women

**joz** · 08-17-2010, 10:59 PM

My wife was asking me what I talk about here with you all. I told her that there's a bunch of different topics that are talked about. She asked if we ever talked about women and I couldn't recall to many of those conversations. So I've decided to post this thread.

So who'd like to go first?

**Dojah** · 08-17-2010, 11:03 PM

Bunch of video game nerds talking about women....Its a concept.

I love them, and I hate them.

**Kugyince** · 08-17-2010, 11:04 PM

Bitches and hoes?

**joz** · 08-17-2010, 11:06 PM

Sure man, whatever you'd like. All right Tenser, how many hookers have you fucked?

**Slime Slayer** · 08-17-2010, 11:10 PM

I was just thinking of a neat forum game earlier, what we do is everyone signs up, and then we ask our wives or gf our whoever is closest to us if they recognize the user name.
So you ask your signifiacant other: do you recognize the name tenser?...jozzman?...dojah... and so on.
Most recognition wins.

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I went to a ho house one time and when they answered the door I got nervous and asked if my buddy was there lol.

**Kong** · 08-17-2010, 11:43 PM

@Steven, interesting. I say you do it. Recognize or list from memory. A twist (that would probably fail) have them describe the different users. Or have them say what they think we do here.

@Joz, Yeah, I bet girls would be surprised how little we talk about them and sex here.

**Slime Slayer** · 08-18-2010, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Kong

have them say what they think we do here.

I like this, but you can't give any hints at all, just the question.
My guess for my wife: "What do you mean what do you do on R.U.?!" hint of rage in her voice.

**Dudebro** · 08-18-2010, 12:58 AM

I can't play in your forum game, my gf knows pretty much all that goes on here and she only knows my username and would have no clue who anyone else is.

Other than that I think this topic might be enlightening.

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how many hookers have you fucked?

None, but I have fucked girls who probably had sex for money/drugs/w.e at some point.

You asked Tenser but it's a good question to ask everyone. Might break the ice a little.

**Slime Slayer** · 08-18-2010, 01:33 AM

I've only banged 1 chick, but I did a lot of chicks up the bum. i was paranoid about kids.

**Dudebro** · 08-18-2010, 01:42 AM

So what you're saying is you've had vaginal intercourse with only one girl but tons of butt sex with other chicks? If so I feel bad for you, the vagina is where it's at. Did you at least get a good amount of blowjobs?

**Slime Slayer** · 08-18-2010, 01:48 AM

I would love to see my clock count for time in mouth. Its gotta be days.

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Actually I'm probably into the weeks.

**Dudebro** · 08-18-2010, 01:55 AM

Well then it's all good. Oral is just as good if not better than vaginal depending on some conditions.

**joz** · 08-18-2010, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

Well then it's all good. Oral is just as good if not better than vaginal depending on some conditions.

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I've had anal before with a previous gf. You've all heard that story right?

**Tails** · 08-18-2010, 07:35 AM

-.- that one?

I don't have interesting stories to tell about women, cuz I am mostly a pansy about things, it wasn't until recently I found someone. Trying to get her to use her laptop to beat FF Tactics 2? I think on here and submit for mastered. Not a user yet.

Though, I got my first look of a woman who was a hooker I bet. Came in my work with a jacket on no shirt. Was winter too. Eh I'm not good in situations like that.

**Kugyince** · 08-18-2010, 08:22 AM

Tails, you should have tried to scan her. When she asked what you were doing you could have said: "Price check."

**joz** · 08-18-2010, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Tails

-.- that one?

I don't have interesting stories to tell about women, cuz I am mostly a pansy about things, it wasn't until recently I found someone. Trying to get her to use her laptop to beat FF Tactics 2? I think on here and submit for mastered. Not a user yet.

Though, I got my first look of a woman who was a hooker I bet. Came in my work with a jacket on no shirt. Was winter too. Eh I'm not good in situations like that.

lol yeah that one.

as for the situation at your work, you should apply this rule. When is doubt, whip it out.

**Tails** · 08-18-2010, 09:30 AM

But that's not me. I don't want to be that way either..

**joz** · 08-18-2010, 09:40 AM

Ok...let me ask you then. Do you even want to get laid any time soon?

**Tails** · 08-18-2010, 12:12 PM

I've always had the outlook of doing it because of love instead of pleasure.

**joz** · 08-18-2010, 12:20 PM

That's such a cliche. I'm not saying to bang just any girl you see. Be selective but don't wait for love to come by. What if you never find anyone and you turn into this guy

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**Tails** · 08-18-2010, 12:22 PM

Broken, and I know that, I won't go as far as marry then that. It's more I gotta care for them, not some fuck'n go.

**joz** · 08-18-2010, 12:27 PM

But fuck and runs are fun as hell. Right guys?

**Dojah** · 08-18-2010, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jozman3000

But fuck and runs are fun as hell. Right guys?

Lol, how many escape stories do you have? Or do you just come up with them as needed?

**joz** · 08-18-2010, 03:20 PM

Just one. Hooked up with a chick on myspace. Picked her up at her place and went to one of her friends house. Her friend was out of town and she was house sitting. Banged her a few times, but since she was getting attached, I deleted her from my friends list. Hey I warned her not to take me seriously. So I had to bail. Those myspace bitches are crazy.

**RU Joe** · 08-19-2010, 06:48 PM

Not to toot my own horn, but women I've encountered in my life have told me that I'm a bit of a looker and that I have a way of connecting with people, a 'charisma' if you will, that makes me quite attractive.

This effect is not total by any means since I am a bit of a 'Hippy' type and so tend to turn off the 9 - 5 office worker types who are most concerned about finding a man with a big financial portfolio and owns his condo than she is in 'having a good time'.

That's fine with me since those women seem more concerned with their home decor than they are in their men anyhow, and I simply don't live in the same World they do.

While I'm on the subject I want to ask if anyone else has encountered this particular problem:

{again, not tooting my own horn}

I can practically do push - ups with my tongue.
For years, I had a girlfriend who was a 'working girl', and she and her friend would get me to give them what they were giving all night but not getting themselves - and so it went for a while {oh so nice} that I was orally servicing these girls, perfecting the art of making women cum using only my tongue.

Fast forward to my last significant other = a really hot ex - U.S. Marine who was not only gorgeous, but also had genius - level intelligence and was sterile.
Amazingly smart, beautiful, and impossible to get pregnant - it was so nearly a perfect situation.

Now here's the 'problem' she had with me:

She said that my way of pinning her down and licking her to consecutive {4 - 5} orgasms was 'becoming too predictable' and 'routine'.
So I tried giving her some rim and then I was 'being gross' and 'making her sick'.

I've told other women about this and asked their opinion and they've said she's insane {they would tell me I could come and see them anytime - or was it see them cum anytime?}
and they only wish they could get some of that 'boring routine' once in a while.

I don't know - am I just a sex maniac?
Could it be that I'm too XXX for women?

Joz, chicks can't help but to get attached to you since it's their way, being ruled by their emotions first and logic second.
Even they admit it and say they hate it but are helpless to do anything about it; it's just how they're programmed.
Like how guys are programmed to admire tits and ass - we can't help that any more than they can help their being emotional.

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{please note that the above was written by me last night while still really hammered from a party I was at: we must have smoked 15 joints through the course of the evening, which made me rather loose - tongued, if you'll pardon the expression.

I'm fairly certain that you guys have had wilder sexual encounters than what I described here on a Sunday just before church anyhow - I know I've led a boring and uneventful life by comparison to the action a guy can find nowadays ... if we can believe the internet, that is ...}