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Hey Psi, what about 'rainbow beard'? - no love?, or is it too tough for ya?
Fine then I'll have a go:
{ as this person is being approached by Police}:
'Excuse me, Miss .. uh .. Sirrrrr .. citizen, we'd like to ask you if you've seen a certain Pony.
She's gone missing, and she has a very unique tail.
Have you seen her?'
Ok now this one:
In Russia, ramen make YOU!
or
{sung to the tune of Dragostea Din Tei by O - Zone}
'Happy Birthday, baby, I went down to KK and got all your favorites - bet you can't guess where the Cream - filled is!'
Coming Soon!
A shocking horror by up - and - coming Latin - born Director Georges Lucas {Hola!}
Fear the creature that should not be, a mighty behemoth with 3 heads; 1 reptilan, 1 mutant and 1 robotic!
Thrill as rebel forces attempt to hit it directly in the crotch using futuristic death rays - but will it be enough to take this beast down?
^
Are we bored of this game now?
Come on guys, this one practically writes itself! - but I'm not going first, someone else has to; it's in the RUUUUUSS!