President Trump predictions.

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Thankfully it's very unlikely that Trump will get anywhere close to the white house but I thought it might be fun to predict what might happen if he did win. You can make silly guesses if you want but I'm more interested in what people think might happen if he was given so much power.

My predictions-

1. His name somewhere on the exterior of the building. I doubt he'd be allowed to make anything like his towers but maybe a banner or something. He's just tacky enough for that kind of thing I think.

2. Lots of embarrassing incidents that he doesn't see as a problem. He's notorious for being an outspoken douchebag and he always acts like what he says is what everyone is thinking. If they had a picture of arrogance in the dictionary he'd buy the company that makes them and put his picture on every page.

3. Warmongering gone mad. My main fear about his presidency is that he'll stay true to his character and push us into chaos. He holds grudges like a middle school girl and has shown that he has very little empathy. That's one of the worst presidential combos I can think of. Combine that with his lust for money and power and we're all screwed.

4. He'll divide the country like never before. He is all about "us vs them". Really he's about "me vs everyone who isn't me" but he needs support so he'll pander to conservatives.

5. We'll have to see a presidential portrait with that ugly mug and bad rug.