Corrupt a Wish - Page 52

**Demon-Mask** · 03-07-2010, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingRanech

AND you look like King Hippo.

I already look a bit like King Hippo.

Granted, but you get Winnebagel with a beagle sitting on him, he then throws the dog at you, and it mauls you.

I wish I knew.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-07-2010, 12:57 PM

Granted, but you really didn't wanna know

I wish I won an award

**Demon-Mask** · 03-07-2010, 01:02 PM

Granted, you win the award for failing at life, but it is quickly taken away by a skater kid who breaks every bone in his body.

I wish I had a mustache as cool as Von Kaiser.

**KingRanech** · 03-07-2010, 01:44 PM

Granted, but it comes with the rest of von kaiser attatched.

i wish i had luscious locks.

**Demon-Mask** · 03-07-2010, 01:51 PM

Granted, everyone now mistakes you for a woman, and all the men start hitting on you, when then you walk into a bar because you are tired of it, men there start hitting on you, it turns out you walked into a gay bar.

I wish I could beat Mike Tyson.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-07-2010, 02:00 PM

Granted, but instead it's his wife

I wish my name were Piston Honda

**Demon-Mask** · 03-07-2010, 02:09 PM

Granted, but people find a way to make perverse jokes about your name.

I wish I could punch holes through walls.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-07-2010, 04:57 PM

Granted, but you a punch a hole in the girls locker room and get arrested for being a peeping tom

I wish I won an Oscar

**samejamesbond** · 03-07-2010, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demon-Mask

I wish I could punch holes through walls.

That reminds me of this Brawlgasm Episode: (NSFW) (1:35)
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPz29LNzopQ]YouTube - Brawlgasm: Episode 8 (Super Smash Bros. Brawl Machinima)[/ame]

Thanks.

Granted, you get Oscar the grouch.

I wish 300 won the oscar for film of the year.

**Mareeps** · 03-07-2010, 05:12 PM

Granted, you are now the winner of the Oscar for "best death 5 minutes in"

I wish my dog wasn't so odd.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-07-2010, 05:18 PM

Granted, now he's crazy

I wish King Hippo was more of a challenge in Punch Out

**Mareeps** · 03-07-2010, 05:20 PM

Granted, but Mike tyson / Mr. Dream is a remake of Glass Joe.

I wish this wasn't page 52.

**samejamesbond** · 03-07-2010, 05:22 PM

You skiped my wish.

Granted, it's page -1.

I wish Chuck watched the Brawlgasm video.
He'd like it

**Chuck Norris** · 03-07-2010, 07:26 PM

Granted except I hate it

I wish I had more Iced Tea

**Demon-Mask** · 03-07-2010, 10:28 PM

Granted, you get the entire collect works of the rapper Ice T instead, I guess you didn't speak clearly enough.

I wish I had a car.

**fenrir1887** · 03-07-2010, 11:32 PM

Granted, but it's one of the old Model T Fords.

I wish the Oscars would do a write-in vote.

**samejamesbond** · 03-07-2010, 11:41 PM

Granted, but everyone votes for 300 (whish isn't necesarily a bad thing)

I wish I could complete the impossible quiz.

**Demon-Mask** · 03-07-2010, 11:43 PM

Granted, but you never complete anything again.

I wish I was as smart as Otacon.

**fenrir1887** · 03-07-2010, 11:44 PM

Granted, but now you can't do anything but use your smarts, which gets you imprisoned.

I wish I was as stealthy as Snake.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-08-2010, 01:00 PM

Granted, but you become so stealthy that your friends and family cannot see you so they forget about you, and now you're alone forever

I wish I could play Eruption just like Eddie Van Halen

**Tails** · 03-09-2010, 07:46 AM

Granted, but the only thing erupting is your sanity.

I wish I had more time during my work week.

**fenrir1887** · 03-09-2010, 10:30 AM

Granted, but now you lose work hours.

I wish I was completely sane during the week.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-09-2010, 11:32 AM

Granted, but come next week you lose all sanity

I wish they made a sequel to Out of This World (Heart of the Alien doesn't count as the creator Eric Chahi said it was non-canonical)

**Tails** · 03-09-2010, 12:50 PM

Granted, but LJN worked on it. Taste the rainbow, dood.

I wish I could get some sleep.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-09-2010, 01:10 PM

Granted, but you can never wake up

I wish I knew what my dog was thinking