Corrupt a Wish - Page 7

**Blue Shoe 2** · 11-23-2008, 10:28 AM

Granted but she was hiding her brainyness and she becomes and evil genius thanks to you giving her extra and she takes overr the world. have a nice day.

I wish i had a complete set of the james bond movies. (i've only seen "From Russia with Love" in Italian)

**david man45** · 11-23-2008, 05:39 PM

When you were young and your heart wasn't lonely much, you used to say live and let live... but in this ever changing world in which we live in makes you give in and cry.... Live and Let Die
Uhhh you get the movies but you watch them all day and night for ever and all of your loved ones leave you because of what the movies did to you.

**Metricus** · 12-07-2008, 05:30 PM

Granted, by granting your wish which was non-existent I have thereby ruined it.

I wish we could play SNES games on RU.

**Blue Shoe 2** · 12-07-2008, 07:39 PM

Granted. but your IP gets banned and the government plants DNA scanners in all computers so you can't use one ever again. You get a job as a zoo trainer (gov. assigned since you not allowed any other jobs) then you get mauled half to death by a bear and then get a xbox as you new Legs. Then it red rings.

I Wish Jet fueled Supercar that turns into a boat. and never runs out of gas, rusts, breaks down, or Asplodes.

**DrunkN** · 12-08-2008, 09:38 PM

granted but some guy (me) hijacks it

I wish some one would actually do my sudoku contests on my MySpace

**StarfoxFan2009** · 12-09-2008, 11:55 AM

Granted, but they get a virus from completing your contest.

I wish school was out today.

**laserboy1134** · 12-09-2008, 03:54 PM

Granted, but that's because the world explodes with you on it

I don't wish.

**Metricus** · 12-10-2008, 09:24 PM

Well then I ruin your wish by granting it

I wish that everybody's wishes made sence

**count100** · 12-11-2008, 03:55 AM

Granted every wish makes sense, except when you look at them.

I wish that tenser would place a wish in here ;D

**DrunkN** · 12-12-2008, 04:31 PM

granted but it's absolutely uncorruptible.

I wish that every time I hit my right shift button my enter didn't go down too.

**count100** · 12-13-2008, 03:02 AM

Granted but now everytime you hit the right shift button Tensers picture comes up and says "noob" and crashes your hard drive.

I wish that any wish I say would comes true.

**DrunkN** · 12-14-2008, 12:13 AM

Granted, but they are all corrupted.

I wish I didn't have that smite and that all the money Tenser gave me would return to him.

**Blue Shoe 2** · 12-14-2008, 03:30 PM

granted, but then you get smited by everyone else. at the same time.

I wish that VGcats would update already!!!

**DrunkN** · 12-17-2008, 04:11 PM

Granted, but it sucks now.

I wish my egg would hatch.

**laserboy1134** · 12-17-2008, 06:59 PM

Granted, but the baby eats you

I wish that I got all of Drunkninja's money legally after the baby ate him

**DrunkN** · 12-17-2008, 08:59 PM

granted, but it's only a few quarters (I'm broke)

I wish some one would make more creative corruptions.

**count100** · 12-19-2008, 03:05 AM

I am sorry but that wish is corrupted now. You just think that they are not creative but everyone is creative without really being creative, plus now it is granted while being corrupted at the same time.

I wish that I understood what I was talking about.

**Metricus** · 12-19-2008, 04:00 PM

Granted, you understand what you are talking about. nuf said

I wish I had more time to Christmas shop as well as more money.

**DrunkN** · 12-19-2008, 04:07 PM

granted, but now no one else does.

I wish for my tombstone to say "DO NOT EAT" on the front.

**Kong** · 12-20-2008, 01:48 AM

Granted but your tombstone is donut shaped. A dyslexic gets confused and, thinking your tombstone says "Donut, eat.", he eats it.

I wish I could make incorruptible wishes.

**Blue Shoe 2** · 12-20-2008, 12:58 PM

granted. but then no one plays anymore for your wishes are incorruptible.

I wish that i was immortal king of all dimensions.

**ilovepandas** · 12-20-2008, 01:07 PM

it turns out that being immortal king of all dimensions comes with many responsibilities and paperwork. you become so upset and stressed all of the time you have to see your therapist on tuesdays and thursdays.

i wish my feet weren't cold

**laserboy1134** · 12-20-2008, 01:24 PM

granted, now your feet are on fire.

I wish that the panda in ilovepandas' icon won't be eaten

**Metricus** · 12-20-2008, 01:40 PM

Granted, now it get devoured

**Blue Shoe 2** · 12-21-2008, 05:03 PM

granted, but since there is no question, there is no answer and the universe implodes.

I wish i was a Immortal ninja who never has to do paparwork.