Corrupt a Wish - Page 17

**Blue Shoe 2** · 05-05-2009, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sezthemank

Your wish is granted, you get this but never have that.

I wish I didnt have writers block.

you get writer's brick instead (physical writer's block {owch}).

I wish that 6teen wouldn't air anymore.

**SSBBrawler** · 05-05-2009, 10:00 PM

It's no longer aired, but is replaced by even worse shows.

I wish that the last three Harry Potter books were better.

**Shades** · 05-06-2009, 12:39 AM

Granted.

Now they're so good, they can't print enough supply for the demand, and there's an angry mob formed that simply sets everything afire. Ouch.

I wish I had a hundred dollars more than I have right now.

**Blue Shoe 2** · 05-07-2009, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shades

Granted.

Now they're so good, they can't print enough supply for the demand, and there's an angry mob formed that simply sets everything afire. Ouch.

I wish I had a hundred dollars more than I have right now.

granted, but prices of everything get boosted by 100,000,000,000 dollars.

I wish that monkeys rained from the sky.

**Shades** · 05-07-2009, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead_tears

granted, but prices of everything get boosted by 100,000,000,000 dollars.

I wish that monkeys rained from the sky.

Yeah, because that couldn't got wrong in a billion ways.

Just think of something with banana peels, feces, and death, and you can corrupt it yourself.

I wish that everybody would die.

**SSBBrawler** · 05-08-2009, 10:29 PM

Everyone dies, including you.

I wish for (removed so this can't be corrupted.)

**Winnebagel** · 05-08-2009, 11:55 PM

Granted, but then (insert negative outcome).

I wish I had could pilot an F-16.

**Gamenguru** · 05-09-2009, 11:56 PM

Granted. You can pilot, but unfortunately you are not so good at landing...KABOOM!!!

I wish I had a Rich & Famous contract.

**sezthemank** · 05-10-2009, 07:03 AM

Granted - but its Gary Glitter!

I wish sky didnt cut me off.

**Winnebagel** · 05-10-2009, 02:01 PM

Granted. You get Sky back, but then everything else gets cut off instead. (Besides, I thought you would like it if Sky got cut off.)

I wish I could breathe underwater and on land.

**Shades** · 05-10-2009, 11:34 PM

Granted.

You become Aladdin without Genie, and you are chained and thrown into a body of water.

Oh, hey, sucks, because you can't drown. You live the rest of your life in that horrible agony.

I wish everything was perfect and incorruptibly so.

**sezthemank** · 05-12-2009, 06:18 AM

Granted everything is too perfect - you get very board!

I wish i didnt have to clean upmy flat, i cant be botherd today

**SSBBrawler** · 05-12-2009, 06:15 PM

You have to clean it tommorrow, no matter what. To make matters worse, you don't want to be bothered even more then than now.

I wish I could do that one thing that that one guy did at that one time in that one place.

**Shades** · 05-12-2009, 08:09 PM

You did. Now you're in jail.

I wish I had a life.

**SSBBrawler** · 05-13-2009, 08:43 PM

You had to trade your soul for it though.

I wish I had a sibling who loved video games as much as I did so we could play together.

**Winnebagel** · 05-13-2009, 09:06 PM

Granted. However your sibling has robotic arms, so the only game you can play together is Gyromite and he always has to play the role of R.O.B. the robot.

I wish I could sing and whistle simultaneously.

**sezthemank** · 05-14-2009, 08:55 AM

You do but people start calling you herbert the pervert out of family guy.

I wish I could brake dance

Tryed doing it on holiday
i made a holy show of myself
the shame
the shame
THE SHAMEEEEEE

**SSBBrawler** · 05-14-2009, 10:21 PM

You know brake dance, however, due to your spelling error, you now "dance" by braking a car in a highway.

I wish that...

**Shades** · 05-16-2009, 03:57 PM

You get "..." and become "..." in purgatory.

Yeah, forever.

I wish I was in a room full of serial killers.

**DrunkN** · 05-16-2009, 03:59 PM

granted, you are in a room full of serial killers, but they all kill each other.

I wish I could walk on walls.

**Dojah** · 05-16-2009, 04:11 PM

You get sent up to space with zero gravity and suddenly discover while walking on walls that you are VERY low on oxygen.

I wish I had 10 extra wishes.

**DrunkN** · 05-16-2009, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dojah

You get sent up to space with zero gravity and suddenly discover while walking on walls that you are VERY low on oxygen.

I wish I had 10 extra wishes.

Wouldn't I notice if I had walked past the atmosphere? And I would run out of oxygen far before I hit zero gravity.

All of your 10 wishes are corrupted.

I wish I could walk on water and control fish like Aquaman can.

**Dojah** · 05-16-2009, 04:40 PM

[QUOTE=drunkninja;63544]Wouldn't I notice if I had walked past the atmosphere? And I would run out of oxygen far before I hit zero gravity.

Well you didnt walk past the atmosphere..you were sent up there. And you would not run out of oxygen before you hit zero gravity because you are under the ASSUMPTION you only have the air around you.

You get your wish of controlling fish, but while you are playing with your fish a whale comes up from behind and eats you.

I wish I had a time machine.

**Blue Shoe 2** · 05-16-2009, 11:44 PM

[quote=Dojah;63546]

Quote:

Originally Posted by drunkninja

Wouldn't I notice if I had walked past the atmosphere? And I would run out of oxygen far before I hit zero gravity.

Well you didnt walk past the atmosphere..you were sent up there. And you would not run out of oxygen before you hit zero gravity because you are under the ASSUMPTION you only have the air around you.

You get your wish of controlling fish, but while you are playing with your fish a whale comes up from behind and eats you.

I wish I had a time machine.

Granted, but it only sends you to the moon in 1922 and you suffocate.

I wish that i could combine my Wii, PS3, and 360 into one indestructible, unstealable super console that only worked for my family.

**DrunkN** · 05-16-2009, 11:47 PM

granted, but you're friends get jealous as it does not work for them. Maybe you'll find new friends who prefer to read books instead.

I wish I had an eleventh finger named Kilith Montega.