Corrupt a Wish - Page 51

**Demon-Mask** · 03-06-2010, 11:52 PM

Granted, but the sound it makes gives away your location.

I wish I had Stealth Camo.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-06-2010, 11:55 PM

Granted but it's a bright orange camo

I wish I had a 2000 Points Card for the Wii

**Mareeps** · 03-07-2010, 12:02 AM

Granted, but it will only download Ghost's and Goblins and Milon's Secret Castle.

I wish I could download megaman 10.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-07-2010, 12:10 AM

Granted, but your internet connection fails on you every time you try to download it

I wish my hiccups would go away

**Mareeps** · 03-07-2010, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chuck Norris

Granted, but your internet connection fails on you every time you try to download it

I wish my hiccups would go away

You know, that usually happens anyway.

Granted, but you can't stop sneezing.

I wish my dog didn't beg for food.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-07-2010, 12:22 AM

Granted, now your dog begs for money

I wish I had that "Hi How Are You?" T Shirt Kurt Cobain once wore

**Mareeps** · 03-07-2010, 12:24 AM

Granted, but you accidentally wash it with your pink underwear and use bleach, now the text is blotched out.

I wish commercials didn't exist, so I wouldn't have to mute the TV every 10 minutes.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-07-2010, 12:28 AM

Granted, now Television shows don't exist either

I wish I ghost powers

**Mareeps** · 03-07-2010, 12:48 AM

Granted, you turn green and have a giant Ghostbusters logo on you, have fun getting a taste of the streams in 2 minutes.

I wish Active Enterprises (the creators of Action 52) never existed.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-07-2010, 12:50 AM

Granted, but another company makes the same game and makes it 11x more awful

I wish Van Halen would perform at next years Superbowl Halftime Show

**fenrir1887** · 03-07-2010, 06:58 AM

Granted, but they break up afterwards.

I wish I could get tickets to a Van Halen concert from time to time.

**Tails** · 03-07-2010, 07:20 AM

Granted but they are fake.

I wish Val Halen was real.

**fenrir1887** · 03-07-2010, 07:22 AM

Granted, but now you have to have him as a roommate.

I wish I could purify polluted water.

**Tails** · 03-07-2010, 08:30 AM

granted, but Suicune kills you since that's his territory.

I wish I got lucky.

**Mareeps** · 03-07-2010, 09:25 AM

Granted, but your mom walks in on you.

I wish my cats were younger so they would live longer.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-07-2010, 10:41 AM

+1 Brawl hahahaha!

Granted, but they outlive you

I wish my throat stopped hurting

**Mareeps** · 03-07-2010, 10:53 AM

Granted, now your legs hurt so bad that you can't roundhouse kick.

I wish I had a bottle of regular Dr. Pepper that would never run out.

**Tails** · 03-07-2010, 11:09 AM

LMAO, not that.

Granted but it's flat.

I wish I beat Zelda 2 sooner.

**KingRanech** · 03-07-2010, 11:11 AM

Granted, but you speed through it and stop enjoying it.

I wish i had sweet muttonchops.

**Tails** · 03-07-2010, 11:17 AM

Granted, but they thought you said you wanted to be busted in the chops.. enjoy.

I wish I can beat Zelda 1 now.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-07-2010, 11:31 AM

Granted, you beat once you boot it up

I wish the AVGN would review E.T

**Mareeps** · 03-07-2010, 11:34 AM

Granted, but his Atari stops working.

I wish I had a Sega Genesis.

**Tails** · 03-07-2010, 12:10 PM

Granted, but it don't work.

I wish I had a sword.

**Demon-Mask** · 03-07-2010, 12:12 PM

Granted, have so much fun with your new pet swordfish.

I wish I was better at Punch Out.

**KingRanech** · 03-07-2010, 12:14 PM

Granted, but now your terrible at everything else.

AND you look like King Hippo.

I wish i had a beagle on a bagle.