Retro Uprising's BEST THREAD EVER!! - Page 3

**DrunkN** · 09-18-2009, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by drunkninja

Now it's even more filled with obscure memes, why don't we just throw it's over nine thousand in this topic as well?

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Originally Posted by samejamesbond

And thus Squall is:

YouTube - Its Over 9000!!! [Original Video and Audio]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiMHTK15Pik]YouTube - Its Over 9000!!! [Original Video and Audio

Fantastic.

**RU Joe** · 09-18-2009, 05:19 PM

Too bizarre.
Does the number 9000 have special significance in that show?
(is it Dragon Balls-Z?)
Why not an even 10k?

**DrunkN** · 09-18-2009, 05:22 PM

The power scouter measures a potential destruction ability in numbers up to 9,000 or something like that. I never did understand that show.

**samejamesbond** · 09-18-2009, 06:26 PM

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FFVIII PS2?

It's PS1, it's arguably the most customisable fantasy.
I should have posted this video, it shows blasting zone.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRxJm_C21IM"]YouTube - Squall's Desperation Moves[/ame]

I still don't see why people don't think he's awesome...

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Originally Posted by ninjatiamat

Nice. I ranked your post up. You can say what you want about Squall, but he's got one sweet weapon.

I knew she wasn't a virgin.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBwwUfuJZr8"]YouTube - Captain falcon says yesz for 9:04 minutes[/ame]

Couldn't say it any better.

**RU Joe** · 09-18-2009, 07:06 PM

Any Duke Nukem fans out there?

WARNING!
EXTREME LANGUAGE AND SEXIST PIG CONTENT.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N66Wza1Ka-w"]YouTube - Duke Nukem One-Liners[/ame]

(Wow what a great compilation, I thought I had heard them all!)

Drunkninja:
I never got behind Dragon Balls-Z either.
Looked like enless conflicts and little storyline to me, but then again I just couldn't get past all of the YELLING and YELLING and YELLING!
(there is a time and a place for it - they call it heavy metal.)

It reminded me of the movie 'Battle Angel Alita'

With Alita's voice being done by the same girl who did the voice of Rio Kinezono

from Burn-up W, Amanda Winn Lee

Lots of YELLING in both those roles.

Samejamesbond:
ALL RPG's are awesome, but some people lack the patience and sophistication to see it.
I like that Squall character, it looks like he really comes in handy during boss battles.

**samejamesbond** · 09-18-2009, 07:31 PM

Soul Calibur has it's official Joke Character:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSOpTJsR474"]YouTube - Soul Calibur: Broken Destiny E3 09: Dampierre vs. Hilde Gameplay[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-UUo5JMVoc"]YouTube - Soul Calibur Broken Destiny : Dampierre & Kratos Critical Finish[/ame]

**Smittycal** · 09-18-2009, 10:04 PM

Its not the BEST THREAD EVER untill I post the following..

Japanese sure do like to take PICTURES

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRJEWo88xmo"]YouTube - Ã©â€¦â€™Ã¤Âºâ€¢Ã¦Â³â€¢Ã¥..Ã¨Â¢Â«Ã¥â€˜Å*Ã£.Â®Ã¨Â¬.Ã §Â½ÂªÃ¤Â¼Å¡Ã¨Â¦â€¹[/ame]
THE NEW HALO ANIME on SPIKE!! (preview)
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A6lojxvmy4"]YouTube - Halo Legends - The Babysitter (Preview) (Spike TV)[/ame]

and
LIVE ACTION BATTLE ANGEL ALITA MOVIE!!

**samejamesbond** · 09-19-2009, 11:45 AM

Greatest Motorcycle Chase EVAR (yes with an A)

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc9iwNLFpvE"]YouTube - FF7ACC Kadaj Chase[/ame]

Bahamut Fight: (NSFW - Language, and no it's not Cid or Barret)

Part 1:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeyyJSmLW3w&NR=1"]YouTube - FF7ACC Bahamut SIN Part 1[/ame]

Part2:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYmlJoCk7uU&feature=related"]YouTube - FF7ACC Bahamut SIN Part 2[/ame]

**RU Joe** · 09-19-2009, 02:14 PM

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc9iwNLFpvE"]YouTube - FF7ACC Kadaj Chase[/ame]

FF7ACC Kadaj Chase - If nothing else, it's flashy.
Where are their helmets? (young people seem to think they're immortal for a limited time)
Also, were they trained by Charlie's Angels?
I think we have seen those kind of moves before, specifically how they took out the helicopter.

FF7ACC Bahamut Sin part 1-
Isn't that the demon Scorne from Gauntlet Legends: Dark Legacy?
Maybe it's his brother.
I wonder if Bahamut plays baccarat.

part 2-
That's the music from the Matrix.

