Corrupt a Wish - Page 41

**Chuck Norris** · 02-26-2010, 06:28 PM

Granted, but you teleport into a volcano and burn

I wish the Legend of Zelda games on CDi didn't suck

**Mareeps** · 02-26-2010, 06:30 PM

Granted, now all other Zelda games are unplayable.

I wish Chuck Norris would roundhouse Superman.

**samejamesbond** · 02-26-2010, 06:35 PM

Granted, but the explosion from the awesomeness destroys the Earth.

I wish Bruce Lee didn't defeat Chuck Norris.

**joz** · 02-26-2010, 07:15 PM

Granted, but Chuck Norris can no longer roundhouse kick anymore due to the Lee curse being passed on to him.

I wish Bruce Lee was still alive

**samejamesbond** · 02-26-2010, 07:17 PM

Granted, but it interupts the balance of the cosmos.

I wish Laguna was in Dissidia.

**Chuck Norris** · 02-26-2010, 11:21 PM

Granted, but it breaks off in a continental drift

I wish my glass could magically refill itself with Pepsi

**Mareeps** · 02-26-2010, 11:24 PM

Granted, but the Pepsi is flat.
I wish I could make things float with my mind.

**Chuck Norris** · 02-26-2010, 11:29 PM

Granted, but you accidentally make a building levitate and it falls on you and crushes you

I wish for another wish

**Tails** · 02-27-2010, 12:03 AM

Granted but that wish wasn't thought out well thus the time paradox happened.

I wish this week would get better..

**Chuck Norris** · 02-27-2010, 12:15 AM

Granted, but due to the paradox it gets worse

I wish Bowser would stop kidnapping Princess Peach

**Tails** · 02-27-2010, 12:47 AM

Granted but he then starts kidnapping Kings.

I wish i had more points on CT.

**Chuck Norris** · 02-27-2010, 12:49 AM

Granted, but somebody scores more points than you

I wish RU had N64 games

**Tails** · 02-27-2010, 12:56 AM

Granted, but noone's computer could run them efficiently.

I wish I had enough money to own the Cinci Bengals

**Chuck Norris** · 02-27-2010, 01:04 AM

Granted, but every member of the team gets paralyzed after a horrible freak accident

I wish Football lasted longer

**Slime Slayer** · 02-27-2010, 01:41 AM

granted but both of your legs are shattered, you'll be lucky to walk again and you'll never pick up your kids.
I wish canada would win the olympics.

**Tails** · 02-27-2010, 01:59 AM

Granted but it was the Special Olympics

I wish FF would quit lagging.

**Mareeps** · 02-27-2010, 08:55 AM

Granted, now you get a random encounter for each step you take.

EDIT: Since its FireFox apparently and not Final Fantasy, heres the new corrupted wish.

Granted, but now each page takes forever to load

I wish for a cheeseburger.

**Tails** · 02-27-2010, 08:59 AM

^FF = Firefox :P

Granted, but maggots infest it.

I wish HR's would begin to show up.

**fenrir1887** · 02-27-2010, 02:55 PM

Granted, but they come with a mob mentality.

I wish Mogwai were real. (Note: think Gremlins.)

**Chuck Norris** · 02-27-2010, 03:25 PM

Granted, but you accidentally feed one after midnight and it turns into a gremlin and terrorizes you

I wish E.T was in my home

**fenrir1887** · 02-27-2010, 03:30 PM

Granted, but he resembles Yogurt of the movie Spaceballs.

I wish I had the Flash's superspeed.

**Mareeps** · 02-27-2010, 03:50 PM

Granted, but unless you eat a full meal every second you run, you'll starve to death.

I wish I had a Metallica CD.

**fenrir1887** · 02-27-2010, 03:53 PM

Granted, but it causes your CD player and stereo to explode when you try to play it.

I wish I was smarter than I am now.

**samejamesbond** · 02-27-2010, 03:59 PM

Granted, but you still fail the final exam.

I wish All Your Base are Belong to me.

**fenrir1887** · 02-27-2010, 04:01 PM

Granted, but you lose all yours to someone else.

I wish Master Chief were real.