Corrupt a Wish - Page 26

**Mareeps** · 01-25-2010, 05:33 PM

Granted, but now you have to write out everything, including speech.

I wish life had a money cheat

**joz** · 01-25-2010, 07:01 PM

Granted, but you constantly get robbed of all your money.
I wish I could breath underwater.

**Demon-Mask** · 01-25-2010, 07:29 PM

Granted, but you can no longer breath air.

I wish I could use Meteor.

**Mareeps** · 01-25-2010, 07:31 PM

granted, but if you use it, you die shortly after.

I wish I had a pizza.

**samejamesbond** · 01-25-2010, 10:01 PM

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I could go to Europe.

**DrunkN** · 01-25-2010, 10:06 PM

Granted, have fun in the most isolated part of Russia.

I wish for money.

**samejamesbond** · 01-25-2010, 10:08 PM

Granted, you get a penny.

I wish I could Falcon Punch.

**DrunkN** · 01-25-2010, 10:11 PM

Granted, but your whole arm is engulfed in flame and soon your entire body is a smoldering mess!

I want marmalade pie.

**joz** · 01-26-2010, 08:13 AM

Granted, but samejamesbond was your waiter when he was suddenly got engulfed in flame after he Falcon Punched a bad tipper causing your delicious marmalade pie to melt.

I wish I was the new lead singer of The Presidents of the United States of America.

**DrunkN** · 01-26-2010, 08:17 AM

Granted, right before your big lawsuit from the government. Yay!

I wish to daze people just by pointing at them and saying "bang!".

**samejamesbond** · 01-26-2010, 09:51 AM

Granted but on your trip home, Chuck Norris points his finger at your plane and yells "Bang!" destroying you instantly.

I wish I was in Sparta.

**joz** · 01-26-2010, 10:37 AM

Granted, but you are an outsider and get kicked down a very deep pit to your doom.

I wish I was immortal.

**samejamesbond** · 01-26-2010, 12:55 PM

Granted, but you get labeled a witch and are burried for an eternity.

I wish I had a gunblade.

**joz** · 01-26-2010, 01:14 PM

Granted, but it really sucks and you want your money back.

I wish I had a gun for a hand like Megaman.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 01-26-2010, 01:15 PM

Granted, but as soon as you use it, it melts.
I wish i had sephiroth as a bodyguard

**samejamesbond** · 01-26-2010, 01:23 PM

Granted, but he only brings you dispair.

I wish I had Squall Leonhart as a bodyguard.

**mario90s** · 01-26-2010, 03:36 PM

Granted, he kills you by throwing you in the water.

I wish the Lord of the rings had another book.

**StarfoxFan2009** · 01-26-2010, 03:40 PM

Granted, but no one reads it and is labeled DO NOT WANT

I wish i owned the Death Star

**mario90s** · 01-26-2010, 03:45 PM

Granted, but you fall nto the deactiviation spot, and push the button.

I wish Wario was real!

**DrunkN** · 01-26-2010, 03:50 PM

Granted, he comes to your house as a bonus!

I wish for itchy tasty.

**joz** · 01-26-2010, 04:02 PM

Granted, but instead you get

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I wish I had the power to convince anyone to do my bidding.

**Mareeps** · 01-26-2010, 06:39 PM

Granted, but all they can do is fetch the paper for you.

I wish I had a Klondike Bar

**samejamesbond** · 01-26-2010, 06:51 PM

Granted only this happens to you:

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I wish Dudebro shaved his beard.

**mario90s** · 01-26-2010, 07:28 PM

Granted but then he'll look like this

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I wish Mario was real.

**Mareeps** · 01-26-2010, 07:51 PM

Granted, but every day at 3:00 P.M. he pops out of your toilet and steals all your mushrooms and flowers.

I wish I could fly.