Corrupt a Wish - Page 29

**joz** · 01-29-2010, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Tails

Well, I love storms, especially thunder, so that's not corrupting~
I wish Miku would sing Gato.

It's a freak blizzard storm and you lost all your jackets and blankets.

Wish granted, but Miku loses her voice mid song and drowns herself with alcohol to ease the pain.

I wish I could save %15 on my car insurance in 15 minutes or less.

**Mareeps** · 01-29-2010, 11:19 AM

Granted, but when you crash your car, the rates go up 1000%.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of ice cream that would never melt.

**Tails** · 01-29-2010, 11:20 AM

That's even better, I love the cold. ^_^

Granted, granted but you can't eat it, it can't be broken apart.

I wish L was real.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 01-29-2010, 11:24 AM

Granted, but he shoots you thinking you're Kira.
I wish I had a lifetime supply of Hershey's that would never melt, get stolen, or go bad in any way

**joz** · 01-29-2010, 11:28 AM

Granted, but your tongue gets stuck to it when you licked it. Since it's not meltable, you have to rip your tongue free and you lose all taste from there on.

ARRGGG!!! IT HAPPEND AGAIN!!
Wish granted, but you forgot the combination to the vault you put your Hersheys' in and now you can't enjoy it.

I wish Tails luck on trying to annoy me.

**Demon-Mask** · 01-29-2010, 05:06 PM

Granted, but he gets that luck, and you die from being so annoyed,

I wish wish I could live as long as Dick Clark.

**Mareeps** · 01-29-2010, 06:55 PM

Granted, but the double wish means you live twice as long as Dick Clark, and you become so old that you can't even move your arm without assisstance.

I wish I had an idea of what game to play here.

**JKool** · 01-29-2010, 06:58 PM

Granted, but the game didn't load.

I wish I had 200 highscores.

**Demon-Mask** · 01-29-2010, 07:42 PM

Granted, but highscores begin to count against you.

I wish I was Kain Highwind.

**joz** · 01-30-2010, 09:08 PM

Granted, but Cecil kills you for grabbing Rosa's ass.

I wish I had an katana blade.

**samejamesbond** · 01-30-2010, 11:13 PM

Granted, but a samurai kills you for failing with it.

I wish Ike didn't fight for his friends.

**Demon-Mask** · 01-31-2010, 01:09 AM

Granted, but he now fights for the forces of Satan.

I wish Ike didn't fight for Satan.

**Mareeps** · 01-31-2010, 11:00 AM

Granted, but Ike now fights for himself, and won't help anyone.

I wish I would find a $100 bill outside.

**asher** · 01-31-2010, 11:22 AM

Granted, you find it outside, but you cannot decide what to buy with it and you go crazy trying to decide what to buy.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of food for my cat.

**samejamesbond** · 01-31-2010, 11:29 AM

Granted, only it's stale.

I wish Cloud Strife wasn't emo.

**Tails** · 01-31-2010, 11:57 AM

Wrong L, was referring to L is real 2021 speculation. Just fyi.

Granted but now he is a lazy bum.

I wish I wasn't so dumb with Disgaea..

**Demon-Mask** · 01-31-2010, 12:53 PM

Granted, but you lose all other mental capacity.

I wish Tails didn't lose his mental capacity.

**joz** · 01-31-2010, 04:26 PM

Granted, now you lose all mental capacity and Tails has to care for you.

I wish I could swim on land.

**zarny** · 01-31-2010, 04:46 PM

Granted, but you fall in water drown and die.

I wish pigs could fly.

**Mareeps** · 01-31-2010, 04:49 PM

Granted, but there is a shortage of pork due to the pigs flying away.

I wish I had cotton candy.

**Tails** · 02-01-2010, 09:43 AM

Granted, but it smells like Doodbro.

I wish I would quit posting after I'm tired.

**joz** · 02-01-2010, 09:49 AM

Granted, now you never get tired nor do you require sleep and you have to post forever, cutting yourself off from the rest of the world.

I wish I could turn water into any beer I'd like.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 02-01-2010, 10:35 AM

Granted, but you turn your own body into coors light.
I wish i had 500 dollars that wouldn't make me go insane, get stolen, or lost

**joz** · 02-01-2010, 10:46 AM

Granted, but you feel generous and give me $500 because I need a blood transfusion.

I wish I could wrestle a bear bare handed and win.

**Tails** · 02-01-2010, 11:11 AM

Granted, but it was only a Teddie Bear..

I wish Jozman would change his avatar like 5cents.