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[Blue Shoe 2]

I'm not sure if this was posted already but here it goes.


So, a man walks into his doctor's office. He's been feeling pretty bad. The doctor hands him a cup and says, "Give me a urine sample and pour it in that machine down the hall; it will tell you what you have and dispense the necessary medication."

So, he does that; the machine tells him he has tennis elbow, recommends he takes two pills and come back in the morning.

He thinks "wow! what a cool machine... I wonder if it can be tricked?"

So, he convinces his daughter and wife to put their urine in a cup. Afterwards, he mixes his dog's feces into it, and his own semen for good measure.

He sneaks up to the machine, pours in the sample, and the machine tells him...

"Your daughter is pregnant, your wife is cheating on you with your father, your dog has worms, and if you don't stop whacking off your arm will never get better!"