Corrupt a Wish

[Tails]

Granted, you now are so unshy that you become a male/female stripper.

I wish Animaniacs was on more.

[N64Frk]

I'm a guy, and dear lord almighty, I'm 12, If you haven't checked.


Granted, but It is now the ONLY show on tv, replacing all tv shows, including the news, and causing economic instability.

I wish I never decided to take computer applications for school, It's so boring.

[Blue Shoe 2]

Granted, your new class is staring at grass grow. ON THE MOOOOOOON!

....that doesn't even make sense.

I wish more game's installers could be minimized like League of Legends.

[Mareeps]

Granted, but the minimize option is DLC and you must pay $1 for that option.

I wish my cousins would play a game other than Call of Duty.

[Blue Shoe 2]

Granted, instead they exclusively Sonic '06.


I wish coffee was still effective for me.

[N64Frk]

Granted,but you drink so much coffee in 1 sitting that you implode.

I wish I could draw better anime.

[psimaster]

Granted, but voice acting is terrible.

I wish today's music and shows weren't such garbage.

[N64Frk]

Granted, but now tv is all in black and white without sound.

I wish Everyone wasn't so biased against Thetere.

[Mareeps]

Granted, they are now biased against everything else. Anyone who does not like theatre is looked down upon as sub-human.

I wish I could forget everything about living in this town when I move.

[N64Frk]

Granted, you forget it on the car ride to the new town, but the new town turns out to be silent hill...

I wish that my best friend wasn't so rude.

[jim5cents]

Granted, instead, your bff is dead.

I wish there were no such things as hangovers.

[N64Frk]

Granted, but now wine and the like don't exist and all there is to drink instead is sheep's milk.
I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Blue Shoe 2]

Granted, instead your limbs get replaced with tires.

I wish that I had a set of the Emperor's Terminator Armor (warhammer 40k)

[plzinsertname]

Granted, it's made of plastic

I wish today was friday...

[Tails]

Granted.. enjoy.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0]Friday - Rebecca Black - Official Music Video - YouTube[/ame]

I wish my mike didn't break.

[Blue Shoe 2]

Granted, a man named Michael who was being tortured didn't break under torture. He escapes his captivity, finds out where you live, and gives you a great, big, bear hug. He smells terrible.

I wish there was a film based of the travels of Ciaphas Cain.

[N64Frk]

Granted, but nobody cares about Ciaphas Cain, so the movie flops.

I wish my dad had internet at his house.

[jim5cents]

Granted...and when the kids aren't home, he spends his time in preteen chatrooms, then gets a visit from Chris Hansen.

I wish I had more sleep last night.

[plzinsertname]

Granted, you fall in to a state of undisturbable slumber and don't wake up until 2025

I wish my headache was gone

[N64Frk]

Granted, your headache is now a migraine.

I wish next week would come faster.

[plzinsertname]

Granted, but someone dies in the confusion of the accelerated time paradox!

I wish I could get the hang of DBZ Super Butouden's complex controls ¬_¬

[N64Frk]

Granted, It's ported too the wii and stupid gimmicky motion controls replace most of the buttons.

I wish I could cure all the sick children of the world.

[Mareeps]

Granted, now everyone but children get sick.

I wish reality tv didn't exist.

[N64Frk]

Granted, they invent a genre called "Reality fiction" that makes up stories tat could happen on a reality TV show, but don't.
I wish I could read faster.

[Tails]

Granted, but you don't read ti well and often mess up.

I wish I was in Illinois.