Corrupt a Wish

[samejamesbond]

Granted, but a son of a submariner comes and kills you.

I wish King Leonidas was alive.

[Mareeps]

Granted, but he kicked you into a pit.

I wish I had the map

[StarfoxFan2009]

Granted, but it was blank.
I wish it was Friday already.

[joz]

Originally Posted by samejamesbond

granted, but a son of a submariner comes and kills you.

[StarfoxFan2009]

granted, but no wish + not granting previous wish= Black hole
I wish jozman had posted a wish

[samejamesbond]

Granted, but the massive amount of corruption it causes destroys RetroUprising.

I wish RetroUprising wasn't destroyed by the corrupt wish.

[StarfoxFan2009]

Originally Posted by samejamesbond

Granted, but the massive amount of corruption it causes destroys RetroUprising.

I wish RetroUprising wasn't destroyed by the corrupt wish.

Granted, but Captain Falcon's racer was destroyed.
I wish today would end sooner.

[joz]

Granted, but now you must create RU's big brother site for 64 bit systems and up!....AAARRRRGGGG!!! Beaten to it by SFF2k9
Granted, but tomorrow will be like a Monday for you.

I wish I had the power to bend light.

[StarfoxFan2009]

Granted, but you extinguish the sun.
I wish i could bend the dark shadows

[joz]

Granted, but since I extinguished the sun you can never tell what you are doing with the shadows.

I wish I had a PB and J sandwich.

[Mareeps]

granted, but it was made 3 years ago.

I wish I had an actual computer chair.

[joz]

Granted, but your computer gets a corrupted file that freezes you computer everytime you log on to RU.

I wish I could travel thru time so I can go back 3 years to enjoy that delicious PB&J sandwich

[Mareeps]

Granted, but the time travel only works once and you are stranded in the year 2007, waiting for RU to add SNES games.

I wish i had time travel that worked more than once.

[Demon-Mask]

Granted, but you create a time paradox and kill all of existence.

I wish I were as cool as Solid Snake.

[samejamesbond]

Granted, but you end up as Raiden instead.

I wish I was Captain Falcon.

[Demon-Mask]

Granted, but you lose your ability to fight.

I wish I was Liquid Ocelot
(Ocelot Revolver, with Liquid's arm)

[StarfoxFan2009]

Granted, but Liquid Snake kills you for having his arm.
I wish for a stash of buttered toast[COLOR="Silver"]

[Demon-Mask]

Granted, but it is all stale.

I wish I could play Metal Gear 2.

[Mareeps]

Granted, but after 5 minutes, the game freezes.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of ice cream.

[HackNSlash]

granted but ......................... when it arrives it's already melted.

i wish ........ to outgrow my children

[joz]

Granted, but now you're the 50 foot tall woman.

I wish I was the president of Square Enix.

[nesrocks]

You got it but you're always trapped in your room arguing with nintendo and you don't ever have time to look at the games they're making, or play them.

I wish most companies that make Wii games would actually put effort into making them.

[Tails]

OOC: They do put effort O_o.

Granted, but since they already do, you wasted your wish.

I wish it was my week off...

[joz]

Granted, but now there's a huge storm in your area and you are left without power and unable to travel for that entire week....oh and the toilet broke.

I wish I my skin was bullet proof.

[Tails]

Well, I love storms, especially thunder, so that's not corrupting~

Granted, but it became everything proof, just when you needed the vaccine for a deadly virus by shot.

I wish Miku would sing Gato.