Man am I a nit-picker today.
WHATEVER they are great vids (holy epic, Batman!) so don't take me too seriously.
Remember,

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWqmuT8enc4"]YouTube - If You Were Gay - Ouran High School Host Club[/ame]

...but I'm not gay.

**samejamesbond** · 09-19-2009, 03:39 PM

JoeGrotoeski you like Cloud vs. Sephiroth but now you hate this?

Did this happen to you?
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrJ47f-uIJU"]YouTube - Falcon Kick[/ame]

If yes, I don't blame you.

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Or one of the bellow?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmLQPI5wBTE&feature=related"]YouTube - Old Lady Punch - FALCON PUNCH[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bu4yuUrCq0&feature=player_embedded"]YouTube - Falcon Kick![/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6y7Nd5EUIc&feature=player_embedded#t=23"]YouTube - Granny Falcon Kicks The Baby[/ame]

**RU Joe** · 09-19-2009, 06:00 PM

Samejamesbond:

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JoeGrotoeski you like Cloud vs. Sephiroth but now you hate this?

Wha? HATE?
No way.
When did I say that? I'm only joking around here and hope you are too.

What is a falcon kick and what show is it from?

**DrunkN** · 09-19-2009, 07:01 PM

It's from a movie :P

**RU Joe** · 09-19-2009, 08:27 PM

Judge Dredd meets Power Rangers.

**Dudebro** · 09-19-2009, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by JoeGrotowski

What is a falcon kick and what show is it from?

It's from an overrated character from F-Zero. He never actually gets out of the vehicle but for some reason people like him. Also he's not even the best racer in the game but no one likes overwieght samurais who drive pink vehicles.

**RU Joe** · 09-19-2009, 10:32 PM

Dudebro:

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It's from an overrated character from F-Zero. He never actually gets out of the vehicle but for some reason people like him. Also he's not even the best racer in the game but no one likes overwieght samurais who drive pink vehicles.

Of course people like samurai in pink vehicles, I do.
All samurai are overweight.
No one will dare to bug them for riding in a pink vehicle.
Just like Elvis in his later years.

**Dudebro** · 09-19-2009, 10:45 PM

Oh you sly devil, you knew full well who Cpt Failure is!

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All samurai are overweight.

You think so?

**samejamesbond** · 09-19-2009, 10:58 PM

Captain Falcon is the equal of Chuck Norris.

Solid Snake thinks Captain Falcon an Equal, need I say more?
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNaZDRHRz0&feature=related"]YouTube - Super Smash Bros. Brawl - Snake Codec Calls (3/4)[/ame]
(He's the last one)

And, Capt. Falcon killed God in F-Zero GX, need I say more?

**RU Joe** · 09-20-2009, 01:20 AM

Samejamesbond:

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Captain Falcon is the equal of Chuck Norris.

Let's get this straight.
In the order of toughness, first comes Moses.

This was established by the AVGN in his video 'Bible Adventures' where he says:
"Man, nobody edit with Moses. Not even Chuck Norris."

So what we can determine from this statement is that Chuck Norris is second toughest next to Moses.
So...
Who is the third toughest?

**DrunkN** · 09-20-2009, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by JoeGrotowski

Samejamesbond:

Let's get this straight.
In the order of toughness, first comes ~~Moses~~Noah.

This was established by the AVGN in his video 'Bible Adventures' where he says:
"Man, nobody edit with ~~Moses~~Noah. Not even Chuck Norris."

fixed.

**Dudebro** · 09-20-2009, 01:39 AM

So how does this fact fit into the equation?

**justinm26** · 09-20-2009, 01:39 AM

not to be a stickler, but doesn't doing something like edit go against the rules of posting?

**Dudebro** · 09-20-2009, 01:40 AM

You're right and thank you for pointing it out.

**RU Joe** · 09-20-2009, 01:41 AM

BTW someone actually posted that AVGN 'Bible Games' video on this thread if you need to see 'proof' of what I said about Moses.

For third toughest, how about Alice from Resident Evil?

WARNING FOUL LANGUAGE AND DISGUSTING ANIMATED GORE!!!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKrtg4bIUVk"]YouTube - Resident Evil Movie (In A Nutshell)[/ame]

Shadowleggy is awesome.

**justinm26** · 09-20-2009, 01:45 AM

LMAO, man, that video was hilarious. thanks for that joe.

**RU Joe** · 09-20-2009, 01:51 AM

Whoops, sorry about the fishs.
You know that's what I meant, right?

Drunkninja:
Thanks for the correction on Noah.
I had Moses on the brain after laughing at that picture.

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Dudebro:

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So how does this fact fit into the equation?

(pic of Bruce Lee 'killing' Chuck Norris)

It doesn't.
Unless the AVGN said it, we cannot accept it as evidence to support the claim that someone is tough.
Come to think of it, didn't AVGN defeat SATAN HIMSELF at one point?
I think that would qualify him as being one who can say which characters are tough, don't you?