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View Poll Results: What sex acts do you prefer?
Vaginal 4 26.67%
Anal 4 26.67%
Oral 2 13.33%
Digital(handjobs/fingering) 0 0%
Other(please elaborate if possible) 5 33.33%
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Old 08-01-2011, 02:28 PM   #101
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Re: Sex is good
P in the V. 'Nuff said.

Although, the gf is doing this thing lately. Whenever my mom calls, she pulls out my dick and starts blowing me.
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Old 08-01-2011, 05:07 PM   #102
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That would be weird for me(but I wouldn't stop her). You should encourage your mom to call more often. Btw does the weirdness make it last longer? I would assume you can't get super turned on if your mom is asking how your day was while her girl is deepthroating.
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Old 08-01-2011, 05:50 PM   #103
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Jesus christ Jim just put it on hold for 2 minutes.
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Old 08-01-2011, 06:39 PM   #104
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Old 08-02-2011, 02:14 PM   #105
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Jesus christ Jim just put it on hold for 2 minutes.
No, you never turn down a bj...cause it might just be your last.

@DB, the convo with mom breaks down into a bunch of "Uh huh, yeps, and yeahs" Not a lot of actual talking going on. Have never nutted when on the phone.
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Old 08-02-2011, 05:38 PM   #106
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Next time Jim visits his mom:

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Jim darling, why did you wife just crawl under the dinner table while we're trying to eat?
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Old 08-02-2011, 07:39 PM   #107
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Then he nuts all over the turkey.
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Old 08-02-2011, 08:16 PM   #108
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Hon, did you do something different with the gravy this time?
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Old 08-02-2011, 09:19 PM   #109
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@Jim- My wife has done that jokingly when I'm on the phone, but not with my parents. It's still weird when it's my brother but not so much. At least if I told him he'd just be jealous.
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Old 08-04-2011, 06:16 PM   #110
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Hon, did you do something different with the gravy this time?
Thats not marshmallows on the thanksgiving sweet potatos.
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Old 08-04-2011, 07:30 PM   #111
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"jim this milk you brought over is amazing! and just look how thick the mustache is that it left on your father!"
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