Corrupt a Wish - Page 39

**fenrir1887** · 02-25-2010, 11:56 AM

Granted, but the AO starts causing you to burst into tears by insulting you.

I wish I owned a Mustang.

**samejamesbond** · 02-25-2010, 12:01 PM

Granted, but:

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I wish Link actually talked, with good acting too.

**fenrir1887** · 02-25-2010, 12:02 PM

Granted but now Zelda is voiced with bad acting.

I wish Sony hadn't made the PS3.

**samejamesbond** · 02-25-2010, 12:04 PM

Granted it makes the PS4

I wish the King appeared in more Zelda titles.

**fenrir1887** · 02-25-2010, 12:08 PM

Granted, but he becomes the most useless source of information.

I wish I had a good job.

**samejamesbond** · 02-25-2010, 12:11 PM

Granted, you work here:

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I wish Ike had friends to fight for.

**fenrir1887** · 02-25-2010, 12:12 PM

Granted, but they turn around and kill you for suggesting they were never there.

I wish SJB hadn't been killed by Ike's friends.

**joz** · 02-25-2010, 12:59 PM

Granted, you take his place instead.

I wish I was a game tester for Capcom

**fenrir1887** · 02-25-2010, 03:54 PM

Granted, but the games you test all do badly.

I wish I was skilled like Ike in swordsmanship.

**samejamesbond** · 02-25-2010, 04:02 PM

Granted but the Black Knight kills you.

I wish Dr. Mario was in Brawl.

**fenrir1887** · 02-25-2010, 04:04 PM

Granted, but everyone else disappears.

I wish SSBB had Boyd as an assist trophy.

**samejamesbond** · 02-25-2010, 04:07 PM

Granted, but the game crashes when ever he's taken out.

I wish Ryu Hayabusa was a pirate and Jack Sparrow was a ninja.

**fenrir1887** · 02-25-2010, 04:09 PM

Granted, but Ryu and Jack team up and wreck your town.

I wish I had magic powers.

**samejamesbond** · 02-25-2010, 04:12 PM

Granted, but you explode.

I wish I was Captain Falcon's apprentice.

**fenrir1887** · 02-25-2010, 04:14 PM

Granted, but he finds someone better than you.

I wish I was as cunning as Loki.

**Chuck Norris** · 02-25-2010, 04:41 PM

Granted, but somebody pulls a trick on you

I wish for Cerberus to be my attack dog

**samejamesbond** · 02-25-2010, 04:42 PM

Granted but Sora kills it.

I wish I was as smart-mouthed as Balthier

**Chuck Norris** · 02-25-2010, 04:52 PM

Granted but your mouth gets magically shut forever

I wish I could fly in the Millennium Falcon alongside Han Solo and Chewbacca

**samejamesbond** · 02-25-2010, 04:54 PM

Granted, but Han shoots you first.

I wish I could wield a whip like a Belmont.

**Chuck Norris** · 02-25-2010, 04:59 PM

Granted, but the whip wraps around your neck and crushes your windpipe

I wish for Zombies to eat my neighbors

**samejamesbond** · 02-25-2010, 05:01 PM

Granted, but your stuck saving them.

I wish I was as stealthy as Solid Snake.

**JKool** · 02-25-2010, 05:02 PM

Granted but then you get eaten by a hawk.

I wish I posted more often.

**Chuck Norris** · 02-25-2010, 05:14 PM

Granted, but all your posts get deleted

I wish I could shoot fireballs out of my hand

**samejamesbond** · 02-25-2010, 05:15 PM

Granted, but you set your house on fire on accident.

I wish Mr. T pitied Chuck Norris.

**Chuck Norris** · 02-25-2010, 05:21 PM

Granted, but I roundhouse kick Mr T into the next millennium as nobody pities Chuck Norris

I wish people bowed down and worshiped me