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In F-Zero GX when he obtains the supreme power in the universe, he hangs it up
on the wall as a decoration (He knows he's too manly to need it). Also, he
defeats god in a race, name another person who has done that.
It, and the Chuck Norris thing, both of them have been overboard for a while now, it contained a little humor when it wasn't completely overused, I don't understand the obsession. If you want manly, go into a high school locker-room, there should be enough testosterone for you there.
"...The people living there know thirst, hunger, disease, they suffer all these things and in the end, they grow old and die. But for one brief moment they shine as bright as the sun, because they know these hardships, they also know the meaning of happiness..."
If you want manly, go into a high school locker-room, there should be enough testosterone for you there.
You'd be surprised as to the masculinity in the locker rooms.
The most masculine thing I've seen there is some idiot trying to start a fight and the other guy replying with stuff like "You're lucky I'm on probation, or I'd drop you right now."
You'd be surprised as to the masculinity in the locker rooms.
The most masculine thing I've seen there is some idiot trying to start a fight and the other guy replying with stuff like "You're lucky I'm on probation, or I'd drop you right now."
I know how much manly is in a locker room, I'm in one every day of the week and twice every other day, I've seen someone get goatse'd, something no one should ever bare witness to...
"...The people living there know thirst, hunger, disease, they suffer all these things and in the end, they grow old and die. But for one brief moment they shine as bright as the sun, because they know these hardships, they also know the meaning of happiness..."
Hey now, the Chuck Norris thing is still hilarious! I think he's comedy gold because it's unintentional humor. He didn't mean for Walker Texas Ranger to be a laughing stock