Corrupt a Wish - Page 78

**alohaex** · 03-13-2011, 05:06 PM

Granted but then you got to go to work for 24 hours

I wish I had the Midas touch

**Paul** · 03-14-2011, 02:48 PM

Granted, but you touch the wrong lady and she sues you for your entire estate.

I wish I had Green Eggs & Ham.

**joz** · 03-14-2011, 03:07 PM

Granted. They make you sick. You should never eat eggs if they're green.

I wish I had the Silver Surfer's powers and abilities.

**alohaex** · 03-14-2011, 03:13 PM

Granted but then every one hates you cause you bring Galatics to eat their world

I wish I had a shave ice

**Mareeps** · 03-14-2011, 05:11 PM

Granted, you can now shave with ice.

I wish I didn't join the losing team in Black ops.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 03-14-2011, 07:30 PM

granted, now you are banned from playing

i wish i had a Xbox 360 with Fallout 3

**Mareeps** · 03-14-2011, 07:58 PM

Granted. The second you get out of the Vault, you get Red Ring'd.

I wish all your base are belong to me!

**alohaex** · 03-14-2011, 11:53 PM

Granted then they all explode killing you

I wish I had a big plate of pasta with garlic bread

**Tails** · 03-15-2011, 03:52 AM

Granted but it was cold and moldy.

I wish my ear would unclog up.

**alohaex** · 03-15-2011, 04:50 AM

Granted but then you hear what you should not have an mobsters kill you

I wish I had an ice cream

**Paul** · 03-15-2011, 07:24 AM

Granted, but It's a Klondike Bar, and a giant white bear comes out and slashes at you.

I wish I had the ability to kick someones ass over the internet.

**jim5cents** · 03-15-2011, 07:46 AM

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I wish I had a cigarette.

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Granted you drop it in a puddle

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Originally Posted by warghoul

Granted you drop it in a puddle
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I HATE it when that happens.

Pfftt....I can still eat it.

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I wish I had the ability to kick someones ass over the internet.

Granted, and as you are looking across the internet for someone whos ass you can kick, you stumble across some 15 year old that is talking smack, so you threaten to kick his ass, but you hit the wrong key, instead typing lick. Next thing you know, this dude shows up

and you go to jail for a long time and are subjected to IRL ass kickings.

I wish for some coconuts.

**joz** · 03-15-2011, 07:51 AM

Granted. But ~~Chuck Norris blocks and counters you with a round house every time you try.~~ Jim's was way better and more creative of a corruption.

Granted. You now have a coconut...but now you don't want it.

I wish I could morph into an animal.

**samejamesbond** · 03-15-2011, 01:14 PM

Granted, you turn into a snail and a kid pours salt on you.

I wish I would stop getting paired up with pros in ranked matches in MvC3!

**Tails** · 03-15-2011, 01:21 PM

Granted you now face a cheater with no life loss on and max bar always. ;D

I wish this cat didn't fall asleep on my lap.

**joz** · 03-15-2011, 01:33 PM

granted. It dies on your lap now.

I wish I could see the future

**jim5cents** · 03-15-2011, 02:07 PM

Granted, you see into the future...into your daughter's prom night.

I wish for a huge slab of whale steak.

**samejamesbond** · 03-15-2011, 02:26 PM

Granted, it's raw and you get food poisoning.

I wish I never watched Skyline.

**joz** · 03-15-2011, 03:05 PM

Granted. Instead you get run over by a Skyline because you didn't see it.

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Granted, you see into the future...into your daughter's prom night.

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I wish I owned a Skyline

**Tails** · 03-15-2011, 03:29 PM

Granted but it was the Chili restaurant facing forclosure.

I wish I had 50 bucks.

**alohaex** · 03-15-2011, 03:39 PM

Granted but it's counterfit

I wish I had a hot dog (I'm hungry)

**joz** · 03-15-2011, 03:49 PM

Granted. But your hot dog is too hawt dawg and you burn yourself.

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I wish I had gum

**Mareeps** · 03-15-2011, 05:20 PM

Granted, but it is so good that you can't stop chewing, and die from starvation.

I wish I could catch 'em all.

**warghoul** · 03-15-2011, 06:17 PM

granted you now have every std
I wish I didn't have beef jerky stuck between my teeth.

**Darkdragon** · 03-15-2011, 06:28 PM

Granted. You now have cactus spines stuck in your tongue.

I wish I had a watermelon.