married now - Page 4

**sezthemank** · 07-04-2009, 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dudebro

What did I do to deserve this creepy stalker stuff?

Aww you love it really!

**Dudebro** · 07-05-2009, 02:11 AM

I admit it's cool that people like me enough make a fake religion in my name but some of the stuff is just creepy, it's mostly Tenser though.

**sezthemank** · 07-05-2009, 07:27 AM

LOL well thats tenser for ya...

**joeguy300** · 07-05-2009, 11:18 AM

You guys all fail, I have used fibers from Dudebro's beard mixed with frog DNA to clone him many times.

I'm opening a park soon that I'm calling Dudebroisic Park, and I know a lot of you might be concerned about uncontrolled breeding in the park, but don't worry all of our creatures are female.

(See Jurrasic Park)

**laserboy1134** · 07-05-2009, 11:19 AM

Congratulations!

**sezthemank** · 07-05-2009, 01:11 PM

WHATEVER!
If you were that good you would have his beard tattoed onto my chin!

I am a nun for the DB church.
I look after the poor in his name
and save people who eat outta bins ( like Kong )

Plus I can recite every single word of the book of DB.

**Neutral** · 07-05-2009, 01:41 PM

I got a poster of dudebro!!

**sezthemank** · 07-05-2009, 01:44 PM

Mine has a little light under it.

**Dojah** · 07-05-2009, 05:03 PM

Just a quick clip I recorded for the new groom.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvjjso0VkJg"]YouTube - CIMG0511[/ame]

**Kugyince** · 07-06-2009, 11:56 AM

I have a Dudebro pillow with felt beard. Slightly used.

**joeguy300** · 07-06-2009, 05:49 PM

I would never use my Dudebro pillow, that blasphemy!

**Kugyince** · 07-06-2009, 06:19 PM

If it helps my case, I don't use it for sleeping.

**DrunkN** · 07-06-2009, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tenser

If it helps my case, I don't use it for sleeping.

Isn't that what the wife is for?

**joeguy300** · 07-06-2009, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drunkninja

Isn't that what the wife is for?

The pillow IS the wife!!

**Dudebro** · 07-07-2009, 01:21 AM

This is how I feel about this topic....

**sezthemank** · 07-08-2009, 06:25 AM

That atached picture is of a guy blessing this face for Dudebro.

**Dudebro** · 07-08-2009, 10:51 PM

Can we please take all the dudebro worship back to the cult topic? I'm usually one for going off topic but this is a serious topic and I don't want to take it over.

**Kugyince** · 07-08-2009, 11:44 PM

I love Dudebro so much that I'm willing to make every topic about him.

**Dudebro** · 07-09-2009, 12:03 AM

I can understand your devotion but try to control yourself, at least in public.

**jim5cents** · 07-09-2009, 06:38 PM

but i thought that is what religion is all about...to make a public spectacle of yourself

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whpHwKlM_8M&feature=PlayList&p=F081B55D53D 53A95&index=0"]YouTube - Baptized with the holy Ghost & Fire - Speaking in tongues![/ame]

**sezthemank** · 07-10-2009, 11:33 AM

When I die, Im going to Heavenbro.

**joeguy300** · 07-10-2009, 11:56 AM

lol you wish, your blasphemy will assure that you spend seven eternities in dudehell.

I would also like to announce that the westbro dudebro church is nearly complete, now we can finally appreciate dudebro and protest the sinners.