your momma - Page 3

**DarknessMush0323** · 02-24-2008, 03:36 PM

Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo.

**count100** · 02-24-2008, 03:46 PM

your mommas so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper

your mommas so old she ran track with dinosaurs

**DarknessMush0323** · 02-24-2008, 03:50 PM

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

**count100** · 02-24-2008, 03:53 PM

your mommas so old shes blind from the big bang

your mommas so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out

**DarknessMush0323** · 02-24-2008, 03:55 PM

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

**count100** · 02-24-2008, 03:56 PM

your mommas so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning

your momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

**DarknessMush0323** · 02-24-2008, 04:31 PM

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

**count100** · 02-24-2008, 04:33 PM

your momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make monster cookies

your momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

**DarknessMush0323** · 02-24-2008, 04:53 PM

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

**count100** · 02-24-2008, 06:32 PM

your momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her

your momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

**DarknessMush0323** · 02-24-2008, 07:48 PM

Yo Mamma's feet so smelly that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.

Yo mama so big that she was going for a walk in Florida but tripped over the Mississippi River and fell head- first in Canada.

**count100** · 02-24-2008, 07:58 PM

your momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her

your momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her

**DarknessMush0323** · 02-24-2008, 08:01 PM

Yo mama so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

Your momma smells so bad that not even skunks want to be near her.

**count100** · 02-24-2008, 08:12 PM

your momma is so stupid when she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout

Your momma is so stupid she thought an elevator was a mobile home

**DarknessMush0323** · 02-24-2008, 08:25 PM

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

**count100** · 02-24-2008, 08:45 PM

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Your momma is so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

**DarknessMush0323** · 02-24-2008, 08:54 PM

Your Momma is so fat when she fell Titanic sunk.

Your mom is so dumb that she thought a belt was a piece of chewing gum

**oasis** · 03-03-2008, 11:50 PM

your momma is sooo ugly ....

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**DarknessMush0323** · 03-04-2008, 08:07 AM

Your mom is so stupid that she thought toothpaste was white out.

**oasis** · 03-07-2008, 02:37 PM

your momma is so fat I tried to drive around her and i ran out of gas...

your momma is so smelly even the mold growing under her arms gasp for air

**HeroofTime** · 03-08-2008, 12:02 PM

O YEAH WELL YO MAMA SO STUPID THAT SHE THOUGHT THAT THE LIQUID WHITE OUT WAS A KIND OF PAINT

HAHA WAT NOW

**oasis** · 03-08-2008, 12:35 PM

your momma is so stupid she tried to use the liquid white out to paint the house

**HeroofTime** · 03-08-2008, 02:10 PM

yo mama so stupid she was pregnant with you lol

**oasis** · 03-08-2008, 02:18 PM

Yo mama so white she makes Micheal Jackson look black

**DarknessMush0323** · 03-11-2008, 01:13 PM

Yo mama so fat when she sit down we have to add another country to the map

Yo Mama so ugly when she was a baby they stuck her in a corner and fed her with a slingshot.