Bucket List

**Kong** · 03-09-2011, 02:45 PM

What do you want to do before you die?

I know there will be some impossible and dirty shit like "fuck an alien" but I am being serious. What do you really think you have to do at least once before you kick the bucket?

**joz** · 03-09-2011, 03:02 PM

Fucking an alien is probably something Joegrow would say. I'd probably like to scuba dive in Belize's blue hole (see video), ride a bull, sky dive, eat a bear steak from a bear I killed and go to the World Cup from start to finish.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPehnEcCCmE&feature=related]YouTube - BELIZE on MSNBC: Discovering the Blue Hole, Belize Barrier Reef[/ame]

**Dudebro** · 03-09-2011, 03:46 PM

If it was possible I'd fuck an alien.

Before I die I'd like to make sure the people around me are as happy as possible. Everything else doesn't matter.

**joz** · 03-09-2011, 03:50 PM

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If it was possible I'd fuck an alien.

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**Dudebro** · 03-09-2011, 03:54 PM

I didn't say I'd kiss one though.

**warghoul** · 03-09-2011, 04:35 PM

I want to back pack europe and I NEED to fight a midget.

**jim5cents** · 03-09-2011, 04:48 PM

Throw a perfect game in the World Series for the Yankees. Join the Mile-High club. Walk on the moon.

**RU Joe** · 03-09-2011, 06:09 PM

Joz:

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Fucking an alien is probably something Joegrow would say.

Nah, I don't think I could get past that odd 'metallic' taste on their skin .. besides, I think it would be like barnyard sex to the Alien.
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Join the Mile-High club.

I haven't heard that in decades, do you think that's even possible nowadays, what with the insane security and Air Marshals watching everyone like a hawk?
The instant two people occupy the same washroom it'll probably set off red flags, just sayin'.
Other than that it does sound verboten and kinky.

Ahhh, what's on my bucket list?

1. Live long enough to see the Banksters pay for their evil manipulation of the World, and to watch their New World Order crumble.
2. Live long enough to see Humans realize that our 'differences' are complimentary, and that by working together we can finally realize our dreams.
3. Provided the first two conditions are met, to feel true happiness once more knowing that the World is in better hands, to die in peace.

**Kong** · 03-09-2011, 06:57 PM

Does masturbation count for the mile high club. That should be pretty easy. Use a blanket and you could even have the person sitting next to you get involved.

I ate a bear. Road kill.

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I'd probably like to scuba dive in Belize's blue hole,... sky dive,...

I want to do those.

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Walk on the moon.

This is one of my favorite bits.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBJ6yptGqm4"]YouTube - Brian Regan - I Walked On The Moon[/ame]

**Kugyince** · 03-09-2011, 06:58 PM

Watch my grandkids grow up.

**Slime Slayer** · 03-10-2011, 06:31 AM

I'd like to go visit the pyramids.

**Tails** · 03-10-2011, 07:43 AM

Go to Japan, Hawaii, and go on an adventure around the world, sorta like Pokemon.

**joz** · 03-10-2011, 08:24 AM

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Go to Japan, Hawaii, and go on an adventure around the world, sorta like Pokemon.

So you're going to be out and about capturing animals and make them fight each other?

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**Tails** · 03-10-2011, 08:52 AM

more like wanting to explore the world. Nice trailer.

**jim5cents** · 03-10-2011, 12:34 PM

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I haven't heard that in decades, do you think that's even possible nowadays, what with the insane security and Air Marshals watching everyone like a hawk?
The instant two people occupy the same washroom it'll probably set off red flags, just sayin'.
Other than that it does sound verboten and kinky.

So that probably makes it slightly less improbable than throwing a perfect game or walking on the moon.

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I'd probably like to scuba dive in Belize's blue hole,...

My mother has multiple times, says it is her second favorite place in the world to scuba dive.

**Dudebro** · 03-10-2011, 03:01 PM

Wow that trailer was actually good. If Pokemon was done that way it'd be actually watchable.

**jim5cents** · 03-10-2011, 03:09 PM

Additions: Go to the first two days of the Big East Basketball tournament in New York, White Water raft the Colorado river through the Grand Canyon, have sex in the Lincoln Bedroom, Split 6's with 50k on the table and still beat the dealer.

@JG, there aren't Air Marshals on every flight. It probably isn't that hard, just fly a red eye, you can probably fuck right in your seat if anyone else is asleep or the passengers are spread out enough.

**Dudebro** · 03-10-2011, 04:05 PM

If you guys really wanna bone in the sky just get a private jet. Personally I don't want people doing that near me, unless they're hot and I can at least watch without hiding it.

Besides, those airline bathrooms are pretty nasty, who wants to fuck in that? It's like doing it in a portopotty that's been "cleaned" recently.

