King Me - Page 2

**jeckel22** · 01-02-2007, 09:19 PM

Favorite author? Stephen King.

**Kong** · 01-03-2007, 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebird1003

martin luther king jr................... i had a dream

martin luther king sr................... i had a son

**thebird1003** · 01-03-2007, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by jeckel22

King Charles II ruled over England, Scotland, and Ireland from 29 May 1660 until 6 February 1685. Now you know.

didnt king auther rule england

**Kong** · 01-03-2007, 05:55 AM

King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
King Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

**thebird1003** · 01-03-2007, 06:15 AM

kong is the king of the longest posts ever

**BRODYMAN** · 01-03-2007, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Kong

Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

Palin king of actors with lines that make me wet myself

**thebird1003** · 01-03-2007, 07:25 AM

triple h the king of kings (wwe raw superstar)

**BRODYMAN** · 01-03-2007, 07:31 AM

No! See, One-Eyed Willy
stole a treasure once.

And it was full of rubies
and emeralds...

And diamonds?

And diamonds. Then he loaded it
onto his ship...

...and sailed away into the sunset.

Until the British king found out
about it...

...and sent out his whole armada
to go after him.

**thebird1003** · 01-03-2007, 07:41 AM

king kong they made 3 movies about him

**sabby** · 01-03-2007, 09:56 AM

The King Ad-Rock, that is my name.

**BRODYMAN** · 01-03-2007, 11:08 AM

Buddy Kane, the Real Estate King!

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Originally Posted by RE KING

You like getting nailed by the king?

**Squall** · 01-03-2007, 11:22 AM

rocking!:mrgreen:

**Tekkaman** · 01-03-2007, 12:21 PM

Hail to the King, baby!

**thebird1003** · 01-03-2007, 01:11 PM

the lion king!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good movie atleast when i was 7

**Squall** · 01-03-2007, 02:13 PM

the line of kings in Ankh-Morpork has ended. for now. (i think i know who the king is though, but the guy wouldnt admit to it or take the power anyway)

**BRODYMAN** · 01-03-2007, 02:55 PM

The only game that has truly made me want an XBOX 360:

The Sneak King

**Squall** · 01-03-2007, 05:01 PM

OOC: you sure thats real Brody?

ayway, i wanna be a king

**sabby** · 01-03-2007, 05:39 PM

It's g:king::king:d to be the king.

**Rune5** · 01-04-2007, 12:25 AM

Wonder why there are no King Ants

**Tekkaman** · 01-04-2007, 10:07 AM

A Winner is You!

**thebird1003** · 01-04-2007, 10:39 AM

why do they call it the mushroom kingdom:mushroom: :mariohead: :1up:

**wanman** · 01-04-2007, 05:13 PM

green giant, king of corn

**Tekkaman** · 01-04-2007, 05:46 PM

King Hippo

**Kong** · 01-04-2007, 06:21 PM

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**Kugyince** · 01-04-2007, 07:52 PM

Denethor: You think you are wise, Mithrandir. Yet for all your subtleties, you have not wisdom. Do you think the eyes of the White Tower are blind? I have seen more than you know. With your left hand you would use me as a shield against Mordor, and with your right you would seek to supplant me. I know who rides with Theoden of Rohan. Oh, yes. Word has reached my ears of this Aragorn, son of Arathorn, and I tell you now, I will not bow to this Ranger from the North, last of a ragged house long bereft of kingship!