Bad words

[Dudebro]

I got suspended in Ikariam for saying shit in a circular alliance message. That shit was just wrong.

[Neutral]

They are basicly ukin' with your shi'.

Topic:
Swedish have like the weakest swearwords.

Only recently have we began importing Swedish equivalent of Turkish swearwords which probably have done more to our culture then the falafel-places. What I mean is swear-words which are not religious in nature.
One a scale its. 1. Russian, 2. English and 3. Swedish. We still don't even got an equivalent of "Fuck" in the mean of an general expression. The closest is something akin to "Hell", like "(d)jävla helvete!", which translates to "Devil Hell!"

An other word is "fan", which surprisingly... also translate to "devil". Don’t confuse it with "fann", though. It means "found".
Many translators translates "Jävla" to "Fuck" because they are so ashamed....

An common word heard among youngers to day is "Fitta", which now means cunt but it used to mean "wet marchland"...

[sezthemank]

motherfucking cocksucker is cool because there are so many cynibles!

Now something like " NOB HEAD" is alot quicker

[Kugyince]

Originally Posted by sezthemank

motherfucking cocksucker is cool because there are so many cynibles!

Now something like " NOB HEAD" is alot quicker

That nearly caused me an aneurysm.

[sezthemank]

Originally Posted by Dudebro

I got suspended in Ikariam for saying shit in a circular alliance message. That shit was just wrong.

My Ikariam account has dissapeared!
I think its because I didnt log in for ages.
Is there anyway of sorting it?

Also, whos that guy on your avatar.
Looks like a scottish actor whos in a show called Rab C Nesbit.

Originally Posted by Tenser

That nearly caused me an aneurysm.

Wel Ow aboutt wen I tawkz likke diz yo?

[Dudebro]

Sez, Ikariam deletes account if they're inactive for a certain amount of time. There's no way to recover them since they're deleted. If you wanted to keep an account without playing it you need to put it in vacation mode and check it every couple weeks like Sabby and Count did.

[Kugyince]

Originally Posted by sezthemank

Wel Ow aboutt wen I tawkz likke diz yo?

lulwat

[sezthemank]

BeT U wLuv iT wen Iz TLKZ Lke diz

[Neutral]

Originally Posted by sezthemank

BeT U wLuv iT wen Iz TLKZ Lke diz

U bet

[Tails]

Dudebro loves it.

[Dudebro]

Yeah! I love when people make themselves look uneducated. It gets me hard.

[Tails]

lmao, and frisky.

[Dudebro]

Uh no, frisky is for chicks or cats.

[Tails]

Wat, I thought you were the female and Tenser was the male?

[Dudebro]

I can't speak for him but I'm all man.

[sezthemank]

I have noticed that my grammer and spelling has gone back to shit since Ive not been on here.
This is the only place I really need to make a effort.

[Kugyince]

Originally Posted by sezthemank

I have noticed that my grammer grammar and spelling has have gone back to shit since Ive I haven't been on here.
This is the only place I really need to make a an effort.

You don't say?

[Dudebro]

Just wanted to bump this because I saw something interesting on MTV(amazing I know). I don't know the name of it but some crappy show with the retards from jersey shore was on and it was rated tv-14 around 7pm EST. They bleeped out the usual suspects but one that caught my attention was jerk off. I'm assuming intent mattered here, they called someone a jerkoff they didn't ask someone to jerk them off.

They also talked about fucking constantly but they used the gross term smush and it wasn't filtered. "You smushed a lot of girls" for example. I guess they could claim they were saying something more acceptable but to me smush would replace fuck not make love. Just seemed pretty fucking hypocritical.

[RU Joe]

Smush, hit it, tap it, smack it, bump it ... personally I like 'jiggy jiggy'.

[Dudebro]

I think all of those would pass this censor. Oddly enough it seems like any and all references to oral/anal sex is bleeped out. Not just this specific show I mean in general. By no means is that provable but it's my experience from tv viewing.

---------- Post added at 09:51 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:08 PM ----------

I left it on MTV in the background and I just heard another gem. Some sitcom they played had a girl hitting on a guy(one of the guys from jersey shore, no really) and she said something about "moving her bowels in the opposite/wrong direction". I found it to be a disturbingly vivid substitute for saying anal or butt sex. This is also a tv14 program.

[RU Joe]

"moving her bowels in the opposite/wrong direction".

I read this as meaning she's about to puke.

[Dudebro]

You must not be familiar with that old saying then. My grandmother always said that for taking a shit, move your bowels. I guess it's pretty accurate when you understand how it all works down there. Your bowel should have nothing to do with puking unless your shit pipe is leaking into your stomach, and that's pretty bad.

[Blue Shoe 2]

In somali culture, there are some words that are only curses in certain contexts. Araweelo can be a tongue-in-cheek remark about a feisty woman, or it can be a hateful remark about a woman who your afraid will cut your penis off if you're not paying attention.

[RU Joe]

My guess is that you're probably safer to avoid using words like that one; people have been killed over simple misunderstandings.

So, to keep ON TOPIC, I shall now let loose a string of profanity AVGN would be proud of:

Bastard son of a bitch!
Jesus' cunt - fucking goddamn ass master bitch - shitter!
Fucking, fucking, fucking bullshit goddamn it straight to hell - stupid fucking mother of FUCK!!!
AAAAARRRR!!

- Lovely!