Meanwhile in Canada

**Dudebro** · 03-30-2012, 12:05 AM

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqymcJRSbxI]Arrested Drunk Guy Sings Bohemian Rhapsody - YouTube[/ame]
This guy gets arrested for drunk driving and proceeds to sing Bohemian Rhapsody in the back of the cruiser. The cop even let him finish before taking him out of the car at the station. At the end he even improvises a little insult at the police.

If you did this in the US and the cop had no dash cam/rear cam he'd probably stop short and make you hit the plexiglass. Even if that didn't happen I doubt most US cops would sit there and listen to that for so long.

The Muppets did it better-
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY]The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody - YouTube[/ame]

**warghoul** · 03-30-2012, 12:10 AM

Yeah that's how I talk to authority when I'm sober.

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If your gonna spew, spew in this.

**Slime Slayer** · 03-30-2012, 12:32 AM

I got a speeding ticket today, cop knocked it from 75 kms to 65, and let me off on a warning for my "liscence plate not complete visible" offense, nice guy, saved me about 200 bucks. Meanwhile in Canada: Ontario court paves way for legal brothels | Canada Politics - Yahoo! News Canada

**warghoul** · 03-30-2012, 12:36 AM

Oh man I never noticed I'm only a few miles/dozens of Kilometers from Ontario. Go Canada!

**Demon-Mask** · 03-30-2012, 12:37 AM

There are legal brothels in Nevada, actually. They have special licenses or something.

**Dudebro** · 03-30-2012, 12:41 AM

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75 kms

Please speak English when using RU.

That brothel thing was cool until I saw this-

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No thanks.

**warghoul** · 03-30-2012, 12:46 AM

I know yer joking Db but come on we all have little KM marks in our cars.
So he was doing about 45 or 50 in a 40 mph zone? I think.

**Slime Slayer** · 03-30-2012, 01:24 AM

I was going 46 in a 30. What's in that spoiler DB? The site is still all messed up for me.

**Dudebro** · 03-30-2012, 01:50 AM

It's the Janet Jackson looking dominatrix from the article you linked.

**jim5cents** · 03-30-2012, 09:31 AM

Meanwhile in Canada

Polar bear shot dead after Newfoundland home break-in - CKA News

**joz** · 03-30-2012, 11:07 AM

That's crazy. I wonder if you're allowed to keep the polar bear after something like that.

**Kugyince** · 03-30-2012, 11:09 AM

Meanwhile in Canada:

**jim5cents** · 03-30-2012, 12:36 PM

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That's crazy. I wonder if you're allowed to keep the polar bear after something like that.

I think the bear was put down by wildlife officals.

**Slime Slayer** · 03-30-2012, 05:36 PM

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Meanwhile in Canada:

That's somewhere in California, we used to get mini-sips when we were kids, but I've never seen that before.

**KATZ** · 03-31-2012, 11:27 AM

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**Slime Slayer** · 03-31-2012, 01:07 PM

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Well yeah we have that, but thats just because we are trying to emulate boobs.

**ZedIsDead** · 03-31-2012, 01:24 PM

Canadian chicks must have some weird-looking boobs.

**KATZ** · 03-31-2012, 01:33 PM

well, if canadians are good for one thing.... its this

**Dudebro** · 03-31-2012, 03:53 PM

Nope they look pretty normal to me.

**RU Joe** · 04-01-2012, 03:41 AM

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Nope they look pretty normal to me.

What's 'normal'?

**Dudebro** · 04-01-2012, 03:49 AM

Normal is the pics I posted above. Abnormal would be shaped like those milk bags. Duh. Just appreciate the Canadian beauties.

**RU Joe** · 04-01-2012, 04:01 AM

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Just appreciate the Canadian beauties.

It's a good thing I do; I'm literally surrounded by them daily.
They're Ok as long as they don't use too much perfume.
Then it's like the opposite of the old 'Pepe Le Pew' cartoons, you know?

At that point physical attraction is overcome by olfactory repulsion.

**Dudebro** · 04-01-2012, 02:30 PM

Just take up smoking cigarettes and blow the smoke out through your nose. You'll look cool and you'll lose your sense of smell. Win win!

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Wow JG rated me down for a joke? He must be getting old and cranky.

@WG- Maybe I'm confused. I must be thinking of how it destroys your mucus membranes.

**warghoul** · 04-01-2012, 02:57 PM

Smoking ruins your taste buds so just smoking regularly will dull your sense of smell.

**Demon-Mask** · 04-01-2012, 04:05 PM

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DB:

Then it's like the opposite of the old 'Pepe Le Pew' cartoons, you know?

I know what you mean by that.