your momma

**oasis** · 02-23-2008, 09:36 AM

throw out your best your momma jokes here they only rule i have is only post 1 or 2 at a time... but dont go over 2

Yo mamma so fat that I told her we won the Super Bowl So she walked outside with a spoon.

Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move.

**HeroofTime** · 02-23-2008, 11:16 AM

OH YEAH WELL YO MAMA SO FAT TAT SHES FAT LOL TAKE TAT

YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED UP AND DOWN SHE SENT THE EARTH HEADING TOWARDS THE SUN!!

**DarknessMush0323** · 02-23-2008, 11:31 AM

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL OUT A TREE SHE WENT STRAIGHT TO HELL

YOUR MOM IS SO STUPID THAT SHE DIED IN A FOOD STORE.

**oasis** · 02-23-2008, 11:44 AM

your mom is so ugly she threw a boomarang and it never came back.

**HeroofTime** · 02-23-2008, 11:57 AM

YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE TOOK A STEP SHE DIED FROM EXHAUSTION

**DarknessMush0323** · 02-23-2008, 01:10 PM

Your momma is so fat when she fell out of bed the house split in half.

**oasis** · 02-23-2008, 01:11 PM

you mom is so fat we used her as the house

**DarknessMush0323** · 02-23-2008, 01:13 PM

Your momma is so fat that we had to use a fork lift to get her in the back seat of the truck.

**oasis** · 02-23-2008, 01:17 PM

the fork lift would not pick up your momma

**DarknessMush0323** · 02-23-2008, 01:47 PM

Your Momma is so dumb she had to take the first grade over again.

**oasis** · 02-23-2008, 02:05 PM

wait did you mom go to school....

you mom is so dumb she thought gravy was a color

**count100** · 02-23-2008, 05:05 PM

ok here ya go... your momma is so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie... arrrrrrrrggggg

**DarknessMush0323** · 02-23-2008, 07:47 PM

Oh Yeah Your momma is so ugly when she went into the house of mirrors they all broke.

**HeroofTime** · 02-23-2008, 07:51 PM

YO MAMA So FAT THAT WHEN SHE FELL OUT OF BED SHE BROKE THE EARTHS CRUST

**DarknessMush0323** · 02-23-2008, 07:56 PM

Your momma is so dumb she failed first grade math.

**HeroofTime** · 02-23-2008, 09:33 PM

O RLY!

YO MAMA SO STUPID THAT SHE FAILED PRE-SCHOOL

**count100** · 02-23-2008, 10:24 PM

Your mothers so fat, she was baptized at Sea World.

Yo mama so fat, her nickname is "DAMN"

**oasis** · 02-23-2008, 10:35 PM

Those are pritty good but how about

you momma is so fat she thought jupiter was some kind of new donut hole

**powerfullove** · 02-24-2008, 12:42 AM

Your mama's so old, she almost got into Noah's Ark but they couldn't find the "female" of her species.

**count100** · 02-24-2008, 01:55 AM

your mommas so poor when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.

your mommas so fat that she's half Scottish, half Irish and half American

**Tails** · 02-24-2008, 02:19 AM

your momma is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund!

**count100** · 02-24-2008, 02:36 AM

your mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons can't help laughing.

your mommas so Ugly that George Lucas cast her in Star Wars 3 as Jabbas wife - without the need for a costume.

**DarknessMush0323** · 02-24-2008, 07:42 AM

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

**count100** · 02-24-2008, 11:00 AM

your momma is so stupid she put a puppy in the oven to make a Hot Dog.

your mamma is so old she was the only Creature in Jurassic Park they didnt have to animate

**DarknessMush0323** · 02-24-2008, 11:05 AM

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo Momma is so fat She saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said stop that twinkie!