Bizarre Craigslist Ads

[Thunderlips]

best of craigslist: Manhood Camping

Someone shared this with me. An ad request for Manhood camping in San Diego. Disect, discuss and please translate acronyms when necessary.

Feel free of course to post any Classified ads you find strange or amusing.

[joz]

I laughed hard every time he reassured everyone that HE IS NOT GAY. So are you going to join this guy on his quest?

[Dudebro]

This one has gotta be a joke. He keeps saying he's not gay but then he says this

cock rings, can't keep it up w/o help, you aren't gonna make it on this quest

That wasn't even subtle, fail.

Also this-

I'm bringing the music for the firequests and visionquests, Nickleback's The Long Road. I only have it on CD, so I'll have my discman as a last resort, an ipod would be nicer. Just sayin'.

Like anyone actually listens to Nickleback.

[Kong]

Crystal is crystal meth.
JO is jack off.
Vision quest is mushrooms or acid.
I'm not gay is an exaggeration.

It is called PNP, Party and Play. For some reason taking crystal meth makes you want to do stuff like that, or liking to do stuff like that makes you want to do crystal meth. Whichever it is, the two end up going together often.

[Thunderlips]

Thanks Kong for some clarification. This guys is seems about as straight as Straight Dave in Bruno. I assume Firequest refers to some other Hallucinogen. We Canadians don't really do campfire circle jerks while mancamping but we might hump a penguin or two if they wander into our igloo looking for fish....