Corrupt a Wish - Page 57

**samejamesbond** · 04-10-2010, 11:27 AM

Granted, only it's flat

I wish Dante and Nero stopped using one liners to act cool.

**Mareeps** · 04-10-2010, 01:33 PM

Granted, now every 5 seconds, they give a minute long speech as a catchphrase.

I wish I could find Earthbound at a rummage sale.

**Tails** · 04-11-2010, 10:44 AM

Granted, but it's broken, cracked, sticker is ripped, and has markered on the back some pedophiles phone number with the words "Call me sometime, hun.

"

I wish I could sleep.

**samejamesbond** · 04-11-2010, 12:24 PM

Granted, but you can never wake up.

I wish I could remember him:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYrz0-iZx2U&feature=related]YouTube - Remember Me For Ten Minutes[/ame]

**joz** · 04-12-2010, 08:37 AM

Granted, but now you can't remember anyone else but him.

I wish I had an Iron Man suit.

**Mareeps** · 04-12-2010, 03:38 PM

Granted, but everytime you hear the song Iron Man by Black Sabbath, the suit malfunctions and slams you repetedly into the cieling until the song is finished.

I wish my dog was nicer to my cats.

**samejamesbond** · 04-12-2010, 03:43 PM

Granted, they become super intelegent, make a truce and overthrow the American Government.

I wish the made Mortal Kombat vs. Street Fighter.

**joz** · 04-12-2010, 03:45 PM

Granted, but you never got the memo.

I wish I could regenerate limbs like a lizard

**samejamesbond** · 04-12-2010, 03:53 PM

Granted, but you get too many arms.

I wish Cloud didn't steal Sephiroth's virginity:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CqLt3RFwsk]YouTube - Final Fantasy VII - Stealing From Sephiroth[/ame]

**KingRanech** · 04-15-2010, 05:42 PM

Granted, but he goes back in time and steals yours.

I wish i could meet Weegee in real life.

**Mareeps** · 04-15-2010, 06:28 PM

Granted, you see Weegee as my computer background.

I wish getting the Zombie Genocidist achievement for L4D didn't take so long.

**samejamesbond** · 04-15-2010, 08:06 PM

Granted, but it's worth only 50 points.

I wish I got Tatsunoko vs. Capcom.

**joz** · 04-15-2010, 08:39 PM

Granted, but it freezes everytime you are about to win a match.

I wish I could come out as a character in Deadliest Warrior Season 2.

**Mareeps** · 04-15-2010, 08:59 PM

@samejames
50 Gamerpoints is actually quite a lot compared to other achievements

@jozman
granted, but all you can do is duck and cower in fear

I wish I didn't have to upgrade my flash player just to watch a youtube video

**samejamesbond** · 04-27-2010, 05:27 PM

Granted, but a votex opens from within the computer, sucking you in.

I wish M. Bison learned to resist saying yes.

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**Tails** · 04-27-2010, 05:50 PM

Granted, but now he says No! No! which means yes.

I wish I wasn't so hungry.

**Demon-Mask** · 04-27-2010, 05:58 PM

Granted, but now you are dead.

I wish I wasn't so damn bored.

**Tails** · 04-27-2010, 06:03 PM

Granted, you now got on MSN and smackdowned with me.

I wish I had a smackdown player.

**Chuck Norris** · 04-28-2010, 09:10 PM

Granted but it... (To quote The Rock)

LAYS THE SMACKDOWN ON YOUR CANDY ASS!!!!

I wish my laptop were fixed so I could play games on RU again

**samejamesbond** · 04-28-2010, 09:12 PM

Granted, but all you can play is Color a Dinosaur.

I wish they announced who's going in Marvel vs. Capcom 3.

**Mareeps** · 04-28-2010, 09:12 PM

Granted, but all they added was Rush, Megamans dog.

I wish my accursed knee would stop hurting.

**samejamesbond** · 04-28-2010, 09:16 PM

Granted, but you recieve a Knee of Justice to the face in return.

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I wish I could find time to play Super Street Fighter IV.

**Chuck Norris** · 04-28-2010, 09:20 PM

Granted, you get 0.3 seconds to play

I wish I could stop falling for links that lead to shock sites

**Mareeps** · 04-28-2010, 09:22 PM

Granted, now every link you click leads to 1227.com.

I wish I got more delicious cake today.

**samejamesbond** · 04-28-2010, 09:24 PM

Granted:

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I wish Alex was in Super Street Fighter IV.