Corrupt a Wish - Page 49

**Chuck Norris** · 03-06-2010, 02:34 PM

+1 for the loss of the ear Brawl

Granted, but you accidentally set your house ablaze

I wish I had a pack of Oreos right now

**Mareeps** · 03-06-2010, 02:46 PM

Granted, but thats not frosting...

I wish I had a Death note that only I could write on.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-06-2010, 04:53 PM

Granted, but for safety reasons your mother writes your name in it not knowing the consequences

I wish the creator of Shin Chan were still alive

**Mareeps** · 03-06-2010, 05:38 PM

Granted, but Shin Chan got rectal cancer and is no longer on the show.

I wish I could play Left 4 Dead now.

**Tails** · 03-06-2010, 05:39 PM

Granted, but you are the one left for dead now.

I wish I could have a super atomic punch.

**Mareeps** · 03-06-2010, 05:40 PM

Granted, but you die of radiation.

I wish I could control the weather.

**Tails** · 03-06-2010, 06:04 PM

Granted, but you can't control your mind during it, thus becoming insane.

I wish I could get Opto.

**fenrir1887** · 03-06-2010, 08:07 PM

Okay, who or what is Opto?
Granted, but it cause a mess in your room.

I wish I would stop misspelling things.

**Tails** · 03-06-2010, 08:13 PM

Granted, but now you can't spell your name cuz it's not the proper way.

I wish I had Schwarz.

**fenrir1887** · 03-06-2010, 08:15 PM

Granted, but since someone else has the other half of it you have to use half-power.

I wish I mastered the Spanish language.

**Tails** · 03-06-2010, 08:16 PM

Granted but you forget english.

I wish I had a kid.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-06-2010, 08:21 PM

Granted, here's your new kid:

I wish I didn't have to work on Monday

[for those who don't know, another definition for kid is Baby Sheep]

**DrunkN** · 03-06-2010, 08:25 PM

Granted, instead you get contracted into a Uwe Boll movie.

I wish for lemons to sting me.

**fenrir1887** · 03-06-2010, 08:27 PM

Granted, but they turn into bees.

I wish I had Spider-Man's powers.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-06-2010, 08:29 PM

Granted, but whilst swinging over the middle of the ocean you're spider powers give out on you, Good Luck Swimming!

I wish Super Pitfall for the NES wasn't so glitchy

**fenrir1887** · 03-06-2010, 08:35 PM

Granted, but now every other game is.

I wish I could beat Kingdom Hearts easily.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-06-2010, 08:41 PM

Granted, you beat it once you boot up the game

I wish Pepsi were still on sale at the supermarket

**fenrir1887** · 03-06-2010, 08:44 PM

Granted, but it tastes too much like Coke.

I wish I owned a large library of games.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-06-2010, 08:55 PM

Granted, except it's on a lone island off the coast of Guatemala

I wish cellphone had more minutes

**fenrir1887** · 03-06-2010, 08:59 PM

Granted, but now you pay more.

I wish I could control killer whales.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-06-2010, 09:20 PM

Granted, but they turn against you

I wish it was St. Patrick's Day already!!!

**fenrir1887** · 03-06-2010, 09:22 PM

Granted, but you get caught off guard and get pinched a lot.

I wish I had the ability to craft anything.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-06-2010, 09:26 PM

Granted, but you go mad with crafting power and your crafts lead to you immediate death

I wish I knew what I was gonna wish for two wishes from now

**fenrir1887** · 03-06-2010, 09:28 PM

Granted, but that wish is one you live to regret.

I wish I knew what I was going to say in three days.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-06-2010, 09:57 PM

Granted, but you offend the wrong person and get your ass whooped

I wish it wouldn't rain the end of the week