I like my men/women like I like my.... - Page 2

**Dudebro** · 01-19-2012, 05:58 PM

You haven't noticed Tensers creepy troll posts before? I thought it was pretty predictable for him at this point, I guess I'm too used to him.

Btw it's funny you say it like that, I actually do like small breasted women who shave. But they still have to have curves and be old enough.

**Kong** · 01-19-2012, 06:08 PM

I like my women like I like my parties, full of sausage.

**alohaex** · 01-19-2012, 06:26 PM

I like my men like I like my avatar pic romantic

**Kong** · 01-19-2012, 10:47 PM

I like my women like my pandora's box, uncloseable.

**alohaex** · 01-20-2012, 12:24 AM

I like my men like I dislike my hairtcut right now with lightly hairy chest

**Dudebro** · 01-20-2012, 12:52 AM

I like my men like I like ugly chicks, boning someone else.

**Slime Slayer** · 01-20-2012, 01:12 AM

I like my women like I like my Mario Kart, always willing to screw you.

**Blue Shoe 2** · 01-20-2012, 02:02 AM

I like my women like I like my wife; probably going to murder me for this thread.

Alternatively

I like my men like I like my interplanetary ninja assassin's; all talk, no game.

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I like my women like I like my wife; probably going to murder me for this thread.

Alternatively

I like my men like I like my interplanetary ninja assassin's; all talk, no game.

**Dudebro** · 01-20-2012, 03:59 AM

I like my women like I like my tennis partners; ok with balls coming at their face daily and willing to serve.

**alohaex** · 01-20-2012, 05:53 AM

I like my men like I like my candy very sweet

**jim5cents** · 01-20-2012, 08:47 AM

I like my women like my muppets...not only do they not complain when you put your entire fist up their ass, they are happy about it.

**warghoul** · 01-20-2012, 02:24 PM

I like my women like I like my heart beat...unaturaly fast.

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It's hard to get more women in on this when Sez is the only one in these forums

**Dudebro** · 01-20-2012, 02:44 PM

Sez isn't the only chick around these parts. We also have Aloha, he likes dudes that counts right?

**warghoul** · 01-20-2012, 02:48 PM

I think that depends on what the queer wants I'm guessing he'd still wanna be known as a dude.
You could always get KATZ to join this forum she has a dirty little mouth on her

**Dudebro** · 01-20-2012, 03:04 PM

Well he is a dude so that doesn't really matter. The point is he can give us a different perspective. You can always just read his posts in this topic as if he was a girl, just close your eyes and imagine! Either way I hope you aren't trying to be mean, Aloha is my friend and even if he wasn't I don't take kindly to people being homophobic.

I'll send katz and invite.

**warghoul** · 01-20-2012, 03:07 PM

No worrys there I was just joking with the queer thing other than that I knew what ya meant Im just bored and have to post something

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On a side note love ya AX your the coolest gay guy on the site and second coolest dude period after me of course

**Dudebro** · 01-20-2012, 03:07 PM

That's ok then, I doubt Aloha will mind if we jokingly call him stuff like flamer or queer. If he wants he can just call us breeders and such.

Coolest gay guy on site? I didn't realize we had more than one openly gay dude.

**alohaex** · 01-20-2012, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by warghoul

I think that depends on what the queer wants I'm guessing he'd still wanna be known as a dude.

dude will do just fine I ain't that lady like

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

Well he is a dude so that doesn't really matter. The point is he can give us a different perspective. You can always just read his posts in this topic as if he was a girl, just close your eyes and imagine! Either way I hope you aren't trying to be mean, Aloha is my friend and even if he wasn't I don't take kindly to people being homophobic.

Thanks Dudebro

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Originally Posted by warghoul

No worrys there I was just joking with the queer thing other than that I knew what ya meant Im just bored and have to post something

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On a side note love ya AX your the coolest gay guy on the site and second coolest dude period after me of course

It's all good war no offenese taken

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

That's ok then, I doubt Aloha will mind if we jokingly call him stuff like flamer or queer. If he wants he can just call us breeders and such.

Coolest gay guy on site? I didn't realize we had more than one openly gay dude.

True

**warghoul** · 01-20-2012, 03:18 PM

I thought there were two and than a couple bi's or something

**Dudebro** · 01-20-2012, 03:20 PM

Bi yeah but I think we only have one straight gay guy.

**warghoul** · 01-20-2012, 03:21 PM

Word i should pay more attention to the important details like sex and stuff

**alohaex** · 01-20-2012, 03:22 PM

I like my men like I like eating ice cream you can get very messy with both

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Originally Posted by Dudebro

Bi yeah but I think we only have one straight gay guy.

How can you have a straight gay guy