Corrupt a Wish - Page 27

**samejamesbond** · 01-26-2010, 08:09 PM

Granted, but this happens to you:

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I wish my wish woun't be corrupted.

**mario90s** · 01-26-2010, 08:35 PM

You get nothing.

I wish I had Resident Evil.

**DrunkN** · 01-26-2010, 09:08 PM

Granted.

Have so much fun.

I wish I didn't just bash Resident Evil Survivor...

**samejamesbond** · 01-26-2010, 09:35 PM

Granted, you play it too.

I wish Captain Falcon was real.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 01-27-2010, 12:02 AM

Granted, but he falcon punches you into prehistoric times.
I wish mario was real.

**DrunkN** · 01-27-2010, 12:07 AM

Granted

I wish I would stop corrupting wishes with pictures...

**Mareeps** · 01-27-2010, 07:40 AM

Granted, you start corrupting wishes with long paragraphs.

I wish I had a TV that auto-skipped commercials.

**DrunkN** · 01-27-2010, 08:01 AM

Granted, but everyone else gets one too. The stations notice that there is a complete drop of viewers when commercials play. People eventually stop buying commercial space and the networks lose money. Soon enough, there is absolutely nothing to watch but static. This eventually drives the world insane, and they come to kill you for making your TV auto skipper.

I wish for a salami.

**joz** · 01-27-2010, 08:13 AM

Granted, but you must swallow it whole.

I wish I was a pornstar.

**Mareeps** · 01-27-2010, 02:46 PM

Granted, but your family finds out and shuns you.

I wish people didnt blow things out of proportion.

**joz** · 01-27-2010, 03:29 PM

Granted, but I still have a huge unit.

I wish I had mad ninja skills.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 01-27-2010, 03:36 PM

granted, but a ninja by the name of Ryu Hayabasa slays you.
I wish Ryu hadn't slain Jozman3000

**Mareeps** · 01-27-2010, 04:40 PM

Granted, Ryu has slain you.

I wish batteries didnt die so soon.

**joz** · 01-27-2010, 04:46 PM

Granted, but you get sent back in time to the dark ages where your batteries are useless.

I wish for an arctic cold ultra smooth and refreshing beer!

**Demon-Mask** · 01-27-2010, 05:08 PM

Granted, but it is laced with acid, and you never come off the trip.

I wish I had a wish.

**mario90s** · 01-27-2010, 07:04 PM

You get many wishes, and they all get corrupted.

I wish Luigi was real.

**Mareeps** · 01-27-2010, 08:41 PM

Granted, but all he does is cower in fear in the nearest corner.

I wish Action 52 didnt exist.

**DrunkN** · 01-27-2010, 08:45 PM

Granted, but there is no way I'd corrupt that wish and you are disappointed.

I wish I didn't just corrupt the 666th wish.

**mario90s** · 01-27-2010, 09:03 PM

Granted now all of your posts are deleted and so is your account.

I wish Legend Of Zelda: The Movie was very awesome! And so was it's sequel!

**Mareeps** · 01-27-2010, 09:05 PM

Granted, but the CD-i Zelda games get remade.

I wish I had the antidote.

**joz** · 01-28-2010, 08:16 AM

Granted, then you get stung by a platapus and get pepto bismal instead.

I wish I was Chuck Norris' beard.

**Tails** · 01-28-2010, 08:46 AM

Granted but you died.

I wish CT would work.

**joz** · 01-28-2010, 08:53 AM

Granted, but you can't use it.

I wish I was the Olympian God Poseidon.

**Tails** · 01-28-2010, 10:41 AM

Granted, but you could only breathe underwater.

I wish this topic would keep at this pace.

**joz** · 01-28-2010, 10:48 AM

Granted, but I've decided that I'll take a break from corrupting wishes until further notice.

I wish I could use magic like if I was Kefka.