**RU Joe** · 03-10-2011, 04:31 PM

Jim:

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So that probably makes it slightly less improbable than throwing a perfect game or walking on the moon.

I forgot to add the option of fucking the Air Marshall, especially if she's hot!

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@JG, there aren't Air Marshals on every flight. It probably isn't that hard, just fly a red eye, you can probably fuck right in your seat if anyone else is asleep or the passengers are spread out enough.

Agreed, and thanks for confirming the prevert cancer scanners and universal gropings are there solely to make you submit to authority.
If they were serious about 'catching potential terrorists' there would be a Marshall on each and every flight.

Just sayin.

**Dudebro** · 03-10-2011, 04:41 PM

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prevert cancer scanners and universal gropings

I suppose you meant pervert right? Either way the tone you take her really bothers me. Do people honestly believe that perverts signed up for this job because of this? Without looking it up I think it's a safe bet that the vast majority of workers doing this now were employees before this came into effect. They're doing their jobs. I doubt they're sitting in the break room between gropings high fiving and shit.

Obviously there's exceptions but to paint all TSA workers as perverts or inept is really unfair.

Also it's not only there to force submission, they're scanning for contraband. It may be impractical and invasive but it does serve a purpose and is not automatically a NWO conspiracy.

**RU Joe** · 03-10-2011, 05:08 PM

Prevert: one who premeditates engaging in perverted behavior.

Why does my tone bother you, and when did I call all TSA employees preverts?
If you read my quote I said the scanners are preverted.
I understand the employees are there to pay their rent and eat, and probably have nothing to do with the conspiracy behind the process.

Are you aware of the database they store images of naked bodies in?
Why would they do that? - if a person passed through the scanner and nothing was found, why keep images of their naked body?

For that matter, the scanners don't always work - recently a test had people carry banned objects through the scanning process successfully numerous times, and no alarms went off.

At least I see you admit that it's to force people to submit to authority.
Do you know they want to introduce the same process for sports events and concerts now?

Not a NWO conspiracy?
DB, I think you'll be sitting before Big Sis Janet Napolitano herself as she's telling you to report your friends and family because they may be 'with Al Queda' , and still be in denial.

**Dudebro** · 03-10-2011, 06:40 PM

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Prevert: one who premeditates engaging in perverted behavior.

Did you make that up? I didn't see it in a brief search and I've never heard it used in a serious context.

As for the rest of this it's not appropriate for this topic and I see you made one for it. I might post there but I don't feel like it atm. This whole issue annoys me because people are just assuming it's some big agenda to erode rights or privacy. It's like people can't believe the government might put measures in place with good intentions and royally screw it up. Why does that sounds so impossible to people?

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in denial

This isn't the first time you've made this claim. I'm not denying anything factual. Until you provide some proof I'm just being skeptical. You're the one in denial imo.

But, back to the topic at hand.

**RU Joe** · 03-11-2011, 01:05 AM

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Did you make that up?

Actually, credit needs to go to JP5, whose same - titled song was my first encounter with the word.
I derived its definition from the lyrics.
Pretty good, eh?

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I'm not denying anything factual.

Yes you are.
I'm dealing in fact, as reported in independent publications and in declassified military documents.
But no matter what the source, or how many supporting videos and documents I post, you seem unwilling to actually take the time to look at the evidence, and seek to discredit me instead.
Yeah, sometimes I speculate on possible connections between things, but what do you expect?
Them to come out and admit that 9/11 was an inside job, to create the pretext for endless war? - of course they would never say such a thing, and that's why we need to connect the dots between the items we do know about.

This isn't the X Files here, this is real life documented historical fact, coupled with openly admitted wrongdoings reported in respectable publications and in Govt' documents - I told you about the attack on the Lusitania, the Gulf of Tonkin incident, the attack on the U.S. Liberty, Operation Northwoods, P.N.A.C. and many, many other indisputable historical facts .. like the Reichstag fire ..

and furthermore I was originally talking about Jim's comment on wanting to join that 'Mile high club', and was responding to his comment about Air Marshals not being on every flight.

Not to offend you DB, but you did sort of snatch the ball and run with it here.

But yeah, this isn't the topic here, and I said my piece.

**jim5cents** · 03-11-2011, 08:44 AM

Logisically, you can't have an air marshal on every flight. There are around 5000 flights non military flights over the us at any given time, and that doesn't included international inbounds.

Besides, arming the pilots is probably a better option anyways.

**RU Joe** · 03-11-2011, 02:52 PM

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Besides, arming the pilots is probably a better option anyways.

Why not Archie Bunker's solution - just give everyone a pistol as they board the plane, and that way if anyone gets any ideas they have no superiority!
It's funny as hell but I bet it would work.