Corrupt a Wish - Page 74

**Chuck Norris** · 12-10-2010, 09:58 PM

granted but now they're so fast that your flesh rips off your body due to the extremely fast speeds.

I wish ArcadeOX worked on Ubuntu

**samejamesbond** · 12-10-2010, 10:03 PM

Granted, only the computer glitches up and you can never use ArcadeOX again.

I wish I could go to Sparta.

**Chuck Norris** · 12-10-2010, 10:17 PM

granted but since you're an outsider you get your head chopped off and the last words you hear are..."THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!!!!!!"

I wish could accurately predict everyone's fate

**samejamesbond** · 12-10-2010, 10:33 PM

Granted, only you live your death over and over again.

I wish Marvel vs. Capcom 3 was out already.

**Mareeps** · 12-11-2010, 10:35 AM

Granted, but only 4 characters are in it.

I wish I had no neighbors.

**Tails** · 01-27-2011, 08:36 AM

Granted - you now live on the moon.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

**joz** · 01-27-2011, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tails

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

Granted

**Mareeps** · 01-27-2011, 03:39 PM

I wish it was warmer out, but not anything over 90 degrees.

**joz** · 01-27-2011, 03:47 PM

Granted. It is now 89 degrees Celsius in your area.

I wish I had photographic memory.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 01-28-2011, 12:18 AM

Granted, but then you take a trip into the Dead Zone.

I wish i had the ability to live underwater and on land

**samejamesbond** · 01-28-2011, 12:43 AM

Granted, too bad you were shoved out of a plane.

I wish Jersey Shore would be canceled.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 01-28-2011, 12:45 AM

Granted, but Snooki gets a new show

I wish the cast of Jersey Shore were stuck in jail permanently

**samejamesbond** · 01-28-2011, 12:49 AM

Granted, but they all die and shaunt you for eternity.

I wish Frank was in MvC3...

**StarfoxFan2009** · 01-28-2011, 12:52 AM

granted, but in order to get him, you have to pay $500 dollars to download him

I wish i had no problems to deal with

**Mareeps** · 01-28-2011, 07:09 AM

Granted, you now have murderers to deal with.

I wish it was 70 degrees Fahrenheit out.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 01-31-2011, 07:41 PM

granted, but instead of 70, it's 700.

I wish i had a well paying job

**Mareeps** · 01-31-2011, 08:08 PM

Granted, you get a job that gives you a well after 1 year, and nothing else.

I wish my ps3 controller would work.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 01-31-2011, 08:10 PM

granted, but it breaks after one use

i wish i had a Xbox 360 minus the RROD

**Mareeps** · 01-31-2011, 08:13 PM

Granted, but you get a box with a picture of an x circled on it.

I wish my cat would shut up.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 01-31-2011, 08:16 PM

granted, but now you get bitten instead

I wish that avatar of CATS was erased

**Mareeps** · 01-31-2011, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StarfoxFan2009

granted, but now you get bitten instead

I wish that avatar of CATS was erased

Granted, but it is replaced with the mechanic that he just set up the bomb.

I wish I could wish for more wishes.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 01-31-2011, 08:48 PM

granted, but all the wishes turn out to be corrupted with a poor translation like Pokemon Green

i wish my dad's van didn't get shot up

**joz** · 01-31-2011, 08:54 PM

Granted. Now anyone who rides in your dad's van gets shot at every 5 minutes.

I wish I could make a banana.

**pieman124** · 01-31-2011, 10:00 PM

Granted: Its poisionis and you die when you eat it.

I wish that the 6 characters that were only in dragonball raging blast 2 were not horrible.

**Mareeps** · 02-01-2011, 07:06 AM

Granted, all dragonball characters are horrible now.

I wish it was Saturday.