Corrupt a Wish - Page 82

**Mareeps** · 07-25-2011, 01:04 PM

Granted, but it runs at 50% speed for you.

I wish I could use the Force.

**mario90s** · 07-25-2011, 01:30 PM

Granted, you now have the power to force your door to close.

I wish I had the Green Mask from Jim Carrey's The Mask.

**KATZ** · 07-25-2011, 04:40 PM

wish granted, but it is only a 1/2 scale prop....

i wish i was a pokemon master

**psimaster** · 07-25-2011, 05:20 PM

Granted, but everyone finds out that you used an action replay cheating device and you get banned.

I wish I could use all PSI. And anyone who corrupts this wish will get PK Starstormed!!

**Blue Shoe 2** · 07-25-2011, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by psimaster

Granted, but everyone finds out that you used an action replay cheating device and you get banned.

I wish I could use all PSI. And anyone who corrupts this wish will get PK Starstormed!!

Granted, but it gets misinterpreted as Sigh. you now cannot speak without sighing at every other second and no one takes you seriously.

I wish that my mouth wasn't burned from eating a hot burrito.

**KATZ** · 07-26-2011, 05:15 PM

granted, it was from eating a hot taco :P

i wish that randy savage never had that accident

**Blue Shoe 2** · 07-26-2011, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by KATZ

granted, it was from eating a hot taco :P

i wish that randy savage never had that accident

Granted, but he decides to get a sex change and moves to Guadalajara.

I wish for shiggity shiggity schwaaa.

**psimaster** · 07-26-2011, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Blue Shoe 2

Granted, but he decides to get a sex change and moves to Guadalajara.

I wish for shiggity shiggity schwaaa.

What the heck is that?

**KATZ** · 07-26-2011, 06:44 PM

wish granted but there was a misconception and you get twentyscheven and a hayf

i wish for noms

by the way psimaster this is what it is http://youtu.be/-XccUMOQ978

**Blue Shoe 2** · 07-26-2011, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by KATZ

wish granted but there was a misconception and you get twentyscheven and a hayf

i wish for noms

by the way psimaster this is what it is ‪Schfifty Five‬&rlm; - YouTube

actually it's from this[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg-wRQdrSqo]‪Mario Twins‬&rlm; - YouTube[/ame]

You get a Sanvich. Scout takes it from you.

I wish for a full-blown, feature film version of Call of Cthulhu.

**Orphan** · 07-26-2011, 07:25 PM

wish granted...the main actor is Justin Beiber

I wish for world peace!

**Mareeps** · 07-26-2011, 07:34 PM

Granted, everyone is dead.

I wish I could live somewhere else.

**Blue Shoe 2** · 07-26-2011, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by brawlmaster12344

Granted, everyone is dead.

I wish I could live somewhere else.

Granted, but you live on a permanently night minecraft island with toooooons of creepers.

I wish that I had the whole world, in my hands.

**psimaster** · 07-26-2011, 10:03 PM

Granted, but you get burned by all the stars around you.

**Blue Shoe 2** · 07-26-2011, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by psimaster

Granted, but you get burned by all the stars around you.

Granted, but the blankness corrupts everything else.

I wish that I could see past REALITY!

**psimaster** · 07-26-2011, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by psimaster

Granted, but you get burned by all the stars around you.

CRAP!! I forgot the wish part!!(smacks forehead)

**Blue Shoe 2** · 07-26-2011, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by psimaster

CRAP!! I forgot the wish part!!(smacks forehead)

Granted, since I took that statement as a wish, and you get no real wish

I wish I could suddenly turn into Venom whenever I sang "yankee doodle dandy"

**Ashums** · 07-27-2011, 10:25 AM

Granted, but you lose your voice and can never sing yankee doodle again.

I wish they made a port of Pac-Man Battle Royale for home consoles already since the arcade game insn't in the UK yet!

**KATZ** · 07-27-2011, 11:06 AM

wish granted but every console you touch breaks

i wish for evil demon puppies >: D

**psimaster** · 07-27-2011, 11:29 AM

Granted but they eat their owners.

I wish my parents would let me watch Family Guy.

**Blue Shoe 2** · 07-27-2011, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by psimaster

Granted but they eat their owners.

I wish my parents would let me watch Family Guy.

Granted, but only the first episode, with latin voices.

I wish for a C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

**KATZ** · 07-28-2011, 08:21 AM

Wish granted but it was for how many days you lived

i wish i had a self cleaning cat box

**Blue Shoe 2** · 07-28-2011, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by KATZ

Wish granted but it was for how many days you lived

i wish i had a self cleaning cat box

Granted, but it launches the...ahem, various wastes into your bed.

I wish.... FOR INFINITY!

**Orphan** · 07-28-2011, 05:05 PM

Wish granted...but you are now living in hell

I wish that I was no longer an Orphan!

**Blue Shoe 2** · 07-28-2011, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Orphan

Wish granted...but you are now living in hell

I wish that I was no longer an Orphan!

Granted, but your new parents are...

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I wish that I could use telekinesis... ON DUCKS!!!