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Do you guys adjust your packages regularly in public. I do it all the time and my wife says it's just me, but I insist that all guys do it, were just super good at not geting caught. So what is it? Do reach into your pants and move stuff around like a ninja? Or do you just wait till your in private?
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Holy crap, I need to stop making polls, three times in a row my seemingly basic question has been to cryptic for you guys. Sheesh.
I think you're mistaking confusion with recovery time from the sheer ridiculousness and general hilarity of the question at hand; I had to laugh about it for a bit myself before I finally regained my composure enough to formulate a sufficient response.
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To answer your question, I must also quantify a few of the variables in this particular equation:
1. Whenever I'm carrying a package for any length of time, regardless of its bulk or weight, I find after a given amount of time the need to change position in order to shift the weight and prevent any unnecessary back strain, RSD and so forth.
2. Depending on the nature of the particular package in question it may or may not be appropriate to seek privacy before this shifting of the weight occurs; some people are Ok with having others see them do it, and others may become quite self - conscious at this time.
Sometimes the act of shifting the weight in the presence of others is paramount, with the intention of the event itself becoming a display of strength and/ or stamina.
Again this depends on the package bulk or mass, as these variables directly dictate the apparent difficulty and therefore the overall impressiveness of the actual event.
Other variables to this particular aspect of the action {shifting of weight} may include the personality, age, sex, and/or physical strength of the intended audience themselves and/or their own weight shifting abilities.
3. As always, in the interest of equality it is also very important that the action {shifting of weight} be acceptable for anyone, regardless of personality, age, sex, and/or physical strength with regard to their individual shifting ability.
Furthermore and to the point this must include the shifting of different kindsof weight, regardless of the nature of the particular bulk or mass being shifted.
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So you, what, just rub up against anyone in the vicinity?
Or do you wildly shake it all about like a ninja on crack until it feels right?
I have a variety of techniques which I can perform in order to get the job done. Like Steven, I've used "The Step" and an alternate versions that I will call the "Sasquatch Step" and the "side step". Another move is the Michael Jackson. This one doesn't work too well at the mall for some reason though. But really, the most important tool is knowning where people are and finding a blind spot to be able to adjust your junk properly. Unless you don't care in which case I'll simply adjust it like a baseball player and spit.
I have on occasion pulled "the step", thats where you just take this really broad step forward, until your nuts become unattached to your leg.
I occasionally have to do this one, though I will generally wait until I am in a restroom or something.
When I absolutely have to do it in public, I'm a ninja about it for sure.
"My mind is my weapon. My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer and I have my mind... and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone if it is to keep its edge. That’s why I read so much, Jon Snow."
Bruce Lee wasn't ninja at all, he was quite showy and hard to ignore.
So, you make sounds like Bruce Lee did, when fighting, when you adjust your package?
I was making a joke that I always get caught, but I'm kidding I never get caught or it seems that way because I guess people never want to say to you "Why did you just adjust your package?"
"My mind is my weapon. My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer and I have my mind... and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone if it is to keep its edge. That’s why I read so much, Jon Snow."
Well if you do it like Bruce and they catch you that means you get to hurt them, bad. No one messed with him and got away without at least a foot to the chest. Look what he did to the last guy who called him out for adjusting himself in public!
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQfzvQFTtEw[/ame]
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I never get caught or it seems that way because I guess people never want to say to you "Why did you just adjust your package?"
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