Corrupt a Wish - Page 80

**samejamesbond** · 03-17-2011, 04:50 PM

Granted, but the room fills with gas and explodes.

I wish I had the powers of Thor.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 03-17-2011, 05:34 PM

granted, but Odin banishes you to earth in the form of a horse.

I wish i had wolverine's powers

**Mareeps** · 03-17-2011, 07:24 PM

Granted, however attempting to use the claws horribly mutilates your hand.

I wish I didn't have a dentist appointment tomorrow.

**jim5cents** · 03-17-2011, 07:39 PM

Granted, your dentist office gets hit with a meteorite just as you are about to walk in the door. You develop PTSD as result of your brush with death. You never go to the dentist again and your teeth end up looking like this.

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I wish a 16 seed beats a 1 seed.

**warghoul** · 03-20-2011, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by jim5cents

I wish a 16 seed beats a 1 seed.

Granted than you lose your life savings that you bet on the sure win

I wish season 2 of East Bound and Down would come out on DVD

**alohaex** · 03-20-2011, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by samejamesbond

Granted, but the room fills with gas and explodes..

With my cooking skills just might happen

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Granted it comes out of DVD but your player explodes destroying it self and all the disc's

I wish I had more time off from work

**Mareeps** · 03-20-2011, 05:39 PM

Granted, you now have no job, and you now live on the streets.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

**alohaex** · 03-20-2011, 07:43 PM

Granted now you have to much to do and you go nuts from the stress

I wish I had a better location to use my computer

**Mareeps** · 03-21-2011, 05:45 AM

Granted, however due to a sudden flood, the only place is on top of a volcano.

I wish I could shoot fire out of my hands, without burning myself.

**samejamesbond** · 03-21-2011, 12:01 PM

Granted, but you were in alohaex's kitchen when you tried your powers out.

I wish the Yankees win the World Series this year!

**Mareeps** · 03-21-2011, 02:44 PM

Granted, but the next one they win is in the year 2100.

I wish I had the power to eradicate my enemies.

**alohaex** · 03-22-2011, 12:44 PM

Granted but your powers see all as enemy's and you end up killing everyone

I wish I could have used my computer last night

**Mareeps** · 03-22-2011, 03:39 PM

(World Peace Achieved!)

Granted, but you have to watch all the internet shock videos before using the rest of the internet.

I wish I had 17 dollars.

**alohaex** · 03-22-2011, 07:47 PM

Granted but now what you were going to buy with the $17 now cost a lot more

I wish these winds would calm down

**Mareeps** · 03-22-2011, 07:59 PM

Granted, only the winds were really a form of magic that prevented an ancient monster form destroying all of existence.

I wish I could walk thru walls.

**Tails** · 03-23-2011, 07:25 AM

Granted but when you walk through one you get cursed and turn into a Purple Rabbit.

I wish it would thunderstorm more.

**alohaex** · 03-23-2011, 12:14 PM

Granted but then you get struck by lighting

I wish this guy would stop lawnmowing and go away

**Mareeps** · 03-23-2011, 12:23 PM

Granted, his lawnmower explodes, killing him. Sadly, the explosion damages your house severely.

I wish I didn't get a thundersnowstorm last night

**alohaex** · 03-24-2011, 01:08 PM

Granted but now you have to deal with a wild fire right next door

I wish my shoulder didn't hurt

**Mareeps** · 03-24-2011, 02:48 PM

Granted, now your entire body except for your shoulder is on fire.

I wish I could breathe both above water and below water.

**Paul** · 03-25-2011, 04:09 PM

Granted, but you can't stop breathing above/under water otherwise your lungs collapse O_O

I wish for a selfish fish to finish my liquorice.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 03-27-2011, 05:03 PM

Granted, but he steals your girlfriend too.

I wish some friends would hang out with me

**samejamesbond** · 03-27-2011, 07:41 PM

Granted, but they throw lead pipes at you.

I wish I could speak every language.

**alohaex** · 03-28-2011, 01:21 AM

Granted but now you can't stop talking

I wish I could travel the world

**Tails** · 03-28-2011, 01:22 AM

Granted, but you traveled the world as a carny becoming the main attraction.

I wish Pokemon B/W's bike was easier to control.