Corrupt a Wish - Page 46

**sabby** · 03-04-2010, 12:21 PM

Granted, but you have explosive diarrhea to remove the pain and you spend the rest of the day running to the toilet.

I wish it was lunch time.

**Tails** · 03-04-2010, 12:25 PM

Granted but you forgot your lunch and wallet at home.

I wish I could just do a hadouken to my Monitor.

**fenrir1887** · 03-04-2010, 12:32 PM

Granted, but inexplicably it is so weak you have to throw the Monitor instead.

I wish I specialized in martial arts.

**Demon-Mask** · 03-04-2010, 03:35 PM

Granted, but you become really famous and pull a Mike Tyson and punch a photographer in the face, and go to jail (without passing go or collecting $200 mind you)

I wish fenrir had a get out of jail free card, I mean really, the photographer was asking for it.

**Mareeps** · 03-04-2010, 03:39 PM

Granted, but he rolls 3 doubles in a row and ends back in jail.

I wish the Super Mario Bros. Movie was never made.

**Demon-Mask** · 03-04-2010, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brawlmaster12344

Granted, but he rolls 3 doubles in a row and ends back in jail.

I wish the Super Mario Bros. Movie was never made.

Granted, but the wishing gods misinterpret your wish to mean you wish the game Super Mario Bros. was never made, and it wasn't, the movie is therefore just called something different, and it's all they play on T.V.

I wish they would stop playing that stupid movie all the time.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-04-2010, 04:37 PM

Granted, now they play a 63 day back-to-back marathon of Ballistic Ecks vs Sever *shudders*

I wish I didn't have to wait till May for Trauma Team to come out

**Demon-Mask** · 03-04-2010, 04:43 PM

Granted, but you get arrested for illegally downloading software, just remember not to drop the soap.

I wish I wasn't sick.

**Tails** · 03-04-2010, 05:25 PM

Granted, you now have food poisoning. (Hope you feel better)

I wish SJB would get over and quit posting Captain Falcon in every post. It's getting old and annoying.

**Demon-Mask** · 03-04-2010, 05:29 PM

Granted, but Kong changes the site overnight to be "Falcon Uprising" where everyone always posts Captain Falcon, except SJB, because he left before the change.

I wish my computer was faster.

**Tails** · 03-04-2010, 05:32 PM

Granted, but it's caused by a virus that slowly eats your computer within.

I wish I was able to fight ghosts.

**sabby** · 03-04-2010, 05:36 PM

Granted, but you end up like this poor fool

I wish that my work day was over.

**Mareeps** · 03-04-2010, 05:38 PM

Granted, but your work night starts right away.

I wish i had an lolcat

**Tails** · 03-04-2010, 05:39 PM

Granted, but instead you get a Loli. Enjoy~

I wish I could get the Contra theme out of my head!!!

**Mareeps** · 03-04-2010, 05:41 PM

Granted, now the Cheetahmen 2 theme is stuck in your head.

I wish I could get the Cheetahmen theme out of my head..

**Tails** · 03-04-2010, 05:44 PM

Granted, but you listened to the Duane and Brando version.

I wish I could change my username from something less kiddish.

**Demon-Mask** · 03-04-2010, 05:46 PM

Granted, but it gets changed to "Tenser'sMinion456454".

I wish I could fit under a cardboard box to hide.

**Tails** · 03-04-2010, 05:49 PM

Granted, Rando chanted his chant to make you really small, and before you got under the box he played with you, by shattering your arms, rib cage and then throws you.

I wish I could be a Spirit Detective.

**Demon-Mask** · 03-04-2010, 05:54 PM

Granted, but you can't see ghosts, therefore you fail at your job.

I wish tails could see ghosts, so he could succeed at his job.

**Mareeps** · 03-04-2010, 05:56 PM

Granted, but only the ones you see during Halloween that wear sheets on their heads.

I wish Brawl and the Prime Trilogy would work in my Wii.

**Tails** · 03-04-2010, 05:56 PM

Granted, now nothing else works.

I wish zombies ate my neighbors would be remaked.

**Mareeps** · 03-04-2010, 05:58 PM

Granted, only the giant baby is not 5 times as fast and has 5 times as much health.

I wish there was a SMB4

**Tails** · 03-04-2010, 06:01 PM

Granted, it still don't work on your wii. ;D

I wish I had forum mod powers on here to edit stuff.

**Chuck Norris** · 03-04-2010, 06:26 PM

Granted, but Kong bans you from RU before you have time to mod anything

I wish I had the ability to change my name on RU (Chuck Norris is getting kinda old

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**samejamesbond** · 03-04-2010, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demon-Mask

Granted, but Kong changes the site overnight to be "Falcon Uprising" where everyone always posts Captain Falcon, except SJB, because he left before the change.

That's the most depressing thing I have ever heard.

Granted, but the real Chuck Norris kills you for your failure.

I wish Tails liked Captain Falcon.