Retro Uprising's BEST THREAD EVER!! - Page 5

**ZedIsDead** · 09-23-2009, 02:31 PM

You're going to love his nuts.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPKtBM99kAc"]YouTube - Slap Chop (2 minute version)[/ame]

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@SJB: Nice.

Here's one of my favorite bits from Family Guy:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvaRGiMWRaE"]YouTube - Family guy - Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man[/ame]

**RU Joe** · 09-23-2009, 02:53 PM

Ninjatiamat:

He actually said that on the infomercial.
I am in awe.
That is SO FUNNY.

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The other day, I came across an individual who had not seen this before.
Perhaps you are one yourself.
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky-JTAPhmUo"]YouTube - "Weird Al" Yankovic - It's All About The Pentiums[/nomedia]

**ZedIsDead** · 09-23-2009, 02:59 PM

www.wtf.org

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**samejamesbond** · 09-23-2009, 03:12 PM

Ninjamat are you god of the internet?

**ZedIsDead** · 09-23-2009, 03:12 PM

Yes.

If this thread does nothing else, it will drastically increase the use of the post ranking feature.

**sezthemank** · 09-23-2009, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeGrotowski

You know I just HAD to put this video up here:

YouTube - How to make people angry - Cruelty

What you are watching is Professor Himonya of Tokyo University handing his assistant a business card which he asks her to pretend is hers, and to hand it back to him.

I love this video (no, really Joe?) and must apologize to those who have seen it before as I understand it has nearly achieved the status of the Rick (Astley) Roll in terms of its saturation of many remixes on the net.

I still dont get this Video.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninjatiamat

YouTube - Family guy - Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man

LOL I made a whole thread about this one Video

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**ZedIsDead** · 09-23-2009, 03:25 PM

Really? Do you remember where it is?

**sezthemank** · 09-23-2009, 04:38 PM

RU Awesome group forum.
do you want the link ?

**RU Joe** · 09-23-2009, 04:46 PM

Sezthemank:
Re:
video: How to make people angry - Cruelty

Quote:

I still dont get this Video.

I imagine you may not be the only one.
Ok so now I will attempt to explain this video.

Professor Himonya has a series of these videos posted on the net (most dubbed over with someone's music however) and I still don't know whether they are being serious or not.
Mostly they deal with illustrating the BIG NO-NO's of Japanese office/business etiquette or so it seems.

In this one, he asks his assistant to take a business card and to pretend it is her business card, and that they are meeting for the first time.
(you can hear her say 'Hajimimashite',which literally means 'I am meeting you for the first time')
She presents the card to him and introduces herself.
Then he pretends to start reading 'her' card and crushes it.

Ok so THIS is the confusing part and what I need to explain:
In Japan, it seems that business etiquette is taken in extremely high regard and its protocols are as commandments.
To do what Prof. H. does in this video would not only be a confidence-crushing affair for the young lady, but would also be a terrible insult to her company.
Unforgivable! UNFORGIVABLE!

I hope my English is good enough to explain it.
Sometimes I can't understand my own posts.

**ZedIsDead** · 09-23-2009, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sezthemank

RU Awesome group forum.
do you want the link ?

No need. I found it and necro'd it.

It's too bad King of the Hill is off the air. Stuff like this is priceless.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRmXEtEiZ7I"]YouTube - Bobby Hill-Thats My Purse[/ame]

**samejamesbond** · 09-23-2009, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dudebro

I Facepalm your Facepalm:

**DrunkN** · 09-23-2009, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninjatiamat

www.wtf.org

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That would have been epic for me if I hadn't already seen it, but still a +rep for reminding me of when I typed it in my URL bar and laughed for 5 minutes straight.

**RU Joe** · 09-23-2009, 07:27 PM

Just look what this thread has degraded into.

**DrunkN** · 09-23-2009, 07:29 PM

This thread hasn't degraded, It's degraded when we have officially run out of jokes or if we just forget about it.

**samejamesbond** · 09-23-2009, 07:31 PM

Drunkninja, how did you make the origional Kong picture thing?

**RU Joe** · 09-23-2009, 07:32 PM

Everyone, I am truly sorry.
Because of the facepalm - forehead clasping nature of our collective failure in keeping things going in this thread,
I must use the
DEATHRAY on you all!
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m4iyYFxKh0"]YouTube - spor-deathray[/ame]

**DrunkN** · 09-23-2009, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by samejamesbond

Drunkninja, how did you make the origional Kong picture thing?

Eh? Do you mean Ninjatiamat?

**samejamesbond** · 09-23-2009, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drunkninja

Eh? Do you mean Ninjatiamat?

Right, Ninjatiamat, how did you make the origional Kong picture.

**RU Joe** · 09-23-2009, 08:32 PM

Sorry if I didn't warn you but there is a lot of BASS in 'Deathray'.
It isn't like it's 'Bass, I love you'
but there are some subsonic bursts in it.

WATCH THE BASS WITH THIS ONE, and I do mean TURN IT DOWN.
if you do this it is a lovely song.
(I wonder if Bobbie Sue would like it?)
LOTS of subsonics in this one. The biggest burst is a couple of seconds from the end.
(I warned you!) Fellow bass freaks, enjoy.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49Uo0V1DNG8"]YouTube - Bass I Love You- Basstronics[/ame]

Kong:
I have often wondered myself at your avatar.
It must have been a good party.

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Another drum and bass favorite:
(just as dangerous as 'Bass, I love you' so BASS WARNING applies here too)
Enjoy.
[nomedia]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPBT5BJ9Q6k]YouTube - Bass Test - Demanding tracks for your system [Drum & Bass[/nomedia]

**Dudebro** · 09-23-2009, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by samejamesbond

I Facepalm your Facepalm:

@NT- I'm very disappointed with you for the slap chop video. This one is much better-
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA"]YouTube - DJ Steve Porter featuring Vince Offer - "Slap Chop Rap"[/ame]

**ZedIsDead** · 09-24-2009, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by samejamesbond

Right, Ninjatiamat, how did you make the origional Kong picture.

I used this site.

Parody Motivator Generator

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I think even you will be able to appreciate this, Dudebro:

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This is for Sabby.

**bigred** · 09-24-2009, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninjatiamat

you know you want to post in the best thread ever.

And, yes, i am bored.

the games dont even work

**Dudebro** · 09-24-2009, 05:36 PM

PM sent about the games, next time please post in the right section.

**Mareeps** · 09-24-2009, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninjatiamat

I used this site.

Parody Motivator Generator

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I think even you will be able to appreciate this, Dudebro:

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This is for Sabby.

oh god, i played that steaming pile of crap.
its worst than they say

**Smittycal** · 09-24-2009, 06:58 PM

My prediction for this thread

Its all down hill from here (jk)