, 09:11 PM

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This is the most loved and most hated movie of all time. There is no in between for this movie. It's either a masterpiece or the worst movie ever lol.

I just found it boring, so boring I fell asleep. Only time I've done that with a movie first go.

**DrunkN** · 11-25-2013, 09:34 PM

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Trust me, DD wasn't the worst you've seen.

I directly stated that it wasn't the worst movie I had ever seen. It just came to mind and I have less reason to appreciate it than I do films that were simply rushed or otherwise not done well. I didn't feel like it was worth the time investment to seriously recall the worst movie I've ever seen, but seeing as you seem personally affected by this I'll reconsider and get back to you.

Honestly I just don't watch a lot of bad movies unless I'm watching some funny critique along side of it. (MST3000 or such) I don't see any real reason to watch bad films.

**Kugyince** · 11-25-2013, 09:40 PM

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I just found it boring, so boring I fell asleep. Only time I've done that with a movie first go.

Same here.

**Slime Slayer** · 11-25-2013, 09:56 PM

A few movies that everyone seems to love, but I don't like, not the worst ever but I thought they sucked:

The Big Lebowski
Trainspotting
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

I don't know, I just don't get them.

**Ballas** · 11-26-2013, 05:57 AM

Ooh ooh, almost forgot those snake movies... Snakes on a Plane, Anaconda, Anacondas, Anacondadas... etc etc...

**dman** · 11-26-2013, 07:40 AM

Not sure if it's the worst movie I've ever seen (not far off), but it was a HUGE disappointment and that would have to be the remake of Conan.

And Stevencassidy, I can't believe what you just said! each to their own I guess.