Corrupt a Wish

[Winnebagel]

Granted, but you soon end up back on land at the end of a hook.

I wish I could play basketball like Michael Jordan.

[Tagen]

Granted, but you also talk like Michael Jackson.

I wish I were stronger. Physically.

[RUnachos]

Granted, but you break your TV by pressing the on button.

I wish that this wish can't be corrupted.

[The Good Doctor]

granted , no wish.
i wish winnebagel will eat my shoe that smells like poo.

[yoshi_star10]

granted but now you dont have any shoes to wear, and you cant get into a store to buy something


no shirt, no shoes, no service



i wish i was better at playing games (in general but more on RU)

[SSBBrawler]

You become better because everyone else dies and their accounts vanish mysteriously. You now have a guilty conscience.

I wish I had more courage.

[DrunkN]

Granted, you decide to go sky diving with your new courage. You can see where this goes.

I wish I knew how to spell pigmemarmasec.

[Winnebagel]

Granted. You learn how to spell pigmemarmasec. However, you find out that you can't take pigmamarmasec with alcohol, so you must choose between the positive effects of pigmamarsec or losing your status as the drunkninja due to the danger. You have to consider becoming the Soberninja or risk death.

I wish I was a good fisherman and could catch a lot of fish.

[SSBBrawler]

Your boat sinks from the weight of so many fish.

I wish I could turn invisible and change back anytime I wanted to.

[Winnebagel]

Granted, but you can turn invisible and visible at will. Unfortunately your friends and family find out about your power and you become an outcast. Miserable and alone, you are forced to live under a mountain with only your pet ring as your precioussss friend.

I wish I had a Corvette.

[GamingWolf]

Granted, but now the cops will arrest you for having a shiny car.

I wish I had a better job.

[Winnebagel]

Granted, but you find out that the grass is not always greener and you soon wish for your old job.

I wish I could be an astronaut and travel to other planets.

[gamefreak100200]

Granted, that you only have enough food for one day you will have to turn back.
I wish I was approved to adopt a little girl.

[Winnebagel]

Granted. You are happy then you realize that the little girl is Samara from The Ring.

I wish I could play guitar and piano at the same time.

[Gamenguru]

You get your wish, but look really funny walking the streets with 4 hands.

I wish I had more vacation days.

[Winnebagel]

Granted, but you have to spend them all working at home.

I wish I could throw Sonic Booms like Guile.

[Gamenguru]

You can, but only after eating 5 bowls of chili.

I wish I could read minds.

[Winnebagel]

Granted, you can read minds like books. But you realize that the world is full of blank pages.

I wish I could breathe under water.

[gamefreak100200]

Granted, but you can't breathe on land
I wish I was as strong as that kid in Germany

[Gamenguru]

You get your wish, but you wind up smashing everything you touch including your new Ferrari.

I wish I could run as fast as an Antelope

[gamefreak100200]

Granted, but you can't control your speed and you crash into every single thing
I wish I was absolutely fearless

[Winnebagel]

Granted, but you run so fast you trip over a Deer when you go out to the range to play.

I wish I had X-ray vision in a room full of super models.

[gamefreak100200]

Granted, but they are all shaped like Oprah Winfrey
I wish I had in the power to control the elements

[sezthemank]

granted but you strike yourself with lightning
i wish they made more eps of father ted

[Gamenguru]

Your wish is granted. You get a new episode, but are forced to watch it back-to-back 1,000 times.

I wish I had a Genie in a bottle...who looked like Barbara Eden.