Corrupt a Wish - Page 56

**Tails** · 03-30-2010, 10:59 AM

Granted, but now you can't control yourself.

I wish I wasn't bored.

**fenrir1887** · 03-30-2010, 11:03 AM

Granted, but now you're sleepy instead.

I wish I owned a year's supply of Hershy bars.

**samejamesbond** · 03-30-2010, 11:35 AM

Granted, you get a year old Hershy Bar.

I wish Sephiroth stoped talking about despair.

**Tails** · 03-30-2010, 11:39 AM

Granted, FF is subbed out of existence (YAY!)

I wish DS would offer on my HR's sooner.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 04-04-2010, 12:55 AM

Granted, but they're useless due to the DS breaking.

I wish i had a brand new DS and Disgaea

**david man45** · 04-04-2010, 01:03 AM

Granted but a samurai chops off your fingers.
I wish i could figure out how to turn off stickey keys.

**Tails** · 04-04-2010, 03:02 AM

DS = Dark_Soldier

Granted, but your hands gets sticky with something else.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 04-04-2010, 04:24 PM

Granted, but your nonwish destroys everyone

I wish everyone hadn't been destroyed by Tails' nonwish

**samejamesbond** · 04-04-2010, 06:07 PM

Granted, Chuck Norris saves us, but the awesomeness turns our brains to mush.

I wish Frank West was in more video games.

**fenrir1887** · 04-08-2010, 02:41 PM

Granted, but now all video games have him kill their respective heroes.

I wish I owned HeartGold.

**samejamesbond** · 04-08-2010, 02:50 PM

Granted, but you end up with HeartSilver

I wish the voice acting in Resident Evil was good.

**fenrir1887** · 04-08-2010, 02:53 PM

Granted, but now the voice acting in other games sucks.

I wish sanity was easy to maintain near my sisters.

**Mareeps** · 04-08-2010, 04:04 PM

Granted, but now you can't maintain bowel control around them

I wish I knew Meryl's codec number for MGS1.

**joz** · 04-08-2010, 04:53 PM

Granted, but she thinks you're weird and doesn't talk to you.

I wish I could go into cyberspace like the lawnmower man.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 04-08-2010, 10:47 PM

Granted, but Cyberspace logs you as malware and deletes you.

I wish the Yankees would stop winning the World Series

**Seahawk** · 04-08-2010, 10:55 PM

Granted, but now the Patriots win the Super Bowl for the next ten years.

I wish I had a better video recorder.

**Mareeps** · 04-08-2010, 11:34 PM

Granted, but it is so advanced that Youtube won't accept that type of file.

I wish Burger King would understand that I don't want pickles.

**Tails** · 04-09-2010, 08:14 AM

Granted, but they forget the beef too.

I wish it was May 14th.

**samejamesbond** · 04-09-2010, 12:10 PM

Granted, it's May 14, 1950.

I wish Captain Falcon and Squall Leonhart were finally in a fighting game crossover.

**Mareeps** · 04-09-2010, 12:59 PM

Granted, but the game developers gave both of them the same moveset that the weakest character has.

I wish the AVGN would make a new video.

**joz** · 04-09-2010, 01:04 PM

Granted, but he never uploaded it.

I wish I didn't have to wake up early to go to work.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 04-09-2010, 01:17 PM

Granted, you get fired and can never find another job.
I wish the chiefs would have a better record than 2-12

**joz** · 04-09-2010, 01:29 PM

Granted, they are now at 3-11

I wish I could transform water into beer.

**Tails** · 04-10-2010, 08:15 AM

Granted, but that meant in everything, including inside your body.

I wish it was Sunday morning.

**Mareeps** · 04-10-2010, 11:22 AM

Granted, it is sunday morning in the year 1000.

I wish I had a Dr. Pepper