Hilarious and disturbing pics. - Page 3

**Blue Shoe 2** · 10-03-2009, 07:07 PM

major creds to Morning Squirtz at Drunkduck.com

**Smittycal** · 10-03-2009, 10:37 PM

**RU Joe** · 10-04-2009, 02:23 AM

He is sitting on this chair:

**Smittycal** · 10-06-2009, 12:00 PM

Hilarious and disturbing @ the same time

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**RU Joe** · 10-06-2009, 03:43 PM

He's served OVER 9000!

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Here's one of Captain Kirk in a cave:

WHAT IS HE PLANNING TO DO WITH THAT THING?

**Smittycal** · 10-06-2009, 09:57 PM

That is disturbing lol

**Dudebro** · 10-07-2009, 01:34 AM

Looks like that guy in the background is looking for his rock dildo.

**RU Joe** · 10-07-2009, 05:45 AM

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Looks like that guy in the background is looking for his rock dildo.

Actually Kirk looks like he's getting ready to shove it up his ass the second he comes around the corner.

**Dudebro** · 10-07-2009, 05:59 AM

Or that guy is about to walk in on Kirk doing something unnatural with it. That expression on Kirks face is sort of odd. He doesn't look ready to smack an alien with a rock dildo thats for sure.

**RU Joe** · 10-16-2009, 01:24 AM

Ok so maybe Kirk had a little sugar in his tank.
With how close he and Spock were through the series, I am not surprised but only Sulu could tell us for sure...

How about this one?

**Dudebro** · 10-16-2009, 01:48 AM

That one is good but I think this one is better-

don't you?

**RU Joe** · 10-16-2009, 03:47 AM

Holy shit that's a Big Cat!
Picard better watch his ass in case that thing gets really hungry before Jordi can fix the replicator.
Mr. Worf, bring a security team to my quarters immediately. Set phazers to 'kill'.

Why the hell do cats like cheezburgers so much, anyways?
Is it because they don't know about bacon double cheezburgers?

I would categorize this one as 'disturbing', and too true.

**Dudebro** · 10-16-2009, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by JoeGrotowski

Mr. Worf, bring a security team to my quarters immediately. Set phazers to 'kill'.

Yeah that Barbie is fucked up.

**RU Joe** · 10-19-2009, 03:28 AM

The REAL reason dinosaurs became extinct *(that is the title)

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Flashback of the 70's movie 'Starship Invasion', anyone?
(that movie, and in particular that part so similar to this pic freaked me out SO bad)

**Dudebro** · 10-19-2009, 04:46 AM

That last picture is disturbing and hard to look at.

**Squall** · 10-19-2009, 04:52 PM

that makes me sick just looking at it!

**OldTimer** · 10-19-2009, 07:44 PM

What's wrong with photo shop? Now if that pic was from rotten.com that's a different story.

Not for the faint of heart.

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**RU Joe** · 10-20-2009, 04:19 PM

I think that's the real deal, because I once heard of a guy who got his hand stuck in a meat grinder and they had to contact the company that made it to figure out how to get him out of it.
Good one, OldTimer.
I'm really grossed out now.
Thank you.

Apparently this is 'Bluto' (or Brutus) in drag.
Looks like Popeye has something in his shirt?
Anyways, it's disturbing so I knew you guys would love it.

**Smittycal** · 10-23-2009, 12:21 AM

I just thought it was funny

**Dudebro** · 10-23-2009, 12:56 AM

Yeah and it was funny when it got posted in the DuckHunt topic, noob!

I was gonna post the Contra version but I found this one instead. :32-43 was kinda

but I felt bad for the poor bastard anyways.
[ame="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1894241"]Duck Hunt Dog - CollegeHumor video[/ame]

**RU Joe** · 10-23-2009, 11:01 PM

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I felt bad for the poor bastard anyways.

Do you mean the guy, or the dog?
Some people really like it, and are blissfully unaware that the light gun for the NES had in-built flaws which guaranteed the little fucker's job security.
It is mainly because of that I can never feel anything but hatred for that damned hyena.
I loved the video, by the way.

I was looking for something completely different, and I think I found it.

Is this animal abuse?
Maybe it's not a real dog at all, but a fancy purse instead?
Something looks like a handle between her legs there....

**Dudebro** · 10-24-2009, 01:51 AM

I think she's a stupid bitch who doesn't deserve the shit she has.

**Slime Slayer** · 10-24-2009, 02:04 AM

isnt she married to bart?

**Dudebro** · 10-24-2009, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by stevencassidy13

isnt she married to bart?

I assume you mean Bart Simpson? If so do you realize that's a woman doing the voice? I guess the thought of her being a lesbian makes her tolerable though.

**RU Joe** · 10-24-2009, 02:54 AM

DB:

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I think she's a stupid bitch who doesn't deserve the shit she has.

I can't really argue with you there, and I think so of most stars/singers/celebrities (what are we celebrating?).
Having said that, speaking of the ones other than those 'born into the business' I feel sorry for them.
Take for example Geri Halliwell AKA 'Ginger Spice', who I will always remember crying and saying how sad and lonely she felt.

Maybe being in the limelight isn't so great after all, and as Dick Assman will tell you, after your 15 minutes of fame on David Letterman are up it's back to business as usual at the old gas station.

Dick Assman operates a gas station in Saskatchewan
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei8462a_8H4"]YouTube - Late Show w/David Letterman - Dick Assman Part 1[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orvspaUn0YU"]YouTube - Late Show w/David Letterman - Dick Assman Part 2[/ame]

How about this you guys:
Today is my birthday, so maybe I feel nostalgic or something but I remember how my parents had the exact same phone as David Letterman has on his desk.
Also I should say that I was in Saskatchewan at the height of this thing and wanted to go and get one of the bumper stickers they were selling at that Petro Canada which read:

I GOT PUMPED BY THE ASSMAN!
I never got one though.

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I guess the thought of her being a lesbian makes her tolerable though.

Why do guys find lesbians hot?
I mean, I understand the visual aspect of it, with us men being genetically programmed the way we are but my point is:
Lesbians like other girls, and that automatically means that you ain't gonna be tappin' nothin'.