Corrupt a Wish - Page 89

**Tails** · 04-29-2012, 01:15 PM

Granted, it improved by 1 point and all the other reviews dropped by 30.

I wish I got this new hr.

**Blue Shoe 2** · 04-29-2012, 10:05 PM

Granted, but since I don't know what HR means, you get a new H.R. Giger replica.

Enjoy.

I wish I had a nice batch of chocolate chip cookies...

**OmegaShadow** · 04-29-2012, 10:34 PM

Granted. You now have a nice batch of chocolate chip cookies. But it gets mixed in with several batches of disgusting chocolate chip cookies. Good luck sorting them out.

I wish there weren't any disgusting cookies.

**Klawlight** · 04-30-2012, 03:35 AM

granted, but now BS2 doesn't get any cookies anymore, gj.. jerk >.>
I wish I had faster internet

**plzinsertname** · 04-30-2012, 10:53 AM

Granted it goes too fast and explodes

I wish I was smarter

**warghoul** · 04-30-2012, 12:10 PM

Granted you now know basic math.
I wish I had more soda and didn't have to go to the store.

**psimaster** · 04-30-2012, 12:54 PM

Granted but now you have nothing but soda
I wish AOL never existed (it's the browser I have and it's really crappy so I also wish I had a better browser).

**warghoul** · 04-30-2012, 01:02 PM

^ makes no sense

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also aol is all I had in the 90's lay off my chat rooms and porn
after your edit it now makes sense. Sorry.

**psimaster** · 04-30-2012, 01:03 PM

What I meant was that you can't have anything other than soda

**warghoul** · 04-30-2012, 01:04 PM

I meant before you edited and it said something about ru reviews

**psimaster** · 04-30-2012, 01:07 PM

Also do you think that I should change my avatar?

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Originally Posted by warghoul

I meant before you edited and it said something about ru reviews

Uh...I forgot that I was only looking at the page before this one so I had to fix it.

**Klawlight** · 04-30-2012, 02:14 PM

(This is going off topic fast)
granted, your browser is now better in the sense that it doesn't even open
I wish I didn't have to go into class today

**Tails** · 04-30-2012, 02:44 PM

granted, now you go in on saturdays and sundays and only off mondays.

I wish this wouldn't go off topic.

**Kugyince** · 04-30-2012, 05:21 PM

Granted. Off topic post will now be deleted.

I wish we could all get along.

**Klawlight** · 04-30-2012, 05:40 PM

granted, we all now have really bad game titled "along", every two seconds the game crashes unless you pay the dev 20$ on DLC once a month
I wish I'd get more streetpasses on my 3ds

**Tails** · 04-30-2012, 05:43 PM

granted but it's misnotifications and your 3ds eventually dies.

I wish my arm quit hurting.

**Blue Shoe 2** · 04-30-2012, 07:35 PM

Granted, you get your arm replaced with one of Adam Jensen's. He's not happy about this, and will hunt you down.

I wish there were more native american restaurants in america.

**Tails** · 04-30-2012, 09:09 PM

granted but they replaced fan favorites like BK and Mcdonalds.

I wish I was at Raw tonight

**DrunkN** · 04-30-2012, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Tails

granted but they replaced fan favorites like BK and Mcdonalds.

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Most favorable corruption, ever.

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I wish I was at Raw tonight

Granted, but it's the other kind of raw...

I wish I didn't make such a short corruption to increase the chance of being the first to respond to Tails.

**Blue Shoe 2** · 04-30-2012, 11:17 PM

Granted, you make a long, rather illegible corruption, and receive much negative rep.

I wish I had a can of Science!

**warghoul** · 04-30-2012, 11:52 PM

Granted but due to poor canning procedure your can of science spoiled and turned into a can of theology.

I wish I could go to the ghost concert in Minneapolis next week.

**Klawlight** · 05-01-2012, 12:34 AM

granted, next week you're off to be haunted by ghosts who want nothing less of eating your sexual organs. Or at least make you wince at the thought.

I wish I had more time to work on my writing

**jim5cents** · 05-01-2012, 09:52 AM

Granted, a giant comet slams into the Earth, opposite the axis of rotation and slowing the Earth's rotational speed, thus resulting in longer day. The impact of the comet blinded you and wiped out all other human life on the planet. While you have more time to write, no one, including yourself can read it.

I wish I owned an airplane.

**samejamesbond** · 05-01-2012, 11:06 AM

Granted, you go for a test run with some music stars and Don McLean wrote a song about your idiocy.

I wish I could relax right now.

**psimaster** · 05-01-2012, 06:07 PM

Granted, you go deaf from boredom.
I wish I was a mod.