Corrupt a Wish - Page 5

**laserboy1134** · 11-11-2008, 07:07 PM

You get the money, but it's counterfeit and you go to prison.

I wish that I had every transformer action figure ever made.

**DrunkN** · 11-11-2008, 07:25 PM

Granted, but you are gang-shanked by comic book nerds.

I wish I had a clue.

**laserboy1134** · 11-11-2008, 07:32 PM

Granted, but you learn the meaning of life, at first you are exited to know it, but no man was meant to have this knowledge, so you are driven insane and live in a cave in isolation crying for years, with the shock of what you learn, you don't eat or drink, so you survive off of eating your limbs and die because you run out of limbs to eat.

I wish that I had a tasty anchovy pizza that I could eat without getting killed or sick or attacked, and I like anchovies too.

**DrunkN** · 11-11-2008, 09:00 PM

granted, but every other single person in the world simultaneously gets a heart attack and dies.

I wish I had the monkey's paw.

**Tails** · 11-11-2008, 09:41 PM

You got it but the Monkey who used to have it got revenge on you.

I wish Mush would reply faster.

**DrunkN** · 11-11-2008, 11:16 PM

Don't you know what the monkey's paw is?

granted but he uses one letter per post

I wish that one dollar would fall from the sky somewhere in Soviet Russia. (a simple wish, how shall you turn it into one to end me?)

**Tails** · 11-12-2008, 12:04 AM

Man.. you nailed Mush on a dime.

Monkey paw is lucky correct?

That dollar contained the plans to conquer the world.

I wish I would defrag this computer..

**laserboy1134** · 11-12-2008, 02:41 PM

Granted, but it explodes

I wish that I had a legal working copy of every good Super Nintendo Game ever made and a legal Super Nintendo and a legal TV and a legal house with electricity where everything legally works and nobody else was effected and I wasn't effected negatively.

(try to get me now...)

**Tails** · 11-12-2008, 03:00 PM

Sadly when you got that wish it was opposite day, the next day everything breaks.

I wish for a pen.

**count100** · 11-12-2008, 03:07 PM

granted you get a pen but alas it has no ink in it.

I wish that I could just stay at home from work today.

**laserboy1134** · 11-12-2008, 03:15 PM

Granted, but then you get fired.

I wish for all the worst things in the world!

(hehehe, corrupt that in a bad way!)

**Ashums** · 11-12-2008, 03:20 PM

Instead of gettinng all the worst things in the world, you get all of the second worst things in the world (that would still be horrible, wish corupted)

I wish i would stop posting in this topic so much.

**laserboy1134** · 11-12-2008, 04:00 PM

(Not as bad as my other wish though!)

Granted, but then you post more than so much

I wish that Power Rangers was never made into a TV show.

**DrunkN** · 11-12-2008, 04:24 PM

granted, but now Disny owns television.

I wish Tails would hear a great story for once in his life (I can't believe he doesn't know anything about the monkey's paw, just look it up!)

**Blue Shoe 2** · 11-12-2008, 04:59 PM

He does, but hates it and Blames You for eternity (and then lives forever)

I wish That there was another Phoenix Wright Game (Apollo Justice isn't the same

)

**laserboy1134** · 11-12-2008, 06:13 PM

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish that the Mega-Man cartoon was still on TV.

**Tails** · 11-12-2008, 08:31 PM

Granted but it is the Crappy Mega Man Star Force.

I wish My arm was cut off.

**DrunkN** · 11-12-2008, 08:36 PM

granted, but you bleed to death and burn in... can I say Hell on these forums? Then if not then my SINCEREST apologies.

I wish I had a monkey's paw (If you must know tails It's an ancient Indian artifact that will grant wishes but cause tragedy as well, say you wish for 200 dollars possibly someone related to you will die in a job accident and you will get the money from that corporation)

**laserboy1134** · 11-13-2008, 03:41 PM

Granted, but the paw was taken from a monkey who just wiped himself, and it still grants tragedy and smells like monkey crap too.

I wish that drunkninja was soberninja, seriously dude, get help.

**DrunkN** · 11-13-2008, 04:43 PM

granted, but I'm mean when I'm sober.

MY GOD, DOES ANYONE KNOW A DANG THING ABOUT THE MONKEY'S PAW? IT'S NOT MADE OUT OF A MONKEY!

I wish Timmy would stop falling into wells

**laserboy1134** · 11-13-2008, 08:21 PM

Granted, but now he falls into volcanoes

I wish that you were soberninja and nice when you were sober

**DrunkN** · 11-14-2008, 08:19 AM

granted, but don't function beer well without I.

I wish I had more points.

**Kugyince** · 11-14-2008, 08:48 AM

Granted, your points have increased by 150% but you were also smited in the process.

I wish someone would applaud me for this post.

**Tails** · 11-14-2008, 12:54 PM

lmao

Wish granted, but you were spammed 3 folk toons in your inbox.

I wish spammers wouldn't spam here.

**laserboy1134** · 11-14-2008, 02:34 PM

Granted, now they all move to your email, your IM, your message box on here, your real mail, your phone, your mind, and your basement.

I wish that Sonic Unleashed will be good.